What's My Age Again?

I took her out, it was a Friday night

I wore cologne, to get the feeling right,

We started making out, and she took off my pants, and then I turned on the TV

And that's about the time she walked away from me, Nobody likes you when you’re 23

Am I still more amused by TV shows?

What the fuck is A.D.D.?, my friends say I should act my age...

What's my age again, What’s my age again,

And later on, on the drive home,

I called her mom, from a pay phone,

I said I was the cops, and your husband’s in jail,

The state looks down on sodomy,

And that’s about the time that bitch hung up on me,

Nobody likes you when you’re 23,

Am I still more amused by prank phone calls?, what the fuck is call I.D.?

My friends say I should act my age...

What’s my age again, what’s my age again?

And that’s about the time she walked away from me, nobody likes you when you’re 23

And you still act like you're in freshman year, what the fuck is wrong with me?

My friends say I should act my age... what's my age again?

And that’s about that she broke up with me, no-one should take themselves so seriously,

I’ve many years ahead to fall in line, why would you wish that on me?

I never wanna act my age... what's my age again? what's my age again?

Where's my Asian friend?

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