*Calypso gets out her book and a pen* *She dips it in ink, then looks up at you* Whaddya wanna be called?
Call me Shadow, if ye please

*Caly nods* 'n' what's yer real name?
Andres Manuel Pacheco-Fores

*she rights that down, then looks up at you again* How old are ya?
I'se 18

'n' whaddya look like *gets 'the look'* 'ey, if yer readin' tha book, they won' know what ya look like!
Long brown hair, dark brown eyes, somewhat Hispanic facial structure, 'bout 5 'n' a half feet tall, scrawny... 120 pounds or so

*writes it down* 'n' what're ya like inside? Y'know, yer personality?
They call me whimsical 'n' funny. I'd say I'se pretty easy to get along with too, but can be very tough and very mean when I need ta be

*nods again* Where were ya born?
I was born in Boston, Massachusetts

Almos' done, now gotta good story 'bout yer life?
Several. One from when I was just a wee boy of 4, one'a me fav'rites: Me father had taken me 'n' me sisters to a restaurant called Green Beans, 'n' they had a clown there, with helium balloons n such. well, he let me blow up a balloon on me own. So's i do, and then, after awhile, i gets bored, 'n' undo the knot on the balloon 'n' suck out the air. back then i didnt know what helium was, but i knew after tha' that it makes yer voice all high 'n' squeaky-like

'n' do ya 'ave any ties? Y'know, family, friends, crushes, signicant others?
i got a large xtended family over in Jersey, and relatives in Venezuela, where me da's from. i got 2 sisters, 'n' many friends, mostly girls, but many boys as well. I dont really hav any crushes or significant others at tha moment, i love all women equally too much

'n' who owns ya 'n' what's yer AIM screen name?
No one owns me, not even Shadow 'n' me AIM screen name be PhoebusApollo88