.-DREAM STREET UNCOVERED - FIRST IMPRESSIONS-.


Note: this is just written for fun and I didn't mean to diss DS or anything like that! It's pure humour!Infact I like the guys very much and I think they were very good together. And also I hope all of their solo careers are going well!
Basically if you can't take a joke DON'T READ IT!


* curtains roll open *

Di: Okay…this is the first ever interview we have with Dream Street!!* getting excited*
Shir: * rolling eyes * Do we have tooo?
Di: Think…Jesse Jesse * wink *
Shir: OKAY!

* Dream street enter the room *

Di&Shir: Hey guys!
Matt&Greg: Sup!
Frankie: Heya!
Chris: Yo!
Jesse: * humming a song *
Shir: Uh..so sit down!
Matt & Jesse: * sit on the floor *
Everyone: * staring at them weirdly *
Jesse: Wut?! * wink *
Shir: * chuckle *
Frankie: Uh…I think she meant on the couch guys…
Di: * in awe * Wow you're sooo smart!

* everyone gets seated *

Di: Kay first things first! This interview is for Knockout! Fiction site and it's our first one with ya.
Shir: Yup! * staring at Jesse *
Jesse: * looking around, then sees Shir staring * * wink *
Shir: * giggling *
Di: So here are our questions…Shir will you start please?
Shir: * still giggling *
Di: Er….Shir?
Shir: * whispering * He winked at meeeee!!
Di: * rolling eyes * Get a grip! Even if someone winked at me I'd still get on with the interview and act normal!
Frankie: * winks at Di *
Di: * whispering to Shir * OMG! OMG! OMG! He winked at me!!!
Shir: * rolling eyes *
The guys: * waiting * Sooo…?
Di: Right!!Shir you go first then.
Shir: * in her own lil world *
Di: * punches Shir *
Shir: Ohhh! Yeah! Err…so are you single? * still staring at Jesse *
Di: * mumbling something under her breath and snaps the paper from Shir * So you guys are really successful right now aren't ya! How do you feel about all this fuzz around you?
Greg: It's really cool and everything!
Chris: Yeah! All those girls running storm for us and screaming our names! It rocks man!
Jesse: Well we'd have girls following us if we weren't in Dream Street aswell! * wink *
Matt: * nodding enthusiastically *
Di: Uh…sure sure…* rolling eyes * But you don't have time for girlfriends as I've heard..so are you sad about that or enjoying being single?
Chris: We're not single! There's five of us! * wide smile *
Di: * giving him a strange look * You're all guys…
Chris: Yeah! So? * winks at Frankie *
Di: Er…okay I don't wanna know!
Shir: I do!
Chris: * about to start explaining *
Di: * mad look at Shir * NO we do NOT wanna know!
Chris: * shuts up *
Shir: * glaring back at Di * YES we DO!
Chris: * wide smile * Yeah so…
Di: NO WE DON'T!
Chris: * sulking *
Jesse: * shocked by the screaming *
Shir: Do toooooooo! * whining *
Di: Dooo nooooooott!! * whining back *
Jesse: I want my mooooommmmmmmmyyyyyyyy!!! * whining too *
Di&Shir: * giving him a weird look *
Di: Riiiighhtt……..
Frankie: * punches Jesse *
Jesse: OUCH! Wut did you do that foorr??
Frankie: Don't be such a baby!
Greg: Yeah! Come on man, you're embarrassing us!
Matt: YEAH! * takes out his lollypop and starts unwrapping it *
Di: * watching the happening with one eyebrow raised *
Chris: Heyyyyy I want lollypop tooo!!! * whining like a 2 year old *
Di: * whispering to Shir * Who's idea was it to interview them??!!
Shir: Geee…lemme think…YOURS! * fake smile *
Di: I wanna get outta here!

BOOM!

