*Calypso gets out her book and a pen* *She dips it in ink, then looks up at you* Whaddya wanna be called?
*an incredibly tall boy looks up from his solitaire game* *he smiles and tips the brown cowboy hat that's sitting a bit crooked on his head* Name's Joe. 'Little' Joe

*Caly nods* 'n' what's yer real name?
Like I said, my name's Joe. No last 'r middle name. Jus' plain ol' Joe...or Little Joe. I'll answer to either one. *his voice takes a mock-serious tone* But don't call me 'Joey'. I ain't a kangaroo.

*she rights that down, then looks up at you again* How old are ya?
How old are ya? 10...well, almost 20. *Book jokingly says something about him acting like he's two* *Joe just laughs*

'n' whaddya look like *gets 'the look'* 'ey, if yer readin' tha book, they won' know what ya look like!
Ok, I guess I can humor ya. I'm tall. *'tall' is a understatement* Hmm...lemme see...what else? Got blond hair that's way too long...but I ain't lettin' anyone cut it. Nik' tried it once...let's not go there. *opens his eyes really wide* They're green. See? And if anyone wants to know who I am, they can jus' find the beanpole cowboy. *always wears a cream colored shirt, brown vest, green bandana, brown pants, and black cowboy boots* *oh, and his brown cowboy hat*

*writes it down* 'n' what're ya like inside? Y'know, yer personality?
*snickers* I'm a perfect li'l angel. *Book laughs as she walks by* *smiles and shrugs* I'm a nice guy, I guess. Long as ya don't mess with my friends, we'll get along real good. *will beat the snot outta anyone who tries to hurt his friends, especially Book*

*nods again* Where were ya born?
Texas. Lived in the same orphanage as Nik'.

Almos' done, now gotta good story 'bout yer life?
Not really. Lived in the orphanage, left to find Nik', and now I'm here.

'n' do ya 'ave any ties? Y'know, family, friends, crushes, signicant others?
M'best friend in the world lives right here. Nikki Johnson. *looks around to make sure Book isn't around* Don't tell 'er this, but I really really -really- like 'er...y'know..in that way.

'n' who owns ya 'n' what's yer AIM screen name?
Nicole 'Bookworm' Johnson; NewsieChick88