Sentimental Madness by: Insane Purin and Phil Meta Knight: Kirby, it has been one year. It's time for you to look back on memories even the Cappies remember. *Spanish fanfare* Tiff:"Memories are stupid" Escargoon:"Can I hump memories???" Kine: I remember the time when Tiffie was collecting seashells by the beach... I got an awfully nice view of her- *WHAP* Tiff: *annoyed like all Hell* Meta Knight: An angry Tiff is not a good Tiff. *Spanish fanfare* Kirby: Oiyo? Tiff:"Meta Knight is stupid." *Wah wah wah fanfare* Tuff: Wow... King Dedede: Ya think everythin' is stupid, girlie! Dedede:"Why do I keep hearing fanfares? OH!! *smashes Waddle Dee trumpet players* DONT PLAY FANFARES FOR ANYONE BUT ME!!!" Tiff: Books aren't stupid! :p Tiff: Except for the love poetry Kine writes me everyday! Kine:"Its a bad compliment, BUT ITS A COMPLIMENT!!!*feels loved* Tiff: *groans, throws arms up in the air, and storms off* Kine: *bounce**bounce* (Followed by hearts) Tuff: Whoa, Tiff! Your boyfriend is stalking ya! Tiff: HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND! Kine:"Look Tiffy...I bought some Dominatrix clothing for you ^___^" Cappies: Oooooooh... Kawasaki: This should be entertaining! Tiff:"(O0);;;OH MY GOD>>>> I KNOW!!! *picks up a phone and calls someone* Wario:"*appears!* Ahh! Some little fishy for Wario to eat! ehehehehehehhe!!! Kine: ...Who are you? Wario:"Im a Wario, and you is a lunch! Kine: Wha? Tiff: *talking on the phone* And Rona, I'd like you to bring me a whip! And come over for a visit, too... Kine: Who are you talking too, Tiffie? Rona:" ^___^ Ok Tiffy...pss..love you." Wario: *cackling, planning ways to eat Kine* Tiff:"i love you too...seeya soon." Spikehead: Cool! Lesbians! Audience: This is one of the better episodes. *drinks coke* Tiff:"You shithead dumbass!! *throws bomb at him.* Wario: *talking to himself* And then, I'm going to sell his body to a fish market, and I'm gonna make me loads of money! Eh heh heh heh heh! Dedede:"Money...GIMMER!" Esacargoon:"Thats gimmie sire." Escargoon: And me! *hearts float around his head* Audience: But we love it! Whoo hoo! First lesbians... now yoai! Meta Knight: We shall be back after commercial break. Go watch Chase sing. Meta Knight: Welcome back from commercial break. I hope you enjoyed the end of "Fighting Foodons". Kine:"Aw...I miss it already." Tiff:"And thats why everyone hates you." Rick: *betting with Tokkori* 50 coins if Tiff and Rona kiss, 30 if they don't. Rick:"*wins 50*" Tokkori: Well, I'll be darned! 100 coins if Kine dies at the end of the episode! *slaps down a card* Rick: Hey! That's cheatin', ya know! Coo:"How come I dont get much screentime...*pissed*" Rick: 200 if Meta Knight starts talking about his fantasies with Knuckle Joe's dad! Tokkori: 500 if Knuckle Joe actually comes in this episode! *BAM* Knuckle Joe: What's goin' on, here? Tokkori: HA! You see? Rick:"*wispers to MK* here's your half mate." MK:"*winks*" Meta Knight: Betting again, I see. Oh, if only Jecra could see this... Tuff:"I bet 100 coins that Tiff farts in front of everyone!" Tiff:"Thats stupid." Knuckle Joe: Meta Knight, do you have some feelings toward my own father? Meta Knight: That... Meta Knight: You should wait until you're older. Tiff:"Haha Tuff, your loosing." Tokkori: Eh, tell him now. 800! *slaps card* Rick: Augh, I'm getting broke... Rick: 1000 if Rona comes soon! Rona:"*appears..*Hey sunshine*licks her face.