Note: This is a prequel to Space Lion; it's the story of Space Lion's father, Sodomy Lion the conquistador, and how his love affair with the Aztec god, Quetzalcoatl, spawns Space Lion and his seed of magical potency.
Sodomy Lion lives in a small Spainish town, enjoying his offbeat life with his harem of sinorita lions. All the senor lions in the area have a deep jealousy of Sodomy Lion, for he gets all of the sinorita lions. They accredit Sodomy Lion's studlyness to his over-sized, well groomed, greasy mustache. It is a common trait amongts the senor lions, a greasy mustache, and is often sought after by all the senoritas, but Sodomy Lion's is so overpowering, so dazzling, that all the sinoritas melt before him and give in to his every whim.
One day while partaking in his usual underground activities, Sodomy Lion finds himself bored, and craving more. Struck by this unsettling discovery, Sodomy Lion fears what will become of him. He had always assumed that his life would remain content, peacefully with his harem, an endless pool of sexual discovery, but Sodomy Lion had done everything on more than one occasion, and he was totally disenchanted with his lifestyle.
Sodomy Lion decides upon the extreme, and sets off to the apothecary to purchase a poison to end his life, but by stroke of luck he overhears a group of old senors discussing the new land and how there was going to be a conquistador enrollment down by the docks. Sodomy Lion is overfilled with the thoughts of such an adventure; he is revitalized with this new excitement and rushes home to get one of his concubines to craft him a conquistador hat.
Sodomy Lion waves to his harem as they see him off over the horizon. He dons his pine green new conquistador hat, oozing masculinity and looks to Mexico as his mind flutters with tantilizing thoughts of masacre and genocide.
As the conquistadors dock into Mexico, warmly greeted by the Aztecs, Sodomy Lion is all to happy to delve his spear in an unexpecting child. As the battle wages on, something catches Sodomy Lion's eye, a large, elegant feathered serpant. Filled with sexual curiosity, Sodomy Lion rushes over to greet this titillizing beast. The beast, flustererd by Sodomy Lion's hunkish good looks and exquisitely groomed, greasy stache', timidly explains to Sodomy Lion that he is Quetzalcoatl, an Aztec god. Space Lion, mesmorized, never have performing with a god, quickly sweeps Quetzalcoatl off his feet and takes him to an abandoned temple for a night of fun.
Peering into Sodomy Lion's eyes, anxiously awaiting to be ravished, Quetzalcoatl regretfully explains to Sodomy Lion that he must not sodomize him, for a great evil would be born from it. But being the experimental lion that he is, Sodomy Lion quickly proceeds to sodomize Quetzalcoatl, and Quetzalcoatl has no choice but to give in, for never had he experienced such lust.
As the night rages on, Quetzalcoatl and Sodomy Lion exhausted hold each other, dicussing their future. Quetzalcoatl is suddenly struck with a deep pain. He squeezes Sodomy Lion in desperation as the pain increases, and in a state oblivious to his strength, crushes Sodomy Lion as a baby lion surfaces through Quetzalcoatl's skin. Quetzalcoatl passes out for many an hour.
Three days later, Quetzalcoatl awakens to find Sodomy Lion dead by his side and a small baby lion suckling his teet. Quetzalcoatl shoots up finnally aware of what had happenned. He names his child Space Lion and tells him to remain celebate, for his seed is that of magical potency and with a tear in his eye, carries him off to the mountains to be raised by wolves.