Twas The Night Before Easter
Twas the night before Easter. All was calm and laid-back.
Fred, the mouse in the kitchen, snarfed down a late snack.
The eggs were all dyed but still drippy and sticky --
To be honest, they looked just a little bit icky.
There were big jelly beans, chocolate bunnies and such,
And as Fred stuffed his face, he sighed, "This is too much!"
Tony & Rose were in bed watching late-night TV,
While munching saltines with low-sodium Brie.
Then a sudden commotion rang out in the night.
It shook Tony and Rose, really gave them a fright.
Tony's hair stood on end, and his eyes bugged out big--
Rose whipped off the covers and knocked off her wig.
They lunged to the window, yanked open the blinds --
What they saw was amazing, it boogled their minds:
Across the night sky, with a noise like the dickens,
Soared a minivan drawn by eight overgrown chickens !
At the wheel sat a bunny --cute, fuzzy and fat--
In designer blue jeans and a Panama hat.
Like a speeding space shuttle, those chickens they flew,
As the van driver called to each hen in the crew :
"Now, Ashley ! Now, Shelia, Now Kelsey and Bo !
On, Bethany, Liza! On, Daphne, on FLo!"
The van made its landing lickety-split --
Nearly wiped out the shrubs and the barbecue pit !
Then up on the roof, much to Tony's consternation,
They squawked of egg prices and space navigation.
They made so much noise that Tony started to stammer,
"If you guys don't shut up, we'll get thrown in the slammer!"
Fuzzy hopped down the chimney, amidst all this racket.
And emerged from the fireplace, and adjusting his jacket.
This bunny was chic, he had class, he had flair --
Not your average bozo, not your typical hare.
His ears were enormous; his huge overbite
Was right under a nose like a pink neon light.
His manner was smooth, he was hip, he was cool:
This floppy-earred bunny was no fuzzy fool.
"While I'm here," he smiled, "Everybody relaxes --
I'm not selling storm windows, won't audit your taxes.
I'm here just to bring you some fun and delight
Eat, drink, and be merry ! Let's party tonight !"
So they sipped diet soda and swapped silly jokes,
Those birds and their bunny just being folks.
Then flop-ears said, !Hey, friends, we've had quite a ball,
But my chickens and I are now due in St. Paul !"
He crossed both his eyes. Then he wiggled one ear,
And he yelled to this chicken team, "We're outta here !"
As the minivan rose in the 3 a.m. sky,
He called out, "Later, Tony ! And to you, Rose, good-bye !'
As he sped out of sight, his two friends heard him say,
"Happy Easter to all ! Have a beautiful day !"
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