Yes that's right a single payment to The Boon's Haunting agency will entitle you to your very own!
This could include:
Cups being taken out of your cupboards, and turned upside down!
A strange figure sitting on the end of your bed at the stroke
of midnight, watching you
A sticky, otherworldly goo covering your possessions
Demonic smells, in rooms other than your toilet
Moaning, wailing, knocking and scratching sounds
The feeling of a prick on the back of your neck
(No death necessary, Bill Cosby not included)