Sentimental Madness By Phil and Puri-chan Meta Knight: Last time on "Sentimental!Kirby": Yaoi and yuri abound! Rick and Tokkori bet! Tuff: *Makes stupid bet that has a 00.1 % chance of coming true* Meta Knight: ...And Tuff does too. But right now, we are at the castle: what on earth is Dedede up to? We shall find out- Benikage: You know, you took over my role. Meta Knight: What can I say? I'm far cooler, I have far more fangirls, and I state the obvious more easily. Benikage: Makes sense, in a way. You'd murder the audience, though. Meta Knight: On with the episode please! *Spanish fanfare* *At Dedede's Order Thingee* Dedede: I'm gonna order me a monster to give me infinite rose petals! Escargoon: And I'll get lotion! That's so cool, sire! And remember, it was my idea! *wham* Dedede: Shut up! Salesguy is on! Salesguy: Hello Triple D, what can I do for you? Dedede: I want a monster to help me an' Escargoon love-making! Give us rose petals! Salesguy: Okay. XD *goes to look through monster files in his area* There's that, and... ooh! This should make things interesting. *comes back* Here you go, Triple D! I have just the thing for you! Could I interest you in some toys as well? Dedede: I want a dominatrix outfit too! And don't forget that whip! Escargoon: Wow sire, you're so brutally violent that it's wonderful! ^^ *wham* Oww... Salesguy: Comin' right up! *There is a beam, and countless rose petals arrive... and flood the castle, (which was what Dedede hadn't intended, of course) carrying the snail and king out into the meadow* Tiff: *She and Rona are also carried out and surrounded* Augh... what in the world happened? Huh? Where did all these rose petals come from? Rona: No clue... did Dedede order something just now? Tiff: He must've! Look at that monster out there! Escargoon: *pops up from petals* Well, that was weird. Dedede: *Does the same after Escargoon* I'll say. Wow! What da hell is dat!? o_O Salesguy: *From the castle, really loud* Triple D, I would like you to meet... Arot! Have fun! *cackles, and the screen goes blank, although they couldn't see it from there* Escargoon: Arot? Dedede: What da hell is Arot!? *BOOM* Both: Whoa! *They see the monster walk towards them. Imagine the most beautiful woman in the world. Now turn her into Kirby style. Then transform her into a robot. Then make her 3-D, just like with most of the other monsters Kirby battled! Okay, I should stop now. XD* Arot: H3110. i cant $p3k w0r+h a cr@p. Dedede: Oh... good for you! Now whut's da translation? Escargoon: Try this. *gives him a scanning device* Dedede: Wha? I can't read dis! Escargoon: Oh, I forgot you were illiterate! *wham* Dedede: You read it, then! Escargoon: Oww... okay okay, sire. *reads data on device* Mmm hmm... mmm hmm... GOOD GOD, SIRE! WE'RE GONNA DIE! *to Arot* Hey, Arot person, can you wait a little bit? Dedede and I haven't... done our unfinished business yet. *whammed yet again* Dedede: *sarcastically* Oh sure! Tell da entire world! Arot: Ph3rr my m@ry-$u $k!11z! H@ H@ H@ H@ H@ H@ H@ H@ H@!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111 Escargoon: ...Oh no. We're doomed. *Cliffhanger! Meanwhile, we meet Sword and Blade outside. Yes, they've got rose petalled out of the room, too* Sword: Aye, now what? Blade: That rose petal flood just kicked us out of our room... help me dig around for my armor. People are staring at us. Meta Knight: *With telescope* Hehehe... Tiff: *She and Rona come running towards them* Sword! Blade! *They stop. It just occurs that all four of them realize that they are naked* Sword: *digging around and stops* Eep! *covers self* Hi Tiff. Tiff: Ack! *covers self* You stupid pervert! Rona: The whole world saw you naked. Deal. Besides, it was far worse for us due to A. Needing more to cover ourselves up. B. Rabid fanboys. C. You landed at the back of the castle, while we ended up in front. I'm saying it could be a whole lot worse. Tiff: How can you say that? They're naked too! And so are you, Rona! Rona: Well... that's true. ^^; Audience: *Meanwhile, the audience have pervy thoughts and draw naked personifications of the two* Tiff: Hmm, it's impossible to find our clothes in this mess... well, since the castle is flooded, should we go back to the party? Blade: But I wanna make love to Sword! There's got to be an area where we can continue somewhere! Sword: Thus we go into the ol' pastime: Forest sex! Blade: *smiles* Yah! Whispy can be the whips! Tiff: ...Whispy Woods? Oh no... Rona: What do you mean, Tiff? Tiff: Well, you see, whenever we enter Whispy Woods in the "Kirby" series, the episode becomes boring, right? But right now, they're having this huge party... and we're stuck in our birthday suits. Sword: Wait! I know a place where we could get some clothes! They're not exactly delightful, but... *Meanwhile, inside Whispy Woods, a DDDR party is rising* Cammi: I win! Jimmy T.: Yeah! DJ, c'mon! Whispy: Whee! This is so much fun! Who knew I could kick so much ass at "Paranoia"? Damn, Cammi beat me. 9-Volt: No fair Cammi! You cheated! Cammi: Shutup!*bashes him* Come on, kitty... *drags Spitz home* Jimmy T: She left...oh well, lets play "Super Smash Bros. Melee"! Lovely (Personified): Melee! Hmm... *selects* Dear my Daisy skills! Muwahahahaha! Whispy: Prepare to feel my Falco wrath! Gonzo: Wait, I call Falco too! Kermit: Gonzo, what are you doing in this story? Wario: *selecting* Damn! How come I'm not in this stupid game? And what is Mario doing with my outfit!? *makes his decision on Bowser* Take that, stupid Mario! Mona: Aw, it's O.K. Wario. *hugs him* At least I'm hotter than Peach! :p Wario: OH YEAH!!! *POSE!