*" Tiff: *getting on her dominatrix outfit* Tiff:"*blushes*" Rick: Yes! I'm saved! Tiff:"And Tuff is still loosing his bet!" Tuff: 1200 if Dyna Blade flies by and pecks us to death! Dyna Blade: *lands, but doesn't hurt anyone* Tuff: ...Can I still get half the bet? Tiff: No. Tiff:"You cant do that! You didnt even win the bet that I would fart in front of everyone!" Tuff:"Dammit." Rona: Here is your whip, Tiff. Feel free to do what you want with it. Tiff: I'll be sure to. *kisses Rona* Tiff: Kine, you're dead! Kine: Uh oh. Meta Knight: S&M... starring Tiff. Tiff:"Oh Kine...Im sorry for being mean to you...heres a cake!" Kine:"YAY!!! *eats it..*" Tiff:"It had a bomb in it..." Kine: Why do I hear clicking inside? Kine:"Shi...*BOOM!!!*" Wario:"*eats Kine meats and leaves*" Kine: *comes back as ghost* TIFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE! Tiff: ARGH! Luigi:"I got it!!" Luigi:"*sucks him up* There!" Crowd: *cheer* Kine: *from Polterguiest 3000* Life isn't fair! *thinks* Actually, death isn't fair either. Tuff:"Are you sure your not a little gassy Tiff?" Tiff:"YES YOU SICKO!!!!" Rona:"Whats he talking about Tiff?" Tiff:"Oh...um..nothing.." Tiff: He's just being stupid. Tuff:"=P" Tuff: Mind if I list the number of people you're paired up with in fandom? Let's see... #1 is Kirby, #2 is Meta Knight... Kirby: Oiyo! Tiff: DO YOU WANT TO JOIN KINE, TUFF!? Tiff: *cracks whip* Tuff: Eep! Chill. o_O MK:"Hey Tuff, As much as I want fans happy..I dont wanna be arrested." Tiff: *groan* I'm only going to be with ONE person in this episode, you sickos! Tiff: *to Rona* Sorry about that. Shall we continue? Rona:"s'alright." Rona: Let's go to the castle and find somewhere comfortable. Your home is nice and cozy... Tiff: *giggles* MK:"But does that mean your out of the story? or will it continue with only you two?" Tiff: Let's hope Dedede and Escargoon didn't get the best bed already! Rona: We're out. Rona: Now let's have fun, Tiff. ^_~ Tiff: Yay! *they hold hands and walk off to the Castle* Tuff:"wow no females....." Kine: *sniff* A sad ending for me. Luigi: The episode isn't over. Tokkori:"I CALLED A STRIPPER THO!" *knock at the door* Zelda:"Is this the Kirby Memory Party?" Tokkori:"Sure is sweety!" MK: *singing about Jecra* My beloved, do you know how many times I've said in clouds, thinking that I saw you there... Knuckle Joe: ...You're a very bad secret keeper, Meta Knight. Audience: Alright! Yaoi and VNV Nation in one! Tuff:"Wow Tokkori, you bagged the best stripper!" Tokkori:"I know!" Zelda: Mind if Peach came over? We wanna make out. Tokkori:"HELL YEAH!" Tokkori: That's even better! 8000! *mean while at the castle* Rick: Gack! Kat:"Hey anyone in there?" Tiff:"UM...we're busy!" Dedede: They stole our bed, Escargoon! How dare they! Kat:"Come on Ana, lets find another room." Ana:"Ok..." XD Escargoon: Well sire, this is our castle you know. We can always find another *gets whapped* Dedede:"The bathroom!" Dedede: They're all taken, you loser! There's nothing but the bathroom left! Escargoon: ...I have an idea! Dedede:"what?" Escargoon: Don't you realise what this means? Dedede:"Nope." Escargoon: *whispers* Remember "American Beauty"? Dedede: ...Oh yeah! Rose petals! Escargoon:"heheh.." Dedede: It'll put da others to shame! Oh, if only I thought of this before! Escargoon: And we could massage each other... *_* Tiff:"*knocks on wall* Can you two keep it down out there...!?" Escargoon: Shh! Better be quiet or they might steal our ideas! Rona:"Why do i feel like rose petals now..?" Tiff:"its just gas.." *Paching!* Dedede: What was dat!? Escargoon: Sword and Blade's room. Dedede: Hmm... no wonder we haven't seen them dis entire episode yet! Meta Knight: We shall now have a commercial break. Go make popcorn.