I spoilt the class photo by turning my head sideways at the last moment.

I pulled the tail feathers out of my canary, which lived in a hamster's cage.

I strangled someone by the throat at primary school.

I was the only person not to put my hand up when teacher asked if everyone would be sad to see her leave(I stole the golden shells, they weren't made of gold so I smashed them and put them down the drain).

I put tinsle in the dough when I made the bread