to see another one like that for a long long time JR
JR: I agree King, it was crazy, just like Googalick and Dominator Boy. The
next match though should also make or break a career. We have the I Quit
Match between Jaycee Robbins, the Welsh competitor who has a promising
career in the WMRF, and WMRF Commissioner Xanadu Williams. If she
loses, not only does Xanadu lose her title as Commissioner, but she also has
to leave the WMRF for good.
JL: That would be so sad. No more puppieeeeeeeeeessssss!
Major Tom by David Bowie blurts from the speakers and the futuristic Jaycee
Robbins heads to the ring in a shower of pyrotechnics and special effects.
Within seconds of her entering the ring, a mans voice says “This is the
Legend of Xanadu” and the theme song of the same name hits the arena as
Commissioner Williams enters the arena, accompanied by her husband
Devon. There are lots of pyrotechnics for the Commissioner and the crowd
go wild as Devon takes the mic.
“This match will be an I Quit match, the only way for the match to end will be
through a submission, and the person who submits first has to leave the
WMRF. Thankyou for coming here tonight to watch the match. Good day to
you all”
The two women start going at it as soon as the bell is rung, and Xanadu goes
for a sleeper hold on Jaycee. Jaycee sinks to her knees and throws Xanadu
over her shoulder so that she lands heavily on her back.
JR: Ouch! That was a nasty fall. Its not going to help the back injury that
ended Xanadu’s wrestling career several years ago
JL: It wasn’t good at all JR, she should never have agreed to come back into
the ring, not even in a one off match up. Falling wrongly here tonight could
be disastrous for Commissioner Williams
Jaycee grabs Xanadu’s legs and snaps on the sharpshooter and it looks like
Xanadu is about to give in, but she wriggles out of it and pulls out a handful
of Jaycee’s hair before pushing her into the corner ring post and preparing for
a Sting type splash. Jaycee sees it coming and cartwheels out of the way,
letting Xanadu slam heavily into the corner post. She sinks to the mat and
Jaycee does one bronco buster after another on her as referee Kris
Kavanagh counts to ten.
Xanadu gets to her feet and executes a perfect hurricane rana, throwing
Jaycee over the top rope and into the Spanish announce table, collapsing it.
Xanadu holds her damaged back, in obvious pain, and Kavanagh asks her if
she wants to quit. She says no and grabs Jaycee, piledriving her into the mat
and then holds her back again.
JL: Why is Commissioner Williams doing all these strength moves when she
knows her back isn’t up to it?
JR: She’s desperate to keep her job King, she’ll do anything.
Jaycee is up on the top turnbuckle and has Xanadu on the mat with a
facebuster. The Commissioner is bleeding from the nose but pulls at
Jaycee’s hair, getting her down onto the mat then repeatedly drives her elbow
into Jaycee’s left knee. Jaycee is in agony as Xanadu pulls her over to the
corner of the ring and whips her knee around the steel post.
Devon Williams is over in the other corner, taking the padding off the
turnbuckle, and Xanadu Irish Whips Jaycee across the ring into it. Jaycee
takes Xanadu by the arm and swings her round, reversing the move and
driving Xanadu’s back into the exposed steel. Xanadu screams in pain and
gets back to work on Jaycee’s knee, kicking and driving a steel chair into it.
She snaps on the figure four leglock and Jaycee taps out, yelling “Stop...I
quit.....”
Xanadu and Devon give each other a high five and then go over to help
Jaycee to her feet, the two competitors shake hands and Dallas Jim comes
out to the ring, picking up Jaycee and helping her to the locker room, while
Devon does the same thing for Xanadu.
JR: Its such a shame to lose Jaycee Robbins from the WMRF. She was a
promising wrestler and would have gone to the top.
JL: Xanadu looks as if her back is in a bad way though JR. We’ve had some
bizarre matches here tonight at Mid-Autumn Massacre.
JR: Some very hellacious ones King. This has been Jim Ross and Jerry the
King Lawler. See you all at Hardcore Holidays. So long everybody.