* Di&Shir looking at the guys direction *

Jesse: * pushing Matt over the couch causing the couch to fall on it's side *
Greg: * pulling the lolly out of Matt's mouth * I wanna taste it too!
Di: * getting scared * Shir?
Frankie: Heeeyyy!!!I was supposed to be next! * punches Greg *
Shir: * staring at the guys with a shocked look on her face *
Di: SHIR!
Shir: * jumpes from her chair * Don't do that!
Di: You think we could..like…slip away? * wide smile *
Shir: Nooo!! We haven't asked all the questions yet! * shoving the paper in Di's face *
Chris: Hey! Hey! HEEEYY!!! Wut about ME? * jumps on top of everyone *
Di: * looking at Chris * We might aswell make up the answeres on our own!
Shir: * giving her a look * Rite…GUYS!!GUYYYYYYYSSSSS!!
Greg: Gimme it!! GIMME IT!!! * chasing Jesse around the room *
Di: LOOOOOOK BRITNEY!!!!!!!!
* everyone stops to look at Di *
Greg: where?where?wheeere? * looking around excited *
Shir: Nowhere you nugget! We had to make you stop playing around!
Frankie: * disappointed look on his face * that was CRUEL!
Di: aaaaawwwwwww…..* sending a cute smile towards Frankie *
Frankie: ah well…. * wide smile *
Di: * winning smile stuck on her face * So anyway…sit back down…
Greg: But…but…Brit..? * on the verge of starting to cry *
Shir: * rolling eyes * Here! Take a Britney poster!
Greg: Wow!!Thank you soo much! * staring at the poster with a huge smile on his face *
Matt: * starts sitting on the floor *
Di: ……….ON the couch!!!! * glaring at Matt *
Matt: OOOHHH!!!
Jesse: Matt you doofus…EVEN I got it this time!! * grin *
Di: Uh..yeah Jesse…we're so proud of you! * huge fake smile *
Chris: * hiding the lolly into his pocket *
Frankie: HEEEEEYYY!!! He's got the lolly!!
* everyone about to stand up and start chasing him again *
Shir: STOP!!! Look we'll give each of you a lolly after we finish the interview okay?
The guys+Di: OKAY!
Shir: * glaring at Di *
Di: Wut? * angelical smile *
Shir: ANYWAY! Lets get on with the interview shall we?
Di: Right…you have experienced a lot more than most of the people have at such a young age. But is there anything you haven't done yet and really wanna do?
Jesse: Yeah! I wanna have a candy store with loadsa lollypops!
Shir&Di: * blank look *
Chris: I might start a hair products company! * wide smile *
Di: Oohh…..* fake smile * That's…er…interesting!
Chris: yeah I mean…look at my hair man!
Di: * looking at his almost a meter long hair spiked up *
Chris: They need to be taken care of!! * caressing them carefully *
Di: eh…right!Soo.. wut about you Greg?
Greg: Hmm….I have to think about this…
Shir: alright…wut about Matt?
Matt: * snoring on Jesse's lap *
Di: Matt…?!
Chris: Oh not again! MATT MAN WAKE UP!!THEY BROUGHT CHEESEBURGERS!
Matt: * jumps up * WHERE!! I WANNA!
Di: * shaking her head * Can you answer the question please?
Matt: * confused * Huh?
Shir: What would you wanna do after Dream Street?
Matt: Ah I think I'm gonna start a deer farm!! * dreaming away *
Shir: * gulp * Am i…missing something here?
Di: err….never mind!You don't wanna know!
Shir: You know what? I agree!
Frankie: Oh come on guys! That's ridiculous!
Di: * staring at Frankie in awe * YAY! There's a sane person here!
Frankie: Who? * puzzled look *
Di: * smile fades * NEVER mind!
Greg: Ohh I know wut I wanna be later on!
Shir: Yeah?
Frankie: You DO?
Greg: YEH! I'm gonna be a stripper!
Di&Shir: * jaws drop *
Di: O….o…Oooohhhh! Er…* smile * Uh…okay! * starimg at him blankly *
Shir: * in too much shock to say anything *
Frankie: and I'm gonna help him! Yeah! * wide smile *
Di: * looking at Frankie shocked * NOOOOOO!!!!!!
Shir: * about to faint *
