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| Tips for better living |
| *Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan. It's cheaper than a salon, and there are no UV rays! |
| *Mashed Potatoes can be your friend. Give them a chance! |
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| * Squeeze all the Charmin you can when Mr Ripple's not around. |
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| * Let your babies grow up to be cowboys |
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| * let the bed bugs bite |
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| * Put all your eggs in one basket |
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| * Count your chickens before they hatch |
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| * Sell some wine before it's time |
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| * Find yourself an itch to scratch |
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| * Put down that chainsaw and listen to me. |