.-HAIR-.


She asks me why I'm such a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night
Hair that's a fright.
I'm hairy high and low,
Don't ask me why, don't know.
It's not for lack of bread, like the Greatful Dead.
Darling....
Gimme a head with hair,
Long, beautiful hair!
Shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen
Gimme a head with hair (Hair!)
Shoulder length or longer! (Hair!)
Here baby, there mama... everywhere, daddy, daddy...

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Hair, hair hair, hair hair...
Flow it, show it, long as God can grow it, my hair...

Let it fly in the breeze
And get it caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair.
A home for fleas (Yeah!)
A hive for bees (Yeah!)
An nest for birds, there ain't no words
For the beauty, the splender, the wonder of my hair..

Chorus

I want it long,
straight,
curly,
fuzzy,
snaggy,
shaggy,
Ratty,
matty,
oily,
greasy,
fleecy,
Shining,
gleaming,
steaming,
flaxen,
waxin,
Knotted,
polka dotted,
twisted,
beaded,
braided
Powdered,
flowered
and confettied
Bangled,
tangled,
spangled,
and spaghettied!
Oh Say, can you see
My eyes, if you can
Then my hair's too short

Down to here!
Down to there!
Down to where?
Down to where it stops by itself! (Do, do, do, do, do...)

They'll be gaga at the gogo
When they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond, brilliantined, biblical hair
My hair like Jesus wore it, halleluja, I adore it!
halleluja Mary loved her son
Why don't my mother love me?

Chorus 3 Times

Hair!