Disclaimer ~ The tune of the song and the Character’s mentioned do not belong to us.

Special Thanks ~ Special thanks to Sara, who came up with the original idea for Shake it Weaver and helped with all the lyrics!

Note ~ This was written with respect for the character of Kerry Weaver. We really do enjoy her and like her a lot!

~*~Sung to the tune of Shake Your Bon-Bon~*~

I’m chief of emergency,

Medicine at County.

I see a reputed spleen

I think I’m really mean,

I have a great connection with my sternal saw.

Shake it Weaver

Shake it Weaver,

Shake it Weaver

I want to be your lover,

Your only lesbian lover.

Save a million lives in a day,

I hate Doug so he went away.

Shake it Weaver,

Shake it Weaver,

Shake it Weaver

I have a limp leg,

Although it’s not a peg leg.

I think I’m number one,

I have little fun,

I take my anger out on all my staff.

Shake it Weaver,

Shake it Weaver,

Shake it Weaver

I want to stay at Kim’s house,

Or she can come to my house.

Crack a million chests in a day,

I hate Susan so she went away.

Shake it Weaver,

Shake it Weaver,

Shake it Weaver

I had a seizure,

On the floors of County.

I always follow the rules,

I think Dave’s a fool,

I was adopted, don’t know who my mom is

Shake it Weaver,

Shake it Weaver,

Shake it Weaver

I’m afraid to say I’m gay,

Even though I know I’m gay.

Yell a million times in day,

I liked Jeanie but she went away

Shake it Weaver,

Shake it Weaver,

Shake it Weaver