League of Intergalactic Cosmic Champions 2, Part VIII

Bulletin Brash Reflections: Star Wars: The Jedi's Sink: Misc. Star Wars stuff: League of Intergalactic Cosmic Champions 2, Part VIII
By Announcer on Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 01:01 am:

When we last saw our heroes, Commander Adon had made a tremendous effort to destroy the vile Sith saboteur. But is our favorite Wanderer all right? What about this new hero who just appeared? What will the crew do with all that banana pudding? And are the Furbies up to their old, wacky hijinks? Stay tuned for LICC 2!

By Dramatic Effect on Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 02:04 am:

The Rangers fall back under the Sith warriors angered assault.

It becomes clear that Terror's anger is uncontrolled, and he begins attacking EVERYTHING in sight in a berserker rage! Even the two Sith apprentices sent to aid him feel his wrath, fatally. Adon and the Rangers charge him, refusing to back down, and taking severe beatings in the porcess. But these warriors refuse to let borken noses and ribs stiop them from putting down this madman. The fight is so intense it shakes the hull of the entire ship. Consoles all over the deck explode as Rnagers, Adon, and Sith are thrown into them. More Rnagers come up from sickbay. A few can barely walk but still they strike the Mad Sith with every ounce of strength they can muster. One of the few Human Rangers is struck in the head. His skull collapses. He is clearly dead. Adon, soaked in blood, screams a primal, inhuman scream and starts hammering away at the Sith warrior with his bare fists. He continues hammering until Teror is backed against a wall. The wall dents as Adon's punches continue. Several minutes later, Adon finally tires. He comes out of his daze, to see himself standiong over what little remains of Darth Terror. The bllod on the deck is half an inch deep. Several of the Rangers are dead, including both humans in the group. The remaining Rnagers are either unconscious, or having difficulty standing up. Adon looks at his blood, skin, teeth, and bone covered hands. "What happened to me?" he says, his voice shaking with fear.

By Captain Tacoman on Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 08:31 am:

Tacoman has been tracking the progress of the battle with the few remaining internal sensors
My god... we may have won, but at what cost?
Tacoman to boarding party, have you found anything interesting? If you can bring over spare parts, do it. I have the feeling we'll be in repair dock for quite a while...
Computer, total ship damage?

By Surprised Author on Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 11:03 am:

Dramatic Effect...Adon had just destroyed Terror on the last board. For good. That last post was completely unnecessary. Plus a little graphic. And you never kill off another person's character. It just isn't done.

By The Observer on Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 11:38 am:

(Observer appears on the bridge.)

Ah, Captain. I am sorry, my Superiors called me away for a status report, I...

What has happened here?

(Tacoman briefly recounts the events of the last few hours.)

The Sith, and the Eye of Light. I must help our crewmates.

(Observer fades out of sight and reappears on the Engineering deck, where he finds Colanator, Josh, Adon and the Rangers. He crouches over Adon, who looks the most in need of medical help.)

Hmm, severe metaphysical shock. He must have been overwhelmed by the dark force released when that Sith died. Observer to transporter, emergency transport, 8 to sickbay.

(In sickbay, Adon, Josh and the Rangers appear on biobeds. Observer follows a moment later. Holodoc moves to assist them.)

By Commander Adon on Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 12:32 pm:

Adon appeared to be in bad shape. His right eye was swollen shut, and he was missing at least one tooth. His cloak was reduced to burned and tattered rags and was lying in a heap on the deck. His tunic, sheath, and swordbelt were nowhere to be found, but his battered brass belt buckle was found in Engineering, along with a small silver disk. His armor, normally worn underneath his tunic, looked like safety glass with huge spiderwebs of cracks and large pieces missing. The skin that visible because of the missing armor had cuts, bruises, and burns on it. His boots had been gone since he was on the planet. The right leg of his pants was completely gone, and the other pants leg was ripped to shreds.

Adon opened his good eye in sickbay to see the Holodoc standing over him.

Hey, Doc. Long time, no see. Did we win?

Author's note: We really put poor Adon through the ringer, didn't we?

By Captain Tacoman on Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 12:48 pm:

Didn't Milkshake also have a run-in with Terror?
Sheridan, I trust you enough to give you the bridge for now. I'm going to check on Adon.
Tacoman goes down to Sickbay and wanders over to Adon just as he asks if we won
Yes, Adon, we won. The ship is heavily damaged, you're pretty injured, but we won.
Tacoman gives a grim smile and says I think we've all had better days, and you've definitly looked better in the past. Is he going to be alright, Doctor?

By Commander Milkshake on Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 01:12 pm:

Milkshake walks from another section of sickbay over to Tacoman and Adon on the biobed. Milkshake isn't wearing his armor, and has his right arm in a sling.

Hello Captain. Good job there, Adon. I didn't think any of us would be able to get that guy. I'm all right, a nasty broken arm and a few cracked ribs, and the armor's a write-off, but no permanent damage. Colanator's working on the damage to the bridge section and Engineering, but there's still the matter of the Sith ship. It's not making any move to attack us, which is strange, as if Fury doesn't know or doesn't care that Adon finished off his little stooge.