* 9-Volt: I'd select Mario for classics, but... to be safe from Wario's wrath, I think I'll pick Young Link. XD Wario: Ya damn right better pick Young Link, punk! Gonzo: I change my mind! And I'll be... Yoshi. Kat: Fox. Because I like fast characters. Ana: I'll be white Falco. :D Kat: We can make them kiss! Ana: ^__^ Mario: I'm going to play as myself. Mainly because it'll be like kicking other people's asses in the game also. Wario: *thinks* Aha! Now I can show that Mario who's the boss. Jimmy T.: Captain Falcon is lookin' hip! *selects* Lololo and Lalala: ICE CLIMBERS!! *selects also* Miyamoto: And thanks to LAN play, you all can play Melee at once! *flies back to Japan* Everyone: Yay! Thanks, Shigeru! *Sword, Blade, Tiff, and Rona enter* Blade: *looking aggravated* I hate this shirt... oh, hi. 9-Volt: Just in time for our Melee party! Lovely: Yay! More people I can defeat! Muwahaha! Whoa, evil side came in. XD Tiff: Rona and I are... hehehe... tired... so we'll watch.*She sits with Rona who falls asleep on her lap* Kat and Ana: Awww... Blade: Sword and I are tired too, but... we'll try for you guys. I call Roy! Sword: I'll be Marth! Mona: About time we had a Roy and Marth. XD So, just what you four have been up to? :p Tiff: *wearing an N*sync shirt* Don't ask. Blade: Counting roses. Whispy: Hmm... explains the weird outfits, then. *hides a snicker* Gonzo: Ok, when are we going to start? 9-Volt: How about now? Wario: Booya! Jimmy T.: "Kay. *Presses "Start"* Which level? Mario: Super Mario Bros. 1! I kid. XD 9-Volt: I'll go with that. It's a classic, after all. Wario: No way! Pick... Brinstar Depths. My friend Kraid makes a cameo there! Puri-chan: *randomly enters* I love Brinstar Depths! Go with that and I'll love you forever! *immediately leaves in embarrassment* Gonzo: Who the hell was that? Rona: Didn't see anything. Mona: Ooh, I like Hyrule Temple! Lovely: Let's select "Random" and see what happens, shall we? Lololo: That works. Lalala: Yeah! Wario: If we get a tiny course and many of us fall off, all the blame goes to you! Lovely: Well, nya. Anyway, let's go! *Selects, and we go to...* 9-Volt: Heh, Green Greens. Ya know, I'm surprised this is a Kirby episode, but no one picked Kirby. XD Sword: It's quite an irony, really. And Kirby himself didn't appear much in this fanfic, either. I wonder what he's up to right now... *Meanwhile, at the castle, with Meta Knight and Knuckle Joe* Meta Knight: Wow, it's been a mess. It's a good thing I managed to find some clothes for my soldiers, Tiff, and Rona to wear. Knuckle Joe: *laughs* I like the one you gave Rona! *rubs nose* Meta Knight: Ah yes, the Weird Al one... classic. Knuckle Joe: Also rather funny when you gave Blade a pink shirt that says, "Tough Girl" on it, heh heh. He was about to kill you right there. XD Meta Knight: "Yes, and Sword has the "BRATZ" one...good thing he was tired to care. Knuckle Joe: I still can't get over the fact you're in love with my father. Gay pervert. Meta Knight: Now now... you're going to mature someday. You remind me so much of your father. *puts hand on Knuckle Joe's shoulder* Besides, the world is so close-minded and dumb that people have forgotten that it is love that matters, not their sex... oh wait, that came out wrong. Ugh, what I meant was- Knuckle Joe: Sicko. But yes... *shiny eyes* I understand now, Meta Knight! *hugs* Meta Knight: You hug me and call me sicko? Knuckle Joe: Hey, Wario does a bunch of crazy things and he picks his nose. Meta Knight: ...Wario... is not a good role model. Ignore him. Wario: *from the woods listening through a random invention* I heard that! Ah crap, I fell. Now it's brok- *we are unable to hear him* Knuckle Joe: At least I feel a little better about my feelings for Kirby. *rubs nose* But what if he's too young? Meta Knight: No fear, I've been involved in far worse. *Off camera* You suck, Puri-chan. Phil: *off camera* *cackles while Puri-chan looks disgruntled* Knuckle Joe: Also, I've known fangirls who get a kick by having Kirby kiss his allies in "Kirby Super Star". So could my feelings be more directed for his game version instead of the Anime' one? Meta Knight: Well, I hate to say this, but... Game!Kirby has been taken. Knuckle Joe: Really? By who? Meta Knight: He and Mallow are skipping in the rose petals right now. It's quite innocent love. Knuckle Joe: ...Screw this, I'll never be loved. -_-; Meta Knight: Don't say that. Look, there's Anime!Kirby! You can tell him your feelings right now! He's pure! He won't know prejudice. Knuckle Joe: Okay, I'll give it a try. *to Kirby* Hey Kirby, do you love me? Kirby: Oiyo? Knuckle Joe: *hugs Kirby* Do you like that? Kirby: POYO!!!! *kisses Joe* Kirby: *smiles* Oiyo! ^o^ *rubs his nose in imitation of him* Meta Knight: See? I told you you'd be loved. Knuckle Joe: You're right... Thanks Meta Knight! No wonder fangirls think you rock! See ya later! *rubs nose, in which Kirby does the same with his non-existent one. Then they skip off to the rose petal fields with Game!Kirby and Mallow* Meta Knight: *sigh* Now to get over my issues with Jecra... *Back at the woods* *SSBM Dukeout: Gonzo already left after 10 minutes in the game* Wario: Who's idea was it to set a Match on 20 minutes!? Mario: Mine. ^_^ Everyone: Stupid plumber bastard! *everyone gangs on him in Melee* Mario: Gack! o_O Lovely: Buwahahahahahaha! Daisy shall overcome you all! 9-Volt: Not quite! *slashes her with Young Link then taunts by drinking Lon Lon Milk* Tiff: *tiredly* Hehe... Kat: A little closer... Ana: Ooh, so close! Kat and Ana: Yes! We found a Secret Taunt! 