National Nothing Day  (January 16)
Created by a journalist to give people one day when they can just sit, "without celebrating, observing, or honoring anything."

National Kazoo Day  (January 28)
A day to appreciate that handy musical instrument.

Get a Different Name Day  (February 13)
For those with boring names

Yell "Fudge" at the Cobras in North America Day  (June 2)
Because -- according to the holiday's sponsors -- the word fudge makes cobra snakes gag and slither away.

Take Your Houseplants for a Walk Day  (July 27)
Because your houseplants will become healthier from knowing their environment.

National Mustard Day  (August 5)
A day for mustard lovers

World Hello Day  (November 21)
A day set aside to advance peace by saying hello to at least ten people you meet that day.

National Whiner's Day  (December 26)

no! no more torture! just let me go home