JIM ROSS: Here we are on Valentines day 2001 and the WMRF
extravaganza “Valentine Vengeance”.  We have the Royal Rumble today to
decide the winner of the European Championship title.  King, whose your tip
for the top?
JERRY “THE KING” LAWLER: I wouldn’t like to hazard a guess on that JR,
we have over 20 competitors lined up here, one more will come to the ring
every two minutes and the last man or woman standing will be the winner of
the Euro belt.
JIM ROSS: Do we know what order the numbers were pulled King?
KING: No idea JR, we’ll just have to wait and see.  Hold on, someone’s
coming to the ring.

AC/DC hits the speakers and Skull Diamond makes his way to the ring,
cheered on loudly by his fans.  He climbs between the ropes and sees Gina
Lopez making her way down to the ring.  He waits for her to arrive and as she
climbs into the ring, he starts his onslaught, and she wobbles around the ring,
before catching him with a low blow.  Skull doubles over in pain and as Gina
moves in for the attack, its obvious that he’s faking and he quickly
overpowers her, hauling the monstrous mountain of flesh over the top rope.

KING: Well that’s Gina eliminated.  Haha I reckon they felt that tremor down
in Mexico!  Hell JR, whose this? Wasn’t he with the federation back in 1998?

A huge explosion startles everyone in the arena and Firestarter makes his
way to the ring in his black attire with flame coloured trim.  Skull looks
surprised but paces the ring while he arrives, and Firestarter takes so long
getting there that by the time he arrives they are joined immediately by
Mistress Demonica.

Mistress Demonica hits Skull with a roundhouse kick to the stomach and as
she turns to bring in the left hook, Firestarter grabs her from behind and locks
on the chickenwing.  She shrieks and struggles but he locks it on tighter and
she sinks to her knees as Dreamboy Mark Collins makes his way to the ring
and joins in the attack with Firestarter.

JR: Another blast from the past King, we’ve not seen Mark Collins for a few
years either.
KING: Xanadu said she had a few new faces but I wasn’t expecting this.

Firestarter and Dreamboy drag Demonica into the corner of the ring and start
pounding her in the stomach and face.  After what seems like forever of
Demonica taking the punishment, the crowd start the count down again and
another newcomer heads to the ring.

KING: I don’t believe this JR, that’s Doom DuPont!

DuPont makes his way to the ring and pulls Firestarter off Demonica,
punching him in the face and then with sheer strength, picking him up and
throwing him over the top rope.  He grabs Skulll Diamond and hurls him
across the ring, hitting referee Lenny London and knocking him down as both
men fly over the top rope to meet concrete. 

With no official, the two men go at it for a good minute and a half while
Mistress Demonica rests in the corner.  After another 30 seconds, the crowd
start the countdown again and Krusher McCall joins the ring.  He pounds
Skull with fists and big elbows before catching him with a lucky strike from a
closeline, knocking him over the top rope and onto the floor.

Firestarter and DuPont double team Demonica while McCall waits at the
corner of the ring for the next competitor to arrive.  When he arrives it is The
Great Googalick, and he heads straight to Krusher, throwing him out of the
ring easily, followed by Doom Dupont and then Dreamboy Mark Collins.  He
gives an evil grin as he sees it is just he and Mistress Demonica and he
knows that the others before him have already weakened Demonica.

As he moves towards her, Eddie “The Stud” Phillips comes to the ring and
starts beating up on Googalick.  Googalick gets real mad and throws him
straight out of the ring, before hitting Demonica with a pedigree and then
grabbing a chair from underneath the ring.  He hits her in the stomach with
the edge of it four or five times as referee Lenny London finally comes to and
grabs the chair.  Googalick hits him with it too and sends him over the top
rope onto the Spanish announce table.

KING: Did you see that JR? Googalick eliminated the referee! HAHAHA

Crazy Canadian is next to the ring and Googalick spends the whole two
minutes standing toe to toe looking at him with a crazed grin on his face.
Erazer heads to the ring and picks up Demonica, trying to tip her over the top
rope, but she swings down and under the bottom one instead of hitting the
floor.  She nails him from behind with a spinning heel kick and hoists him over
the top, closely followed by Crazy Canadian, and as Big Bob Awdry comes to
the ring, Demonica and Googalick double team him until they jointly push him
over the top rope too.  Googalick yells REDRUM and grabs Demonica by the
throat, choking her to the mat, but as Dominator Boy comes in, he rushes at
him instead.  Domboy sidesteps and Googalick flies over the top rope,
landing on the concrete and sliding unseen underneath the ring.

Voodoo Warrior Papa D is next to the ring, and Domboy and Demonica easily
throw him over the rope as quickly as he enters.  Devon Williams comes to
the ring in wrestling attire and accompanied by Gina but the officials send
Gina back to the locker room.  Demonica pushes Domboy over the rope as
he is distracted by the coming and going of Gina Lopez.

