blood between Armbender and the Voodoo Warriors after what they did to
Commissioner Williams, and he wants revenge with a capital R.
JL: Yeh JR, but remember, he also prefers to work alone, and he’s not going
to take kindly to being teamed up with White Eagle either.
JR: Xanadu is over that now but how is she going to fare being at ringside
while the Voodoo Warriors face Armbender and White Eagle?
JL: Here she is now. Sit on my lap Xanadu? Only joking. You’re looking
lovely tonight. Take these headphones so you can join in the commentary.
Xanadu: Well thankyou King, thats nice of you to say, and if you were
wondering if I’m nervous about being here, no I’m not. I have to face up to
those losers and after I beat Jaycee in the I Quit Match, I’ll have my job as
Commissioner to do too.
JR: Good luck with that match later Commissioner Williams. We don’t want
to lose you.
JL: (whispers) Asslicker!
Rage Against the Machine by Testify starts to play from the speakers along
with the trademark womans soft voice saying “This shall be fatal” as
Armbender makes his way to the ring. He stands there emotionless, as he
waits for White Eagle to appear. Wild Angels by Smokie begins to come from
the speakers and the Native American heads to the ring, accompanied by his
wife Red Willow who is in full ceremonial costume. White Eagle climbs into
the ring and Armbender glares at him, making it obvious this is a partnership
not a friendship. White Eagle nods in agreement and the two stand side by
side waiting for the Voodoo Warriors.
Tribal drum beats thump from the speakers, filling the arena as a cloud of
black smoke rises from the arena floor at the side of the ring. Fans cough
and splutter and as the smoke clears, the Voodoo Warriors are standing in
the ring beside Armbender and Eagle. They remove their fur vests and throw
them over the ropes before going over to the edge of the ring and pointing at
Xanadu, yelling “Yabba howa okapaki mungo....sdjitt??” and Xanadu seems
dazed.
JR: You okay Commissioner Williams? Want us to call someone?
Xanadu: Uhh?? What?? Hmmmm...Oh, its okay...I’m...ummm......fine.
Voodoo Warrior “Mr X” leaves the ring and lets Papa D start the match.
Meanwhile, Armbender stands aside for White Eagle to begin. Mr X stares at
White Eagle and White Eagle meets his gaze, before catching him under the
chin with a European Upper Cut, staggering him backwards. Mr X growls and
grabs Eagle by the throat, executing a perfect chokeslam. He tries the figure
four leglock but can’t get it locked into place before Eagle pulls himself to the
corner and tags in Armbender. Pappa D sees Armbender enter the ring and
quickly tags in Mr X who pounds Armbender with a series of left hooks,
bloodying his nose and forcing him back to the corner of the ring. Red Willow
climbs up onto the ring apron and distracts referee Kris Kavanagh while
White Eagle pulls a from his trunks and nails Mr X with it. Pappa D
complains loudly and this gives chance for Mr X to gain his senses and roll
Armbender up into a small package for a count of two. Pappa D turns and
makes a signal to Xanadu who is totally out of it, taking off the headphones
and walking slowly up the ramp and back to her locker room.
JR: I don’t know what they did to her, but shes going to be in no state to
wrestle Jaycee Robbins later.
JL: She completely out of it JR. She should just quit now and give the victory
to Robbins.
White Eagle tries to get Armbender to tag him in but Armbender ignores him,
nailing Mr X with a spinning heel kick, grabbing Pappa D over the top rope
and giving him a kick too, catching him under the chin and knocking him out
cold. He rolls both Warriors on top of each other and pins them for the count
of three, gives White Eagle and Red Willow a high five, and leaves the ring
alone.
JR: So, the Voodoo Warriors lose the match? I hope they don’t take it out on
Xanadu.
JL: I wonder how they do it? Its like they just control the minds of anyone they
choose. Freaks me out everytime they’re in the arena.
JR: Well you should be quite safe there King.