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Nickname: The Vampire Virago
Height: 5’ 9”
Weight: 200lbs
Origin: Transylvania
Wrestlers bio: Valhella was raised in the darkest pits of Hell and came to the WMRF after being banned by all other Feds for playing too rough. It is rumoured that she once killed a fan at ringside for waving a Buffy the Vampire Slayer poster at her but no-one dare approach her on this subject. If you too have a deathwish feel free to ask her. No-one knows where she stays when she’s not in the squared circle but she has been spotted in the dead of night hanging around graveyards or shadowy areas with a blood smeared face.
Motto or favourite quote: *deep and menacing growl*
Wrestling style: (hardcore, high-flyers, strength, mat technician, agility) Hardcore - VERY hard core! Valhella respects no-ones body, least of all her own!
Leading move to finishing move: Bulldog - preferably onto thumb tacks or broken glass *evil grin*
Finishing move: Brujah Moonsault - a 360 degree somersault off the top rope (Or preferably something higher!) landing with fangs on the opponents neck.
Enemies in the Federation: Everyone! YAARRGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Crowd reaction: Boo’s and hisses. The crowd hate Valhella just as much as she hates them.
Appearance: Tall, long black flowing hair, strong looking but not muscular, pale skin, dark lips and nails, lots of black make up, very gothic.
Ring Attire: Black leather halter top and shorts worn under a long black cloak lined with red silk.
Ring entrance music: Deadmarch by Handel
Entrance gimmick: The lights turn red, flames shoot from the ground, and as the pyrotechnics kick in, Valhella appears somewhere unexpectedly with a flash of red light.
Manager (if applicable): Who would be crazy enough to manage this lunatic? Get real! *snarlz*
Props brought to the ringside: A lifelike skull with glowing red eyes. When Valhella wins it gives of red sparks from its place at the corner post. On the very rare occasions Valhella loses, it spews foul smelling black smoke which clears only after the vampiress has magically left the ring.
Past wrestling history: GRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrr whatcha wanna know for you pathetic little excuse for a Mortal??
Hopes and aspirations for future career: To take over the whole Federation and dispose of that stupid Commissioner Xanadu Williams after draining her dorky body dry of blood.
If you could be anyone for just one day, who would it be and why?: Theres no-one better than Valhella so why would I want to change places with them you dumbo? *growls and grins evilly as the interviewer backs off*
Message to the other wrestlers: If you value your lives and your careers you may as well quit now cuz you’ll have neither after you face up to Valhella!
YYAARRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Message to visitors to our web site: It ain’t over till the fat lady sings, so the saying goes. Well hear this. Valhella ain’t fat, I don’t sing, and I sure ain’t no lady...but believe me, as soon as you step into the squared circle with Valhella, you may as well face up to it that for you.....its OVER!
JUST LIKE THIS INTERVIEW YOU MORON....
*baring fangs, throwing the mic at the interviewers head and vanishing in a puff of red smoke*
