*Calypso gets out her book and a pen* *She dips it in ink, then looks up at you* Whaddya wanna be called?
Me bruddah started callin' me Blue, 'nd it stuck.

*Caly nods* 'n' what's yer real name?
Horatio Ramone

*she rights that down, then looks up at you again* How old are ya?
I'se 18 'nd a half. I'se oldah den Caly. *gets hit* Okok, by t'ree weeks!

'n' whaddya look like *gets 'the look'* 'ey, if yer readin' tha book, they won' know what ya look like!
I got brown hair, like me bruddah, 'nd brown eyes, like me bruddah... In fact, I look a lot like me bruddah. I wear a white shoit wit' blue plaid shoit ovah it 'n' green pants. 'n' I don' 'ave a newsie cap.

*writes it down* 'n' what're ya like inside? Y'know, yer personality?
I'se very sarcastic, 'nd I always mention da negative stuff, so me bruddah got everyone callin' me Blue. I'se da clown of da lodgin' house, even if I am dat t'ing Caly called me... A pessi-something, or whatevah. I'll be serious when I hafta, but dat's not dat much. But I'se loyal, like me bruddah. *Phae hits him* Okok! I won' mention ya anymoah! Go flirt wit' Caly! *gets hit again* Ow! Stop it! *and again*

*nods again* Where were ya born?
Same as Phae, Florence, Italy

Almos' done, now gotta good story 'bout yer life?
It's da same as Arnie's. I don't wanna say it again!

'n' do ya 'ave any ties? Y'know, family, friends, crushes, signicant others?
Arnie's me big, annoyin' bruddah. *gets hit again by Phae* 'ey! Anyway, Caly's like me sistah... 'nd Phae loves 'er! *gets hit yet again* 'ey! I'se jist tellin' da truth! 'nd I don't really like any of da oddah goils, well, not like how Phae likes Caly. *gets hit again!* Okok! I'm t'rough!

'n' who owns ya 'n' what's yer AIM screen name?
Calypso; Hamsternal