with Kirsty Walker against Grand Theft Auto with Valhella. But after what we
just saw of Valhella, she may not make it through the match.
JERRY “THE KING” LAWLER: She took a pretty bad beating with the
sledgehammer in the gym, but Kirsty seems to have opened some old
wounds here tonight too. All we can do is see what happens. Anything can
happen in the WMRF
JIM ROSS: Anything can, and it often does King. We’ve seen that already.
Driving In My Car by Madness screams from the speakers and Grand Theft
Auto make their way to the ringside, slowly followed by Valhella Dracul, fresh
bandages on her head and arm, and growling menacingly at the crowd.
As they enter the ring, the entrance theme changes to Duhast by Rammstein
and the Partners of Pain enter, accompanied by Kirsty Walker and the rest of
Canada Inc (Crazy Stickman, Big Bob Awdry, Dominator Boy, The Great
Googalick, and Crazy Canadian)
JL: Those Canadians seem to be growing in number every time they make an
appearance. What do they do? Sleep on a Xerox machine?
JR: Wouldn’t know King, but they do seem to be the most powerful group in
the WMRF at the moment.
Before referee Lenny London has chance to take control of the match, all six
competitors are in the ring and going at it like crazy. Partners of Pain are
pounding Grand Theft Auto and Valhella is pounding Kirsty Walker to make
her pay for the earlier attack.
She grabs the bandage from her arm and wraps it round Kirsty’s neck, trying
to choke her out, and as she tries to punch her way out, Kirsty catches Lenny
London with a right fist and he is down. Valhella pushes him out of the ring
and carries on attacking Kirsty until Partners of Pain “Dale Death” nails her
from behind with a trash can, giving Kirsty time to escape.
Both members of partners of pain hold Valhella in the corner of the ring while
Kirsty delivers a series of powerful spinning heel kicks to Valhella’s face and
head. Barely conscious, Valhella pulls her arms free of Partners of Pain and
staggers into the centre of the ring, punching blindly at anything that moves.
She hits Grand Theft Auto “Sprockets”, knocking him to the mat, and angrily,
Spanner grabs her and delivers a stunner, leaving the ring and dragging
Sprockets outside.
The Great Googalick grabs both members of GTA in a chokeslam and throws
them back in the ring, where a dazed and bloodied Valhella is still trying to
fight off Powers of Pain and Kirsty Walker single handedly. Brian Battle
leaves Dale Death and Kirsty to deal with Val while he goes over and starts
pounding on both members of GTA.
Val sees what’s happening and grabs the trash can, hitting Battle square in
the face with it, before turning and nailing Death and Walker too. Battle is
laid wide open and his face becomes a mass of blood, but the other two team
members are merely dazed.
Valhella and GTA execute perfect double closelines and for awhile it seems
its all over for Canada Inc. But as they get ready for the pin, Crazy Canadian
leaps into the ring and hits Valhella with the Canadian flag, and GTA chase
him around the outside of the ring, straight into the trap of Big Bob and
Googalick waiting with baseball bats.
As GTA Spanners and Sprockets lie unconscious outside the ring, Valhella
climbs onto the top rope, walks along it a little way, and dives off on top of
Bob and Googalick. The crazy kiwi Dominator Boy is on her with his
trademark whip and snaps the dog collar around her neck, fixing it to a sturdy
chain and handing the chain to Googalick. Googalick grins maniacally at the
crowd and starts pulling Valhella back into the ring.
JR: He’s got no business being in the ring. Its not his match and he should
let Partners of Pain handle it. Why isn’t an official coming out to stop the
match?
JL: Think on it JR - if you were an official, would YOU be fool enough to mess
with Googalick? The guys certified crazy and should be back in the assylum.
Googalick pulls Valhella all over the ring, throwing her into each ringpost in
turn, then tosses the chain to Dominator Boy who pulls her out off the ring
and smashes her into the steel steps.
JL: He’s opened up her head wound again JR. This isn’t wrestling, its
carnage.
JR: I can’t bear to look King. Someone should call the EMT’s in.
Valhella tries to crawl back into the ring but Domboy pulls her back out again,
throwing her through the announce table. She manages to get in a low blow
on Googalick as she falls, but Domboy is still pounding her head and injured
shoulder. Her arm is hanging limply and she tries to fight off Domboy, hitting
him hard with the other hand, but Googalick is up and on her too, joined by
the rest of Canada Inc.
Lenny London comes to, and counts all competitors out, giving the result of a
no win. Valhella staggers into the ring and grabs the mic, saying she wants
the match to continue until she gets chance to “whoop some Canadian ass”
but London pushes her away and maintains the match is over.
As she leans on the ring rope, Dominator Boy is behind her on the ring apron
and snaps her head backwards. She drops to the mat and London signals for
the EMT’s to come to her aid. Domboy takes the mic and boasts that he is
the only wrestler in the whole WMRF to break Valhella’s neck and Canada
Inc. head back to the locker room. The ambulance containing Valhella and
Grand Theft Auto is shown on the video wall leaving the arena.
JR: This is terrible. Vahella will be out of action for quite a while.
JL: True JR. If Domboy has snapped her neck as he says he did, this could
even be the end of her career.