Baserunning

(Use the term loosely)

On a single any runner will advance one base.

On a double any runner will advance two bases.

On a triple any runner will advance three bases, therefore scoring a run.

On a homerun any runner will advance circle the bases, give the pitcher "the bird" and take a drink followed by "high fives".

Any batter praying to God, slashing the throat, or looking at Alex's girlfriend will be out.  (Dude, why is she at the game?  Tell her to go get you a gatorade or something.)