Green Owl: Hi, guys.
O’Reily: Hey, darlin’.
Cobb: Shaddap! No sweet talkin’ that woman.
Logan: Calm down, Cobb.
Cobb: Shaddap, Wolvie.
O’Reily: So, Green Owl, whatcha doin’ later…?
Green Owl: Writing, of course.
O’Reily: About me?
Logan: Listen, you little punk, leave her alone! I still haven’t gotten my epic finished and I’ve been waiting close to three years for it to happen.
O’Reily: Can I help it if she can’t resist me?
Cobb: One more word outta the two o’ ya and I’m gonna pull out Vera and start strafin’.
Green Owl: Thanks, Jayne.
Cobb: Anythin’ for my girl.
O’Reily / Logan: HEY!!!
Green Owl: Okay, all of you, calm down!
Logan: So am I ever going to see the end of Continuum?
Green Owl: Of course you will. I’ve needed to do some research on a number of things and it’s been taking a pretty long time to pull it all together. Would you prefer it if I did a crappy half-assed research job and totally turned people off?
Logan: No, of course not!
O’Reily: Canuck's just pissy ‘cause he ain’t got no Marie-love for the past few years.
Logan: One more word outta ya, ya little green shit, and I will end you and all that you love.
Cobb: So why'd ya let this skinny-ass leprechaun jumped to the head of the line, eh?
O’Reily: ‘Cause I don’t need to make up for a lack of anything with guns or embedded cutlery.
Cobb: That’s it! I’m gonna –
Green Owl: – Hey! All of you, do you want to get together with your ladies or what?!
Cobb / O’Reily / Logan: Yeah.
Green Owl: Then. Shut. Up.
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Green Owl: Logan!
Logan: Yes, ma'am.
Green Owl: I need to finish Jayne's stories first because they are time-sensitive. I will complete Continuum within the next nine months. Can you be patient enough for that?
Logan: Guess so.
Green Owl. Good. Thank you. I promise I will not let you down and it will be good.
Logan: 'Kay. But remember ya got the Benatar and the Doors stuff as well as the Meat Loaf stories, too.
Green Owl: I won't. Now, Cobb?
Cobb: Yes'm?
Green Owl: I've been having a difficult time with Chapter 7 of Songs About Ja(y)ne and I need you to give me some space, all right?
Cobb: Just so long as it don't take 'til Doomsday.
Green Owl: I promise it will be done by the end of November.
Cobb: I can live with that.
Green Owl: Good. Ryan?
O'Reily: Right here, babe.
Green Owl: I need you to stop tugging on my pigtails, okay? I can't finish Jayne's stories unless you wait your turn.
O'Reily: Can't help it. You're hot and I finally got someone writin' 'bout me after a fuckin' dry spell of fuckin' three years!
Green Owl: Thank you for the compliments, Ryan, but keep the swearing to your section of the website, all right?
O'Reily: Can do. So, am I gonna get together with Gloria or what?
Green Owl: How do you feel about an AU?
O'Reily: You mean I ain't gotta end up in OZ?
Green Owl: Nope. I can write something that has you end up a free man. Only question is, can you behave yourself on the outside?
O'Reily: Honestly, I don't know.
Green Owl: Let me work out the details. In the meantime, you will have my full, undivided attention during the winter holidays.
O'Reily: That'll work. Love ya, babe.
Green Owl: And I love all of you guys. Now, get out of here so I can work!
Logan: See ya later, G.O. Oh, by the way, nice rack.
Cobb: Uh, bye. I'll be in my bunk...
O'Reily: Ya know, ya got a really hot -
Green Owl: Out!
