Romeo
 The One...The Only...Mr. Poofy Pants
My name is Romeo, but you may call me "His Loveliness", "Lord of the Manor" or "Master of All He Surveys". ( My mummy calls me "Mr. Poofy Pants", "Fuzzy Bunz", "Pookie-Pie", or the ever-popular "Pervy Feather Duster-Fancier".) I'm an eighteen-pound mixed breed neutered male from Philadelphia, PA, the son of a Russian Blue and a Norwegian Forest Cat. I'm a Gemini and I have green-gold eyes and silvery fur with muted tabby markings. My hobbies include snuggling with my mummy, begging for soft food, drinking from the faucet, harassing Tia Malena's Scotchie, and playing with anything I can move. I came into Mummy's life in February 2004, when she needed someone soft and meaty to snuggle. Luckily for me, I fit the bill, being a valiant trencherman and all. Mummy and I have our quality time in the mornings; I drink from the cold-water bathroom faucet while she brushes her teeth. You can tell if I like you because I'll rub up against you and shed all over you. You can tell I don't like you if I continually make you "talk to the tail". I am beautiful, frisky and sweet, although Mummy says I have "less brains that a woodpecker on an aluminum telephone pole". Whatever that means... Anyway, I'm here because Mummy wants other people to see how dead sexy I am and write to me at her address: green owl 99 @ yahoo . com. Just take out the spaces and drop me a line. Love and sniffs, Romeo
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