9-Volt: You did? Ana: Fox and Falco shall kiss whenever we have a victory. :p Game Announcer: GAME! *DUN DUN DUN DUN* Everyone: Who won? Announcer: This game's winner is: YOUNG LINK! 9-Volt: You guys need to practice more. :p Dribble: Did anyone notice me playing? Spitz: Who got last? Wario: Har har har! Mario, apparently. Mario: Damn you all. Cammi: Get back here, kitty! *pulls Spitz home again* Wario:"I came in a Second Place!!! AT LEAST I BEAT MARIO!! HEHEHEH! Blade: Ooh, third place! Nifty. Sword: Curses, I'm right behind ya. XD Kat: *reading Melee stats* "Excellent Secret Taunt: 6,900" We rock! *high fives with Ana* Lololo: *peer at results with Lalala* Strange... Gonzo even beat Mario after leaving between half the fight. Lalala: Does that mean we'll start another match anytime soon? Wario: Yeah! Lemme beat Mario again, AR HAR HAR HAR!!! Mario: *groans* Oh, just rub it in that I lost, will ya!? *Meanwhile, at the other "party"* Tokkori: "Thanks ladies! See you next season! *slaps Peach's ass* Peach: Ow! Pervert! *smacks Tokkori* Zelda: Ignore him, Peachie. Let's go home. *They do* Tokkori: Aw... now I can't have kids! Rick: (O0);; Coo: It's been fun, though... lots of yuri went on. Tuff: And my bet still didn't happen. Humph. Rick: Why did you bet something stupid like that about Tiff anyway? Tuff: Revenge. Rick: For what? Tuff: For dissing my entire Barbie collection! She thought they were stupid! Rick: Uhh...Okay. o_O Tokkori: Well the fun is just startin'! I'm gonna see if I can call up Marth and Roy next! Rick: Err... they're already gone. Tokkori: Really? How did you know? Rick: They were skipping in a rose petal field over there, but they left before they could really get involved in this story. Tuff: My bet needs to happen!!! Tokkori: You got problems, bucko. Tuff: I could say the same about your hentai obsession! You really got issues. oO Tokkori: ...Hentai got nuthin' to do with this! Coo: Rose petal field? Hmm, that's interesting. *stares, then gets bug-eyed* Holy shit, what is THAT!? oO *Back to Dedede and Goonie! (Finally!)* Dedede: *chatting with the monster* So how was it? Arot: i 1yke h@d $uch a w0nd3fu1 +!m3!!!!!!!!11111111 3v3ry0n3 l0vd m333!!!!!!!!!11111111 Dedede: *thinking* Yeesh, it's hard to keep a Mary-Sue at bay! Must... keep up... endurance... Escargoon: You can do it, Dedede! Er, I meant the other "do"! Well, you know what I mean! Wait a minute- why didn't we do this before? *he pulls out a bazooka and shoots Arot to death* Dedede: Wha-Whoa! O_O I didn' know you could be so tough, Escargoon! o_O Escargoon: My mother taught me always to protect myself if I felt I was in danger. *blows bazooka smoke away* Dedede: ...Oh. *thinks* Weird he didn't use that on me. Oh well, that's Escargoon! ???: It takes more than that... hardy har har... Escargoon: What!? Dedede: Oh shit! She multiplied! Now there's two of 'em! oO Arot: 0W +A+ HUR+ 0MG 101!!!!!!!!!!111111111 ORAT: I AM AROT #2, OR ORAT! AND I SPEAK IN ALL CAPS!!!! Arot: OMG LOL!!!! L!3k +h@+$ R1gH+!!! Dedede: Sorry Goonie, but its going to be a long fight... Escargoon? Escargoon? Escargoon: *chased by Arot's "Pretty Gem Rainbow" attack* Dedede! Help! Meta Knight: Will King Dedede and Escargoon survive the attack of the Sues? Find out as soon as we return! *Commercial Break comes on. We wait for a very long time in suspense. Finally, "Kirby" comes back on* Meta Knight: Welcome back to our show. Let's see what happens to Dedede and Goonie now; this looks bad. *Spanish fanfare* Dedede: No kiddin', blue puffball! Right now, for da very first time, I am actually wishin' that Kirby were here just so he can get rid of dese stupid creatures! Ack! *avoids a move caused by Orat* See!? I've got my hands full, here! Escargoon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! SIRE!!!!!!!!!!! Dedede: What!? *notices his attacker* Ack, Escargoon! Watch out! Arot: *attacking with "Pretty Gem Rainbow"* H@H@H@H@H@H@H@H@H@H@H@H@!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111 L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111 ORAT: MUST DESTROY YAOI AND YURI OUT OF EXSISTENCE!!!! Dedede: Shit! And we're a couple, too! We were just about to do it "American Pie" style until this had to happen. Damn the world! Escargoon: That's "American Beauty", sire. Dedede: ...Oh. I knew that. ORAT: SPEAKING OF PIE... HERES SOME TO YOUR FACE! "PIE ATTACK"TM! Dedede: *gets hit by the classic move* Gack! I hate pie! Ugh, dis is blueberry too! Arot: "Pretty Gem Rainbow"!!!!!!!!11111111111111111 *BOOM* Escargoon: Sire! I have an idea! Lets go get Knuckle Joe and Kirby, Rona and Tiff, Sword and Blade, and us... to use the power of our love together to destroy these two monsters! Dedede: ...Sounds like a shoujo Anime'. But okay! Anything to stop those Mary-Goos! Escargoon: Mary-Sues, sire. *jumps into their regular car from the series and picks up their cell phone* This may not be any good... but he's the closest source that we've got! Tokkori: *picks up phone* Hello? No, they aren't here now...but I'll go find them! *Soon after, we are brought back to the woods* Tokkori: Okay, where are the gays? Tiff: What do you want, Tokkori!? Mona: Yes! I beat "Mario Party 4" again! 