By JD on Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 01:14 pm:

P.S. When Fury is finished, I think I'm done with the Sith for good.

Thunderous applause

By More K-NIT TV-47 Watchers on Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 01:45 pm:

#1: It it just me, or has LICC gotten too serious and dramatic?

#2: Yeah, it used to be funny and wackier.

#1: Yeah, like Absurd and Furby and stuff. Funnier!

#2: More wacky stuff!

By Evil K-NIT TV-47 Executive on Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 02:39 pm:

Excellent! We're getting word-of-mouth buzz about LICC around town. Soon our ratings will go even higher, and I'll get the credit!

By BladeWolf on Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 03:22 pm:

{Okay, I'm p.o.'d! Darth Terror's author posted something that he shouldn't have. When I send confidential information to someone, they should at least have the decency to let me be the one to drop it into the story! Got that?)

Yes, the armored guy's name is Rocket Ranger, and was saving that for a post where he introduced myself, but SOMEONE had to go and spoil it! No, he isn't related to the Babylon 5 Rangers; its merely a cooincidence; I created Rocket Ranger several days before this Babylon 5 crossover stuff started!
Rocket Ranger was the pilot of the small white ship, but you've probably already figured that out....

By JD on Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 04:08 pm:

Sorry, BladeWolf! Is RR from that classic NES game of the same name?

By JD on Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 04:09 pm:

Whoops, those last 2 posts (mine and BladeWolfs) should have gone on the LICC Discussion board, as they are about the story.

By BladeWolf on Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 04:47 pm:

Nope. Never played the old Rocket Ranger. Forgot it even existed when I created him. He's based on the Commander Cody character from the old `40's-50's movie serials and the comic/movie character the Rocketeer, with just a hint of Power Rangers thrown in!


My next post is R.R. being introduced, even if JD has already spoiled it by dropping his name....(apology accepted, btw) :(

By The New Guy In Town on Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 04:55 pm:

Rocket Ranger walks on to the bridge of the Spidership, where everyone in the main crew who isn't seriously injured is gathered.

As I said earlier, when I first came on board, I was a marshall assigned to the planet Saturn, although I am originally from Earth. I came here to join your crew, because I am tired of patrolling one planet, where nothing ever happens. I hooked up with the Hacklactica on the way here, and I was the pilot of the small ship that fired on the Sith. My ship is called the SnowCrane.
As for me....allow me to introduce myself....

He presses a button on a small device he is holding. Music begins to play

I patrol the skies, watching out with my roving eyes! Flying through the air with nary a care in my metal underwear! Watching out for evil, chaos and danger, I, I, I am..Rocket Ranger!

By Commander Adon on Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 05:39 pm:

Several hours later, Adon was sitting up in bed and wearing a plain grey jumpsuit. His conditioned had been upgraded from "Don't even think of moving if you ever want to get better" to "You can move around sickbay if you want, but don't exert yourself, and if you try to leave, the Doc will make sure that you stay until you are completely healed." Above a nearby empty glass, water was floating in mid-air, changing shapes in a most unwaterlike fashion.

At that moment, the Holodoc appeared.
Holodoc: "Well, I think... COMMANDER ADON!"

The surprise caused the water to fall out of the air, and onto Adon.
Holodoc: "What did I tell you about exerting yourself? I was going to let you leave, provided you wear this monitor, but now... Well, I think that you should stay here for a few more days. In fact..."


Computer, mute.

The Holodoc stopped talking, even though his lips were still moving. Adon took the small monitor from the Holodoc, affixed it to his neck, and walked out of sickbay, with the Holodoc issuing a silent protest.

By Captain Tacoman on Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 06:14 pm:

Tacoman is on the bridge talking to the crew
...so Colanator is repairing what he can. Now, what do we do about the part of the ship that turned to banana pudding?
By the way, welcome to the team, Rocket.
The turbolift doors open, revealing Adon
Adon, I thought you were supposed to be in sickbay.
Scan the sith ship for signs of either Darth Fury or Quantum Man.

By Rocket Ranger! on Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 07:05 pm:

Captain, I have something on board the SnowCrane, which I would like to move into a shuttle bay, that may help with cleaning up the bridge. I was carrying a supply of the only things that J'aarganians accept as legal tender; five thousand gallons of whipped cream and nine dozen cases of plastic sporks. The Hacklactica was heading for J'aargan when we met, and they asked if I could carry some of their....trade goods for them. Colonel Piestalker allowed me to keep what was left after business was conducted. Shall I get the whipped cream and sporks, or should one of the redshirted crew members do it? ( :) )


(For those of you who watch Voyager, the SnowCrane's roughly 1 and 1/2 times the size of the Delta Flyer)

By On the Sith ship on Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 07:38 pm:

The LICC/small is searching for valuables. It's not that easy because the ship was heavily damaged during the battle but there is something strange - it seems that the Sith ship is healing itself!