Devon and Demonica fight it out blow for blow for the whole two minutes and
when Voodoo Warrior Mr X arrives at the ring, it seems hes going to
eliminate Devon in one swing but Demonica wants to do it herself and drags
him back in before he hits the floor.  Mr X grabs her skull and squeezes it and
as she feels the pain she sinks to the mat, catching him with a low blow as
she goes down, and Devon picks him up and throws him over the top, then
picks up Demonica to do the same.  As he holds her above his head to drop
her onto the concrete below, Kirsty Walker hits him from behind and
Demonica is dropped back into the ring, head first, damaging her neck.

Devon picks up Kirsty and throws her out of the ring, and also Domboy, and
Papa D, while Demonica is writhing in agony in the centre of the ring.  Devon
kicks her under the bottom rope and lets her drop to the ground, and as
Erazer climbs into the ring, Devon nails him with a bulldog and tosses him
over, going back to hoist Demonica over the rope but failing.

JIM ROSS: How many more blasts from the past are involved in this match
King? Isn’t that Sam Sicko?

Sam makes his way to the ring and Devon and he trade punches for two
whole minutes, after which Demonica makes it up onto her feet and nails
Sicko with the chair then Devon, heaving them both out and over the rope.
She is weary and rests until Terminator comes to the ring.  She battles with
him using lots of varied moves but still bothered by the pain in her damaged
neck. 

After the crowd count down for the next combatant, Mike “Bad Boy” Jones
arrives among cheers from the fans who remember him from the WMRF in
the 1990’s, and moves straight in on Demonica.  She resists and soon
Armbender comes to the ring, silent and focused.  He hits Jones with a series
of martial arts kicks, pushing him over the top rope and after a powerful
punching match with Demonica, Armbender sees Lance Love arrive at the
ring. 

Demonica is up and on her feet again, and she hits Devon with a baseball
slide, knocking him off his feet and allowing Armbender to pick him up easily
and toss him over the top rope.  Lance Love exchanges blows and kicks with
Armbender before Armbender and Demonica double team and attempt but
fail to eliminate him.

Smooth is next to the ring, and he nails Demonica with the Smooth Legdrop,
dumping her in the corner of the ring and attacking Armbender.  Armbender
battles it out with him and then Partners of Pain Brian Battle hits the ring like
a rocket and eliminates Smooth, Armbender and Lance Love.  Demonica is
next for the wrath of Battle, but Dale Death joins the ring and both Partners of
Pain move their attention to Terminator.

They fail to eliminate him, and King Kong Bartholomew hits the ring,
exploding into action and using his size to power his way through Partners of
Pain and Terminator to try and get to Demonica.  She hits him with a low blow
and a bulldog before collapsing in the corner again holding her neck.
Partners of Pain battle it out with Bartholomew as Nightmare arrives and its
total chaos.  All competitors are lashing out wildly and trying to eliminate each
other.  Two minutes later, Xanadu Williams arrives and joins in.

KING: I don’t believe it JR! Xanadu has no need to fight now she is the owner
of the WMRF!

The Creator appears at ringside, joined by White Eagle and Mercedes
Johnson and all lean on the announce table waiting for their two minutes to
be up and enter the ring one by one.

JR: We got ten competitors in the ring at one time here King, its total chaos,
and no sign of a winner yet.  Ladies and gentlemen, remember the winner of
this match wins the vacant European Championship.

Lonewolf heads to the ring, and after a short two minutes, Playboy Adam
Arrogance hits the ring, pounding on all competitors until he’s eliminated by
Demonica.  Lonewolf manages to eliminate Terminator, Brian Battle, Dale
Death, King Kong Bartholomew, Creator, White Eagle, Mercedes Johnson,
and Nightmare.

As he is about to eliminate Mistress Demonica as Googalick sets up two
tables outside the ring and climbs in with Lonewolf, Xanadu and Dee.
Xanadu clotheslines Googalick but he grabs her and throws her so forcefully
she lands in the crowd.  Paramedics rush to help.  He then pushes Lonewolf
and Demonica flies out of his grasp, over the top rope and is driven through
both of the tables, lying motionless among the wreckage. 

Googalick screams REDRUM.....EMIT ROF THAED...and grabs a man from
the crowd, piling him on the tables on top of Demonica, then does the same
with Lenny London, and the time keeper too.  He then grabs another
spectator and breaks his arm before throwing him over the rail and into the
crowd.  “REDRUM.....EID LLA LLAHS UOY...REDRUM...REDRUM”

Googalick looks dazed as he is led off by the orderlies with straightjackets and the medics stretcher off those he attacked.

JR: That guy is totally crazy.  Its like he’s possessed by demons or
something.
KING: Never mind that JR!  Lonewolf won! He’s the new European Champion
JR!
JR: This is chaos out here folks.  See you all at Hardcore Holocaust on 4th
March.