9-Volt: Nooooooooo! I swore I was going to win with Donkey Kong! Tokkori: Dedede needs your help! Wario: Gack, I'm losing to Mario! How can this be? Mario: That's better; now this fic is giving me pleasure. :p Wario: Dammit! Kat: What's happening, Tokkori? Tokkori: Don't you listen? Dedede needs your help! Tiff: Dedede? NEEDS OUR HELP!? It sounds like he's bringing up some sort of scam, to me. Ana: Dedede? Needing help? Strange. Tokkori: He says there's a Mary-Sue type monster attacking the castle! Two of them, at that! The first form split like it were an ameba! Rona: This is bad. *draws sword* Tokkori: No need for that, Rona... Kat: *puts away katana* Hm? Tokkori: Dedede says he needs the couples of yaoi and yuri to help, and it sounds stupid, but, YOU NEED TO DEFEAT HIM WITH THE POWER OF YOUR LOVE!!!! Kat and Ana: WE QUALIFY!!! Tiff: As much as Dedede annoys me, it sounds like these monsters are up to no good, so Rona and I will come. Now we just have to find the yoai ones! Blade: I agree with you there, Tiff. I never liked Dedede either, but I wouldn't want to wish a Mary-Sue attack on him either. But don't worry for the yoai bit; we're right here! Sword: Well... Blade and I are one of them. I'm not sure what the others are. ^^; Tokkori: There's no time to lose! Sword: Now, if I wanted to have sex with another man, where would I go? *light bulb* Quick! To the rose petal field! Mario: Speaking of losing... Wario? Wario: Damn you! *gives him 10 coins* *They run out the forest and into the rose petal field* Blade: They must be skipping here! And Meta Knight is probably angsting about Jecra on top of the castle, if he counts. Tiff: There's Kirby and Joe! Rona: Hold on... Kirby's from this direction, too! Tiff: There's two Kirbies!? Tokkori: And a Marshmallow Man, at that. Mallow: Kirby? Where are you!? *sees Kirbies* Huh!? Now which is the real one... Hmm... ah well. I might as well frolic with both; double the pleasure. ^_^ Kat: How can we tell the difference!? Mallow: *using "Psychopath"* Hmm? Game!Kirby: Thank you for using, "Robot!Kirby": created by the Holy Nightmare Corporation. It will now blow up in ten seconds: ten, nine, eight... Mallow: NO!!! It was a robot... Robot!Kirby: ...four...three...two...one...*BOOM* Ana: Okay, so this one was a robot... Knuckle Joe: It's a good thing I wasn't prolicking with a robot. *hugs Anime'!Kirby* Tiff: But if that's not Game!Kirby, than where can he be? Mallow: Oh my God, I can't believe this... *talks to himself* No, I'm not gonna cry, big boys don't cry... Geno: *appears randomly* I am here to help my friends! " Mallow: Geno! *Forgets what he told himself and weeps for a short time* I missed you! Everyone: Hi Geno! Puri-chan: (Off-screen) Yay! XD Geno: I have too little one...lets us defeat the Mary-Sues. Tiff: We've got to find the real Game!Kirby! Knuckle Joe: If you're lookin' for 'im... he's right out there with the Sues! Mallow: He's fighting them... what a great guy... *sniff* Geno: There is no time to lose! Oh no... he just got killed. He was just annihilated by some Gem rainbow or whatever the enemy called it. Mallow: ... Kat: Well... should we grab a random Waddle Dee for replacement of Game!Kirby? Mallow: *cries and it rains again, only with thunder and lightening* I don't even know the Waddle Dee! Geno! *cling* Sue killed my first love, and with that, I can't help everyone! Noooooooooo! Geno: ... Puri-chan: *offscreen* Aww. XD Geno: Bitches... *looks down at the sobbing Mallow* This is turning into a bad hurt/comfort fic. *comforts and hugs Mallow anyway until it stops raining than turns to face everyone* LETS ROLL!!!" Everyone: *battle war-cry style* YEAH! Tokkori: Why do I feel so ignored? Oh well, I might as well stay here and watch the fight. This should be mightay intrestin'! *They all run to the meadow in front of the castle where the battle is taking place* Escargoon: LOOK SIRE! They arrived!" Tiff: Now what shall we do? Combine our powers like in "Sailor Moon" or something? Dedede: Uhh... I dunno! Meta Knight: Tiff! *Spanish fanfare* Tiff: You had to come at the last minute, didn't you? -_-; Meta Knight: I can do nothing... Jecra is dead. Mallow, I know exactly how it feels to lose your love. *sniff* Tiff: Stop whining, Meta Knight! Mallow just got over it, and we don't need to see someone like you act like a weeping moron! Besides, you know something we don't, don't you? Meta Knight... you saved us all before... NOW IT' S OUR FUCKING TURN!!! Meta Knight: *sniff* I am so touched. Here guys, raise these wands in the air and cry "Crimson Love Power". Or... something like that. I forgot the attack. Knuckle Joe: ...No wonder I hated you. ORAT: MORE PEOPLE TO BE CRUSHED! Meta Knight: I remember the transformed form is nice though... heh heh... *randomly disappears just like he randomly appeared* Tiff: Okay... who has suggestions for transformation cries? Knuckle Joe: ME ME ME! Tiff: Knuckle Joe? Knuckle Joe: "Kame hame-" Tiff: NO! NOT THAT ONE!!! *thinks* Geez, this is stupid! Rona: If I can make a suggestion, my love? The answer is on your shirt: N*Sync... there's a star in between their name... and this show and the video games it originated from is called "Hoshi no Kirby", a.k.a., "Kirby's Star"! Tiff: Oh, of course! *snaps fingers* Geno: We better hurry... we'll be star-crossed (aka, ill-fated) lovers if we don't transform soon. Mallow: Must not cry....lets do it. Tiff: Repeat after me, everyone! *poses, and raises pen in the air* STAR LOVE POWER!!! Everyone: STAR LOVE POWER!!!!! *Everyone undergoes transformation sequence. By the end, everyone is in...