The very revered, highly decorated, "experienced" Bruce Hucker,
scourge of the planning dept at Auckland University.
| "We rule you, we fool you, we rake it in!" – Shitty Vision theme song. | Shitty Vision's own website: read their shit | |||
| Shitty Vision fucks up bigtime, nearly kills a woman. | ||||
What
you should know about politicians:
|
The
extremely slimy Rev. Hucker,
would-be
mayor of Auckland.
| Ever try to ask Hucker a question at a public meeting? He is notorious for two things: (1) He won't meet your eye; & (2) he will burble on about something that TOTALLY fails to answer what the question was about. | |||
| For the Auckland mayoral election, Shitty Vision high priest Bruce Hucker (oops, make that REVERED!) decided that now was the time to REALLY rule the roost. After all, god had appeared to him in a dreamy acid trip, and infallibly told him that HE was indeed the best bunny to rule! So you can't get much better credentials than that. | The staff at the Planning Dept at Auckland University were avidly hoping this sad fucker would get to be mayor – just to get the arrogant and lying toad out of their faces all the time. Everyone offered to vote for him . . . which is more than Auckland's public did. | ||
| Hucker then set up a nice website, www.brucehuckerformayor.co.nz, which has now fallen into the cesspit of god's wastepaper basket. Hucker spelled out his policies and views in the unlucky event of Auckland having to have this liar and poison-spray-lover foisted on our necks. | Let's have a close look at what this arrogant and heartless specimen of humanity tried to pretend to offer Aucklanders. All quotes on the left are taken direct from his glossy colour leaflet ("authorised by John Hill, campaign chairman, 51 Hackett Street, St Marys Bay"). |
Let's
compare Fuckerisms:
On
the left, all statements are taken from Bruce Hucker's "for Mayor" colour
flier.
| "Real leadership" | means |
Lying to voters about Watercare, and other things.
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| "Aggressive moves" | means |
I'll smash your face if you contradict me anytime.
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| "No eastern motorway" | means |
"until I'm offered a bigger bribe by the contractor."
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| "Rate increases capped at no more than 2% above inflation" | means |
"10% rate rise. Yes, I know I said 2%, but God needs extra dosh! (And so do I.)"
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| "Borrowing for major capital works" | means |
"I'll do a Richard Prebble and sell the farm, and you suckers will be stuck with the debt."
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| "Much greater urgency for key link roads" | means |
"I may just take time out from my jacuzzi to read the report the council bureaucrats have prepared, so I can rubber-stamp it tonight."
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| "Affordable housing" | means |
"My street will be tidied up a lot, and my slovenly neighbour will get the Israeli bulldozer squad through."
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| "Assistance for older and younger Aucklanders" | means |
"If they're starving, Shitty Vision will make them work for the dole. They can dig up my back yard and plant spuds."
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| "An emphasis on quality design of new buildings" | means |
"My old pals at Uni will always get the job (and I'll always get a backhander.)"
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| "End the arrogance" | means | "You might end John Banks arrogance, but you'll be stuck with MINE." | |
Upset
about Hucker's many lies? Complain! | Ring Bruce Hucker: | Auckland 376-0246 (anytime) | |
| Complain about Hucker's lies by email |