Tina: This is so weird. I mean, usually, by now the line is going out the door.
Jake: Well, don't tell me that everyone at this shelter is healthy.
Tina: I can't figure it out. I mean, the sign is up. Everyone knows that you're here. Where is everybody?
Greenlee: On a bus.
Tina: A bus?
Greenlee: Your batch of bums.
Jake: They're patients.
Greenlee: Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever, they're going down to the theater on Chester Street that shows classic films.
Tina: This is the afternoon that Jake provides free medical attention. Why would they go to the movies?
Greenlee: I thought that if they saw The Grapes of Wrath," they'd realize things could be a lot worse. You know, that whole dust bowl deal.
Tina: You know, they need medical attention, not entertainment.
Greenlee: What's with the outrage? I paid for it. They're getting popcorn. And it's the colorized version. Ha!
Tina: You are so thick!
Greenlee: It's called
charity. Tina: Oh, God, you are just the most insensitive, inconsiderate, most self-serving --
Greenlee: Tina, Tina, can you call the theater and just see if there's anyone that needs my help today, please?
Tina: Sure.
Jake: Thank you.
Greenlee: These bleeding hearts. What are you going to do?
Jake: You cannot come in and disrupt an entire schedule because of a whim.
Greenlee: You have a real problem with spontaneity, don't you?
Jake: No, I don't have a problem at all with spontaneity. I have patients here, Greenlee, that need my attention.
Greenlee: And what about your needs, Jake, huh? You're constantly shoving them aside. That's why I cleared your schedule.
Jake: Oh, ok, ok. Listen, I'm still recuperating from the massage.
Greenlee: Yeah, yeah, yeah, the massage was a mistake, ok? You need something a little more active to get the blood going, the adrenaline flowing. And if you're lucky, you might even score. Are you ready for some action?
Greenlee: Well?
Jake: Well, all right, I give up. Why are we here?
Greenlee: I did some research and I heard this is what you do to relax. Are you ready for some one-on-one?
Jake: You got to be kidding.
Greenlee: Hey! I'm small, but I'm fast.
Jake: And you also got a lot of nerve, Greenlee.
Greenlee: That's a compliment, right?
Jake: Do you ever think about anyone else but yourself?
Greenlee: Are you still worried about your pals from the shelter? I didn't lock them in a storage room, Jake. I sent them to a movie.
Jake: So you could be alone with me, right?
Greenlee: You think I'm coming on to you?
Jake: I think that ever since we saw Leo and Laura English at BJ's, sure feels like it.
Greenlee: Get over yourself, Doctor. I'm just trying to save you from your dreary life of duty. You're not my type.
Jake: Oh, really? Well, I think everybody's your type, long as they suit your purpose.
Greenlee: And what's that?
Jake: Well, let's think about it. Amusement, love, attention. Heck, you even pretended to be Gillian just to get Ryan back.
Greenlee: Gillian has a big mouth.
Jake: And you faked a suicide to try to get Leo's attention. And then you pushed, of course, Laura off the yacht because you were jealous of her.
Greenlee: My lawyers cleared me of any wrongdoing, and I was under the influence of a dangerous drug!
Jake: You were under -- you crack me up. You were under the influence of a drug that releases your inhibitions, meaning you did exactly what you wanted to do, Greenlee, which was to kill your competition.
Greenlee: At least I fought for what I loved. What did you do when Ryan took your wife?
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