* Kat: Dominatrix outfits! Ana: With a whip, too! ORAT:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Tiff: Heeyaaaaaahhhhhh! We are the Yaoi and Yuri sailors! In the name of open-mindedness, we'll punish you! *cracks whip* Let's do it, guys and girls! Everyone: Yaaaaaaaah! *whips Orat and Arot and kick ass. Finally, they explode, and our heroes revert to their normal clothing* Sword: It's over? It's really over? That was quick. Geno: For some reason, I feel like its not the end just yet. Blade: Me neither. *shudder* *Meadow rumbles* Geno: Everyone watch out! Kat: Remember those RPGs where the bad guy has a final form? *BOOM* *There is more rumbling, and "One Winged Angel" from "Final Fantasy VII" is heard playing in the background* Kirby: *worryingly* Oiyo... Knuckle Joe: You just had to say it, did you... *rubs nose* Kat: Sorry! I didn't mean to jinx it! *looks regretful and Ana tries to comfort her* *A shadow looms* Geno: Wow... it's... Chorus of "One Winged Angel": *singing* NME! *dun dun dun dun* NME! *dun dun dun dun* Everyone: It's NIGHTMARE!!!!!!! Tiff: We must use the powers again! *Everyone tries...but it doesn't work* Rona: This cant be...be happening! Mallow: We need a new power! Nightmare: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! It's time for you all to die NOW! Meta Knight: *watching from the castle tower* Nooo... *Spanish fanfare* Nightmare: Now, who are you!? Meta Knight: My name is Meta Knight. You killed Jecra. Prepare to die. *More Spanish fanfare plays as he draws out his sword* Knuckle Joe: Hey... is Meta Knight in some sort of Tuxedo or somethin'? Nightmare: You simple fools think you can defeat me?!!! HA HA HA! *uses a lighting rush to knock out everyone except Meta Knight, who jumps valiantly out of the way* Meta Knight: You made be strong, but not THAT strong. *Even MORE Spanish Fanfare* Meta Knight: Bastard. I shall make you pay... Texedo Mask style! Fear the blade of my Rose Sword!!! *His Spanish theme transforms into famous Spanish music, not only replacing the main background song, but leading to a big, intense, climatic fight scene, too* Nightmare: HA! Simple fool!!! *knocks Meta Knight down, and with a swipe of his hand, knocks his mask off* Nightmare: Ahahahahaha... I shall be rid of you... just like Jecra... Meta Knight: Ack! *feels his face only to touch no metal* My body was supposed to be a secret! Up yours! *slashes Nightmare across his face* Nightmare: Arrrrrrgh! That hurt! Puri-chan: *off screen, eating popcorn* Ooh... this reminds me of the "Final Fantasy VIII" opening. XD Nightmare: Shut up, putrid author! And stop ripping off "Final Fantasy"! Puri-chan: You don't even like your version of "One Winged Angel" that I composed for you? ;_; Nightmare: YOU USED MY DUB NAME!!!!! Puri-chan: Meanie! Now you remind me why I prefer Meta Knight over the likes of you! You're so ungrateful! *leaves in a hissy fit* Nightmare: ... Meta Knight: That was her fault; not mine. Nightmare: Oh really, it has nothing to do with it. I'm pissed off at you because of this: you ruined my complexion... YOUR LIFE ENDS NOW!!!!! *Nightmare is about slash Meta Knights face. However, Meta Knight dodges the attack, thrusts his sword, and stabs Nightmare in the back* *However, if you think it's over, you are sadly mistaken* Nightmare: Ya think, that actually works!? I'm a living tornado! Your blade only passed through me! Ah ha ha ha ha! *As they continue to battle one-on-one, everyone else slowly begins to stir...* Tiff: META KNIGHT!!! Meta Knight: ...Shit. Why does this always happen to me? *gets slammed to the ground and for some reason, he has no eyelids, so his eyes "fade out" instead of closing* Blade: Crikey, that's creepy. Even for me. Mallow: We can't just stand there! Nightmare: *stares* Mallow: Uh oh. Nightmare You dare sass the ALL MIGHTY NIGHTMARE!? Blade: Yes we do! And without fear! Rona: You may be strong... but we are stronger. Tiff: I fart in your general direction! Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Everyone: ... Tuff: *random* Ha! I knew it! Tiff: Bastard! *Chases Tuff and baps him on the head with her now-worthless transformation pen* Rona: Um...Tiff didn't actually fart Tuff. Tiff: I was quoting Monty Python, you jerk! Kat: You know, you'd think that the Nightmare is like the Killer Rabbit or something... Nightmare: ENOUGH!!!! I should have done this when I had the chance....YOU ALL SUFFER DEATH NOW! *They battle with their bare powers. Unfortunately, they all fall but they don't faint this time* Geno: Argh... my magic is at zero... Kat: My katana broke... Nightmare: Ha ha ha... *charging up power for his ultimate attack* Tiff: This can't end this way! This is a humor fanfic! Nobody is supposed to die! Well, at least the good guys! *All of the sudden, there is a bright light coming from everyone* Escargoon: You have the power! Dedede: Yeah! Everyone: Dedede