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2005 Calendar: Hogwarts Uncovered

January -- Draco ------------------- Ever wish you could visit Draco's room? Well girls, here's your very late christmas present! Here you will see the most exquisite peices of furnitures, taste the most expensive champagne and 'sleep' in the luckiest satin sheets in the wizarding world! Oh, and if you wander around a bit, you might even catch lucious Lucius in the shower...Totally by accident!

February -- Ginny ------------------ Welcome to the humble home of the Weasleys. After a hard day of de-gnoming the garden, you will find a nice old couch to sink in and a delicious meal in the oven... But, let's face it boys: you came for the cozy furnitures and the good food, but you stayed for Ginny's beautiful legs!
March -- Viktor ------------------------ Here's one boy who's not afraid of a very refreshing spring dip in the lake! The guy might not be a beauty contest 1st prize but hey! See what Quidditch does to those bums...!
April -- Fleur ----------------------------- Astronomy Tower + Almost naked Fleur = Every Hogwarts boy's dream! Seducing her is not a piece of cake, but if you feel up to the task, try whispering some romantic french stuff in her ear like : "La lune est si belle ce soir" or "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" Now you'll settle for either a good shag or a good slap!
May -- Ron --------------------------------- Weasley is our king! Now it's official, Quidditch REALLY does some good to a guy's body! You must have a nice view from up there... Of the mountains? Naah... The lake then? Nope. Ron's abs, obviously!
June -- Luna ------------------------------ Aww... relaxing under a nice tree, petting a nice beast... A normal afternoom for Luna! You can join her if you want, but you'll have to bring either a bottle of champagne, a copy of the Quibbler, or the proof of the existence of crumple-horned snorkacks!
July -- Harry ------------------------------ Ah! Angsty!Harry is always Sexy!Harry! And Sexy!Harry with a sword is always good in my book. Now he's thinking either "I will avenge you death, Sirius" or "Damn I shouln't have said THAT line to Fleur up at the astronomy tower...."
August -- Pansy ------------------------- Isn't it our little slytherin princess with naughty ideas in mind? Well, that pink thong does send a very clear message... And that message would be "Take me now Malfoy or I'll tell everyone you fancy Granger!" Dear Pansy, you evil, EVIL girl!
September -- Cho & Cedric ------ Until death do us apart? that rule doen't seem to apply here... I wish I had a nice looking ghost to scrub MY back... Hey guys, want a really bad word game? Here Cho is REALLY turning on the waterworks! Hehe...Get it? Waterworks? Ok I suck. :(
October -- Lavender & Parvati -- Alright boys, I see two gorgeous babes in your future. One voluptuous blond and one exotic beauty are waiting for you up in divination class. They are willing to read you palms, take a look at you tea leaves, and have a long good gaze into your crystal balls.... Ok that came out wrong... *blush*
November -- Fred & Georges ---- Young and single witches? Here's a special offer for you! For one month only, buy one Weasley twin and get the other for free! That's right girls, 2 for 1 on redhead deliciousness! Available only in November at you local Weasley Wizards Wheezes. Limit of two per clients...
December -- Hermione --------------- Hush now! Here's Hogwarts resident sleeping beauty... the poor girl spends all her holidays reading and studying... Does all work and no play make Hermione a dull girl? Don't be so sure... Because under that hard-cover Arthimancy book is..wait! Is that a copy of Playowl?! Naughty Hermy... Arthimancy just got interesting!