Di: * telling herself * everything's not lost yet!everything's not lost yet!everything's not lost yet!
Jesse: You okay?
Di: * jumps from her seat * Don't touch mee!!!
Jesse: * chuckle *
Shir: * smiles at Jesse *
Di: * giving the paper to Shir * You ask the last question!
Shir: But Di there are like 6 more questions!
Di: * punches Shir * NO there aren't! This is the last one!!
Shir: Ooohhh!! Okay! Wut's your fave feature about yourself?
Frankie: oohhh that's easy! My smile! * wide smile * AND my abs! * even wider smile *
Di: * melting * I agree!! * chuckle *
Frankie: * wink *
Di: * giggling *
Shir: * rolling eyes big time *
Jesse: It HAS to be my wink! * winks *
Shir: * chuckle * YEAH!
Di: My time to roll eyes! Kay wut about you Chris?
Chris: * about to start answering *
Di: WAIT!!! Lemme guess!
Chris: * whining * why are you always cutting me off?!
Di: * glaring at Chris * Cuz I happen to be the writer of this parody? * rolling eyes *
Chris: * sticks tongue out *
Di: HEEEYYYY!! I'm gonna delete this part!
Chris: * wide smile * Why am I smiling??
Di: cuz you stuck your tongue out at me! It's payback time! * evil laugh *
Chris: You…you…
Di: Wut? You also wanna say you love me yeah?
Chris: * shuts up *
Di: Thought so! Aaanyway! I know wut your answer's gonna be!
* everyone looking at Di anxiously *
Di: He's gonna say his hair!
The guys: * gasp * OMG! How did you know?
Shir: She's a psychic * wink *
Frankie: Wow! Can you tell me who my future wife is gonna be?
Di: uh…yeah! Me! * grin *
Frankie: * gasp * Really?
Di: * dumbfounded cause he believed her * * mumbling * Yeah in your dreams…
Shir: * shaking her head hopelessly *
Frankie: * stupid smile on his face * Guys I'm gonna get married!
Di: Why do I get the feeling I'm gonna regret wut I just said?
Shir: beats me! Hehe
Di: right..so anyway…Greg?
Greg: uh…my muscles! And abs! And my smile!And eyes!Y'know actually pretty much about me is amazing…doncha think??
Shir&Di: * looking at him blankly *
Di: talk about a huge ego…
Shir: and Matt?
Di: * looking around * Matt??
Chris: cheeseburger?
Jesse: * looking behind the couch * Oh hey there he is!
* everyone looking at Matt who's sleeping like a baby *
Di: so much about that.
Greg: You know wut?It's getting hot in here!
Chris: * singing * So take off all your clothes!
Di&Shir: * getting panicy *
Shir: You're not gonna strip, are you?
Frankie: * gasp * * covers Di's eyes *
Di: Wut are you doing???!!
Frankie: I can't let my future wife see things like that!
Di: * grabbing Shir * Take me away from here! QUICK!
Shir: * looking at a shocked Di, then stripping Greg, then winking Jesse, sleeping Matt, enthusiastic Chris and Frankie who's swearing to God he loves Di * You got us here!
Di: Yeah well I did my job! Your turn! Get us out!
Shir: * blank look* Okay okay! Waaiiiiiitt!!
Di: wut???v Shir: Can I take Jesse with me?
Di: * glaring at Shir madly *
Shir: * getting scared *
Frankie: Where are you going?
Shir: ohh..err…this was the last question so…have fun and…errmm…
Di: BYEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! * closes the door behind her *
Shir: Phew….
* sounds coming from the room *
Chris: Go Greg!Go Greg!Go Go Go Greg!

Di: uh…yeah so this was an…erm…
Shir: …….interesting…
Di: uhuh…very …..interesting…
Shir: err….interview!
Di: Yep!
Shir: Hope we don't have to live…
Di: through this again!
Shir: * nodding *
Di: yeahhh…so wut did we find out about Dream Street?
Shir: That..erm..they're a bunch of very…
* sounds from the room * : Heyyy gimme that lollypop!!!
Di: weird….fellas!
Shir: Yup!
Di: Cya next time!
Shir: * getting scared * There's gonna be a NEXT TIME with THOSE….??
Di: * rolling eyes * Watch this space! * wink *


* curtains close *