and Escargoon! Meta Knight: Remember, fellow yaoi and yuri couples: THE POWER IS YOURS! Dedede: If someone can defeat Nightmare, it's me! Escargoon: But sire! We're giving them our power so we can defeat him together! *whap* Dedede: Whateva! Escargoon: Besides, you should be grateful that they're about to die for you! *gets whapped again, only this time, not just Dedede* Sword: Stop saying like we're going to be sacrificed! Blade: Yeah! We're gonna live! *pause* Wow, suddenly, I sound like Tuff. Nightmare: What's this? THIS CANNOT BE! YAOI AND YURI POWERS!!! MY WEAKNESS!!!! No... all good love stories end in death... and so will this one! Rona: Well, we're different! We're in a fanfic! Knuckle Joe: In fanfiction, anything can happen! Kirby: Oiyo! Geno: Even if it doesn't make any sense! Nightmare: Uh oh...NO!!! I'm wasting into what I originally was... *transforms slowly into...* Urkel: "Oh no! I'm back into my normal self...waaaaaah!!! Tiff: Holy shit, Nightmare was Urkel? Geno: *blinks* Wow, and after all that... Mallow: That was the final battle? Dedede: *Smashes Urkel with his hammer* Yep! Who woulda thought of it! Tiff: I can't believe this! This is as stupid as a "Scooby Doo" episode! Let's go home and make love to our lovers now! *sigh* C'mon Rona! Before the castle gets full! Rona: Ok! *Sad/Happy RPG music plays* Rona: The rain caused by Mallow's crying washed out the castle... but there's still plenty of rose petals left... we'll make love with them! Tiff: Yes. *_* Dedede: Great. Now everyone has stolen my idea! Esargoon: My idea... *WHAP* Ow... Dedede: Be quiet, Goonie! Do you want to have sex or not? Let's go! Escargoon: Now that is an offer I cannot refuse. ^_^ *they walk off* Audience: Aww! He finally called him "Goonie"! :D Kat: Well Ana, it all comes down to this... Ana: They're probably waiting for us in Whispy Woods... Kat: We'll go back. Then we'll have our special time together. ^_~ Ana: With cute animals? Meta Knight: Hmm, I wonder...*calls Luigi* Say Luigi, do you think you can bring me Jecra's spirit for me to make love with? Luigi: OKIE DOKIE! ^_^ Mallow: How can you do that, Meta Knight? It's necrophilia! Knuckle Joe: I think he's desperate. Desperate and sick. *rubs nose* Kirby: Oiyo. Meta Knight: Quiet you, you love a doll!" Geno: A star, actually. I can make his wishes come true as long as it's not something greedy. Which is why I avoided Wario like the plague. Mallow: Like, turn me into an adult? Geno: You'll have to wait for that. Mallow: Aw. Knuckle Joe: All this corruptiveness hurts my brain. Kirby, let's go. Kirby: Oiyo! *follows Joe as they leave* Geno: Let's go get a room at Rose Town. Puri-chan: *Cameo. Slips a warning* Be careful! If they catch you, you could get arrested for that! Geno: Not in video game world! Mallow: Besides, he has my acceptance! And you've just gone over the same issue with Meta Knight about- *gets evil glare from Meta Knight* Eep, never mind. o_O Puri-chan: *to Geno* Have this anyway. It's a magical author pill that turns Mallow into an adult. Be creative to how he eats it. :D Mallow: ^^; *Inside the castle* Tiff: Rona? My stomach hurts. Rona: I'm too tired, too. This sucks. Tiff: I think I need to use the bathroom... Rona: Watch ou- *Tiff opens* Tiff: *immediately slams door* This is stupid! Dedede: Hey! Watch it, girlie! Tiff: ARGHH!!! Dedede, I need to go. Escargoon: Now isn't that nice? *to Dedede* Shall I keep massaging there, kingie? Dedede: Go outside! It won't hurt to use the forest! Tiff: Errrr... Rona: Why the sudden urge to go Tiff? Tiff: I bet this has to do with Tuff's bet. Dedede: ...Okay, you may use it! Tiff: Thanks. Dedede: Whew... that was close. Escargoon: Let's go to bed... I bought new undies! ^__^ Not to mention you look beautiful dressed only in rose petals and bubble bath! *Whap* Dedede: You told me a million times before! Escargoon: Oww...but the million and 1st time is better!" Dedede: Oh yeah? What is that? Escargoon: *dances and strips, although a snail doesn't really have much on anyway* That is, "You look like a God". Dedede: Ooh... that is better! Come on in, Escargoon!" Escargoon: GOODIE. ^^ *They notice Tiff leave, and come back into the bathtub. Ten seconds to figure out what they did next. Hint: It's what they've wanted to do since the beginning of this fic! And it involves rose petals, of course! ^_~* EPILOUGE *cuts to Ana and Kat* Ana: Okay, so it's nearing the end of the fic. Now what do we do? Kat: Uh... tease Meta Knight? He looks depressed and he could use some cheering up. Ana: Okie. ^^ ...Ooh! We can invite him to the Whispy Woods party! Kat: I don't know...I think Wario made it a frat party. Besides, once Meta Knight controls Mewtwo, it's the apocalypse fighter. Ana: True... has he tried using other characters, though? Kat: ...No. Ana: We'll make him use Pichu and see what happens! *giggles* Kat: *giggles as well* Yeah. Goggle Pichu power! XD *They hold hands to go find him* Ana: Mr. Meta Knight!!! *Meta Knight sits on top of the castle tower, singing depressing romance songs* Kat: o_O What's he singing? Meta Knight: *singing* I'm so glad the Cheat is not dead! *sighs and speaks in a normal tone of voice* If only... *sniff* Ana: I love that song! Kat: Hee hee... maybe we should let him sing for a while. :D Meta Knight: *finishes, then sings a different song* Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you... Kat: