We have a good line up of matches and not only is it going to be title belts that are
decided, it’s also going to decide the future of some of the careers.
JERRY ‘THE KING’ LAWLER: Thats right JR, this could be the last time we ever see
Xanadu Williams as Commissioner if she loses the match against Jaycee Robbins.
JIM ROSS: I was talking to Devon earlier today and he says if she loses the match, not
only does she quit the post as Commissioner, she leaves the WMRF completely.
JERRY LAWLER: What the heck’s that?
Pauly “The Kid” Freeman arrives at ringside on a red Harley Davidson and is closely
followed by Skull Diamond. No entrance themes can be heard above the cheering of the
crowd and the roaring of the engines of the Hogs. He dismounts from the bike and takes
the microphone from the ring announcer.
“Crazy Canadian - I heard you got yourself a little security in the form of CANADA INC. so
thought I’d get some of my own too with my friend Skull Diamond. He’ll be watching my
back very closely so if any of your Canadian losers try anything, he’ll be there. Get ready
to have your butt kicked Pauly Freeman style.”
Crazy Train by Ozzie Osborne blares from the speakers and Crazy Canadian comes to
ringside, accompanied by the rest of CANADA INC. The Manager, Crazy Stickman is
carrying the Canadian flag and the Canadians in the arena go wild.
JL:Seems that CANADA INC is growing every time we see them. We’ve got Partners of
Pain, Googalick, Dominator Boy and now Kirsty Walker joined them too.
JR: Yes King, they’re a powerful stable. Wouldnt want to mess with them, especially now
Big Bob Awdry is with them too.
JL: Only a fool would mess with Awdry anyway. He’s huger than Eddie Phillips ego!
JR: Enough of that already!
The action in the ring starts as soon as Crazy Canadian enters. The referee signals for
the bell and Canadian has Pauly “The Kid” Freeman in the corner of the ring, pounding
his head with hard right fists while the crowd count to ten, when referee Lenny London
signals for him to break. As Canadian steps back, Pauly nails him with a hard elbow and
has him pinned in the centre of the ring. London counts to two but Canadian has his
shoulders up before he gets to three.
Freeman turns and shrugs at the crowd, and loses valuable seconds where Canadian is
handed the bell by Crazy Stick. He nails The Kid with the back of the bell and he falls, but
before Canadian can pin him, Skull Diamond pulls the Freeman from the ring and helps
bring him back to consciousness before pushing him back inside the ring. As he moves
away, Googalick grabs a Kendo Stick from underneath the ring and puts Skull’s lights out
with it. He grins maniacally at the crowd who boo and hiss, before climbing up onto
ringside to distract Lenny London while Canadian chokes Freeman out with a length of
electric flex thrown to him by Dale Death. Out of nowhere, Valhella Dracul runs to
ringside and hits Canadian with a ball bat, followed by Googalick, Kirsty Walker, Crazy
Stickman, Big Bob, and both members of Partners of Pain.
JL: Did you see what that witch is doing JR? She’s wiping out the whole of CANADA INC.
JR: I’m not about to get down there and stop her. Shes running wild and would be like
stepping in front of a freight train.
The Kid rolls the unconscious Crazy Canadian over and pins him while Lenny London
counts to three. Valhella hands the Hardcore title belt to a dazed Pauly Freeman and
holds his arm high in victory, before half carrying him back to the locker room.
JL: Well we have a new Hardcore Champion here tonight, not exactly a fair match but it
was interesting to say the least.
JR: Interesting, yes thats the word, very interesting, but I don’t think Val’s heard the last of
CANADA INC. This could be the beginning of the end for her.
JL: And about time too. She really gives me the creeps.
JR: Oh will you stop that King? She might hear you!