Uh, nevermind. XD Let's talk to him. Ana: Yo! Meta Knight! Meta Knight: *singing* That is how I know you- *stops singing* What is it? Puri-chan: *off screen* You know, is it just me, or does "Iris" by Goo Goo Dolls kinda fit Meta Knight's character? Maybe it's just me. *shrug* Kat: You need some cheering up MK! Ana: Just don't think about us, Geno/Mallow, Dedede/Escargoon, Tiff/Rona, and especially Sword/Blade and Knuckle Joe/Kirby, okay? And don't think about that you had to kill your love with your own hands because he was possessed by Nightmare! Meta Knight: ...I feel so loved, I could just weep to death. Ana: NO DYING! This is a humor fic! Game!Kirby already broken that rule, and we don't need any more! Kat: Remember, you're not alone! Mallow lost Game!Kirby to the Mary-Sues and an evil robot replacement! He moved on realized his feelings for Geno! Meta Knight: Yes, but that's only because he fell in love again. Ana: *stern look* Don't talk about the couples, remember? Kat: Love isn't always important! What happened to your courage, Meta Knight? Meta Knight: The Lion from "The Wizard of Oz" stole it. Kat: That's no excuse! You need it for the SSBM Showdown! And you're not playing Mewtwo. Meta Knight: ...Okay than. *They go to the party* Meta Knight: *Makes random entrance* So this is the party. Ah... it's been a while since I've made an obvious statement. *Spanish fanfare* Jimmy T.: Welcome back, girls! Wario: *Wakes up drunk* WAH!! What the fuck!? *takes pills and is magically sober again*" 9-Volt: Dude, it's Meta Knight! Kat: Mr. Meta Knight is gonna play Melee! Mona: We could use someone like you right now... my partner just got himself drunk. o_O Wario: I'm just fine, okay!? Mario: "Just fine"? Not when you were dancing in your underwear. Wario: Um... shut up Mario!!! At least I didn't make out with Whispy Woods! Mario: Gack! Oh shut up! I've had it with you, Wario! Now I'm going outside just to keep away from you! *storms off* Wario: Wow... he's gone. *blinks* I WON! HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR! Mario: *from outside the party* But I'll be back! Wario: Damn. Speaking of which... HEY Mona! I've got a present for ya! Mona: Oh, really? Wario: *Gives her a diamond* Mona: Aw, it's so sweet of you! Thank you Wario! *She kisses him* ^____^ Wario: *blushing* "Sweet"? That's the first time I've ever been described as that. o_O Kat: Ooh... het. I never thought we'd see that in this fic, considering all the yoai and yuri going on. :D *Tiff and Rona arrive* Tiff: Hey guys! Kat and Ana: Heya! Meta Knight: Hi. Rona: You're a somber face, Meta Knight. Tiff: Rona is sleepy, so I'll keep her comfy again. Rona: Yep...*yawns, then falls asleep on Tiff's lap, just like last time* Mona: Excuses, excuses. XD Tiff: *smirks evilly* Here Mona, have a drink of punch! Mona: I'm not touching it. Not after my love got drunk, here. Wario: Mario got drunk too! And he went bye-bye like a big loser! But did I? NO! Lemme have it! *is about to grab the punch, but Tiff already throws it away* Dammit! Meta Knight: We shall be right back! Now go watch crappy Fox Box commercials or something. *COMMERCIAL BREAK* Meta Knight: And now, back to our show! Notice how I automatically get cheerful for things like this? Tokkori: Yeah! I'll say. Rick: Sorry we're late. Coo: Tokkori used the wrong directions and ended up reading a hentai magazine while we're walking. XD Wario: Not a problem! Luigi: Kine is staying locked up. *thumb-points to Poltergeist 3000* Dedede and Escargoon might come, depending on how their "private time" together goes. Tiff: Good thing our private time ended... I'm tired" Rona: Besides, it's the first time they're trying this... they will be tired. *yawn* Tiff: There there, just sleep. ^^ *rubs her back* Tokkori: Let's see... I'll be... Falco! Coo: Me too! Rick: Dammit! Everybody is Falco! *selects Pikachu* Kat: Who are you going to be Meta Knight? Meta Knight: You won't let me pick Mewtwo, so... hmmm... I don't know, to be exact... Ana: I'll choose then: PICHU!!! Meta Knight: ...I think that's my worst character. Oh well, I'll try nevertheless. Kat: Eh... Wario: *selects Bowser and changes battle settings* 5 minutes this time! Luigi: I might as well play... I'll go as myself. Wario: AR HAR HAR HAR! Now I get to cream Mario's younger brother too! This'll be rich! XD Luigi: oO; Kat and Ana: *select Fox and Falco again* Ana: Secret Taunt Power! :D 9-Volt: I'll be Ness this time! *presses start* Whispy: Let the battle begin! Announcer: Ready? GO! Wario: AR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! *Immediately stalks Luigi while Luigi guards himself. Eventually, he does grab his opponent* The only thing the block can't block! AR HAR HAR!!! *smashes Luigi to oblivion* Meta Knight: *zips around damaging himself* Okay, this is not good. Wario: Prepare to lose! *He KOs Pichu and taunts* Meta Knight: *eyes glow green* Now you will pay. Wario: Uh oh. *As soon as Pichu is revived, he goes on the others' asses. He kills everyone on the screen in less than one second* Everyone but Meta Knight: O_O Announcer: GAME! This game's winner is: PICHU! Everyone but Meta Knight: Wow. oO Meta Knight: I feel so much better now. ^^ *thinks* Strange I didn't use my eye power for the battle with Nightmare, though... ah well, that was Urkel, not Nightmare. Wario: I can't believe it! Luigi: Wow. I beat Wario, too. Wario: WHAT!? GAH!!! Luigi: Must be the Weegie-Bopper syndrome if I won and my brother lost. Puri-chan: *off screen* Gack! Luigi, don't say the W-word! Wario: *punches Luigi in the face* Come on Mona, I need a drink. Mona: *sigh* Fine. I brought you your favorite: Rum! Wario: Yay! *drinks* Kat: Hey look, Ana! Its Phil!!! *pulls him from off screen* Phil: Wait! I don't belong here! Kat, why did you pull me into the story? Kat: I wanna see your Melee skills! ^__^ Puri-chan: Ooh! What about me? We can all play together for the finale! Phil: Teams! Puri-chan is on mine! Puri-chan: Whoo hoo! *selects Jigglypuff as always* Lololo and Lalala, come in our team! I'm not complete without the Ice Climbers! XD Phil: *selects Ice Climbers like always* Puri-chan: Ooh... double the pleasure! No, make that triple! Or... well, you know what I mean. XD Wario: I'll play against everyone! AR HAR HAR! Mona: You'll get killed. Wario: Who cares? I'm after Luigi anyway. Luigi: Dammit. 9-Volt: I get that Luigi is in a team by himself, then? Luigi: *gulp* Wario: Don't forget Wario too! Miyamoto: *flies from Japan* I'll be on Luigi's team! For some reason, I like him better than Mario anyway. Puri-chan: Dude, is that true? XD Well, to make things even, I'll give Wario a magical author pill to make his character stronger. Wario: YEAH! *cackles* Miyamoto: Yes, that's why he hasn't been in a good game on his own... we've been making it since I worked at Nintendo....so just wait 5 more years! Luigi: Okay. XD Puri-chan: Gather the cast up! The story is almost over! Dedede: *he and Escargoon come driving into the forest with their special gold limo* What? We're cumin'! Cammi: *Drom her place* Nah, Spitz and I just wanna play Earthbound. Spitz: Yeah! LOOK OUT PUTRID MOLDY MAN! Mallow: But, I hadn't taken the pill yet! We were on the best part until you interrupted! Puri-chan: Sowwy. XD Mallow: Jerk. Puri-chan: Aw, I don't want you to think I'm evil! XD Make it a happy ending, here. Phil: Lets get ready for a fight! Everybody in the cast, including the Phil, Puri-chan, the couples, most of the Wario Ware gang (Strangely, Dr. Crygon and Orbulon never appeared in this story. Dr. Crygon was working on experiments, and Orbulon was busy thinking up plans to take over Earth), Lololo and Lalala, Meta Knight, Luigi, Miyamoto, Gonzo, Kermit, Rick, Coo, Tokkori, (Yes, Tokkori) Whispy, Lovely, and anybody else in the cast I've forgotten who wasn't an antagonist: Whoo hoo! YEAH! *They do. And everyone lived happily ever after. Well, almost everyone* Kine: Goddammit... Tuff: And my bet still didn't happen... Kine: Wanna be my friend? Tuff: o_O Mario: *talking to some spiritual being* Who are you? oO Jecra's Ghost: *to Mario* I'm looking for a man named Meta Knight. Have you seen him? Mario: Uhh, I think he was at the party in Whispy Woods. Jecra's Ghost: Thanks. I think my son and his boyfriend are there, too. ^^ *floats away* Mario: Well, he ought to get his happy ending. Well, now I'm going home and cook me up some ravioli. Ya know, have a calm, normal night. *leaves* *Jecra's spirit wanders into the party* Luigi: GHOST!!! *is about to suck it up, but stops in wonder* Wait! You look... familiar. Jecra's Ghost: May I see Meta Knight? Luigi: *teeth chattering* Okay... he's drunk right now, but he's happy. Basically dancing without his mask on; you can easily spot him. Jecra's Ghost: Okie dokies! ^_^ *floats off and mistakes Lololo for Meta Knight* Lololo: Uhh... it's that guy, not me. XD Meta Knight: *jumping and buzzing around like a hyper squirrel* PICHU PICHUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!! Jecra's Ghost: Sorry. ^^; My bad. Mallow: Forgive me, Game!Kirby! After you died, I fell in love with another person! Will you forgive me? Game!Kirby's Ghost: *unlike Anime!Kirby, he is older, so thus, he can speak* No problem! Besides, I'm having some major fun hanging out with the Boos around Boo Mansion and Gusty Gulch! Pleased to meet ya, Geno! Geno: Hello. Glad to see you're enjoying yourself. Knuckle Joe: *drinking punch with Anime!Kirby* Ya know, has anyone ever noticed that this episode was supposed to be about Kirby's memories, yet we never really focused on that? Sword: You're right! I've noticed that too. Blade: I guess all that's been happening is some sort of sentimental madness between the couples or somethin'. Meta Knight: Sentimental madness... that's a good phrase for today's events. *Spanish fanfare* *There is silence. Than everybody laughs* *Meanwhile, at HNM* Salesguy: Well... Triple D still has a huge bill to pay for me. As always. Nightmare (The real one, this time): I can't believe that damn Urkel tried to impersonate me... how dare he degrade my wonderful evilness! Salesguy: Well, I might as well take a break from work and come over to the party... but not before I finish playing this video game first! Nightmare: Really? What game is that? And what character are you going to play as in "Super Smash Bros. Melee"? Salesguy: "Kirby: Nightmare in Dream Land". The next answer should be rather obvious. ^~ *Salesguy beats the game. Just before the credits roll however, Kirby plays among the stars and waves good-bye. Just before he flies off-screen however, a star-shaped fade-out encloses him, and Kirby gives out a small wink and an "Oiyo" before the screen goes black...* **The End**