"Hm, I think we better find the power source ASAP or we will be in trouble."

"Yes brother, I can smell those security droids everywhere..."

"Droids are not the problem. I have the Magic Wirecutter here! But what about our cute Darth?"

By Eye/Quantum Man on Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 07:42 pm:

Scene: An uninhabited Class M planet. Grassy Plains. Forest and mountains in the background. All is serene, peaceful and bucolic...

A lavender blur appears in mid-air. It turns into a wave form, and the waveform collapses into a humanoid form. It is a man, wearing a lavender suit, with a big white "Q" on his chest. Yes, it is the Amazing Quantum Man.

However, when he speaks, he sounds decidedly unQuantum Man-ish...


IT SHALL BE DECIDED HERE.

By Captain Tacoman on Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 10:31 pm:

Ok Rocket, park the SnowCrane in the shuttle bay.
Get the sporks and the whipped cream and see what repairs you can do with them. Just don't go eating parts of my ship.

By Commander Adon on Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 10:32 pm:

Captain, I was going to leave for a few hours and get some new cloths. I was just going to let you know, and that the Holodoc will be calling right after I leave. See you later.

Before Captain Tacoman could say anything, Adon pulled his sword out of his makeshift sheath, opened a portal, and disappeared. Less than a second later, the intercom came to life.

Holodoc: "Doctor to Captain Tacoman, we may have a problem. Adon muted my vocal processor and I just lost the readings from the medical monitor. Oh, he left. Do you have any idea what kinds of problems can occur if I can't read the monitor..."

By Rikards author on Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 10:53 pm:

Whoops, I forgot that we had made a new board. Forget my last post, except for the lightsaber part.

By Lt Commander Rikard on Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 11:00 pm:

Rikard walks onto the bridge.

Well, I'm back. What a battle. Oh sorry about your saber, Insane. It shouldn't take long to fix it.

Note from author: Actually, the post I did on the last board didn't seem to affect the story very much. Maybe we CAN keep it.

By Dramatic Effect on Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 11:42 pm:

Surprised Author: Oh. Sorry. I must've missed that. I apologize. But, I don't think i did anything wrong. I mean, the people wanted the Sith thing to be over with already. I was just helping the end along. I'm sorry if I offended anyone with my graphic post, but I thought it was good drama.

Anyway, on with the story.

As Adon strolls away from sickbay, he notices that time seems to have slowed down. He turns around to see Radagast standing there smiling. "And all this time I thought my son was the one. You are the one I was looking for. Another child of Bhaal, like me and my brother. Bhall, the glorious God of Murder spread mortal progeny all over the multiverse when he foresaw the Time of Troubles. Most have accepted their lineage and have shed much blood, but others like Kara, my brother, and your captain have denied the evil that rests within them, thus denying all the power they can acheive. Adon, you have that power in you. It came out in your battle with that Sith weakling, but you bottled it back up again. Release your evil Adon. Destroy this ship with your bare hands. Then come with me. All of us together can destroy all pretenders to the throne of evil. That coward Palpatine, the wannabe Jake Grey, ad nauseum. We will dominate every life on every world in every universe! think about it Adon! You alone have the power to level whole worlds in your hands alone! Can you imagine what you could do if you applied that power to your whole body? Even I must admit feeling a litle frightened of what you can do. But a child of Bhaal cannot kill another. Not without his permission. That is why your captain and my brother will never stop me, much as they want to. Think about it. When I come back I'll expect an answer."

By Anonymous on Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 01:13 am:

Note to Dramatic Effect: Welcome back, Webber! (And if you're not Brian Webber, you have no business running Radagast!)

By Captain Tacoman on Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 08:52 am:

Doctor, is there any way to boost the medical monitor's readings so that they can be read interdimentionally?
By the way Rocket, here's the latest Cybertec catalog. You may find it interesting.
Tacoman to Milkshake, if we're able to repair the Polymorph Gun, would we be able to change the banana pudding into the lower half of the ship?

By Commander Adon on Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 09:32 am:

A swirling vortex opened on the bridge and Adon stepped out. He was wearing an outfit similar to his old one.

I'm back. Did everyone miss me?

By Commander Milkshake on Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 11:51 am:

Well...no, the Polymorph effect is very unstable. It probably would change the pudding into cement or something...However, I forgot the Nanites! They were in stasis down on deck 16, so I gave them a new program and released 'em, and they are changing the banana pudding back to ultra-duranium at the molecular level. Which means...

All the heroes eating bowls of banana pudding find themselves with spoonfuls of an extremely tough metal alloy in their mouths.

Sorry! The Nanites should be finished with the repairs soon, but we need to pick up a new Polymorph Rifle. Only place to do that is Earth...which isn't very hospitable right now.

By Captain Tacoman on Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 12:07 pm:

Hmm..banana pudding into tough metal... that's a concept that's going to be hard to digest later...I'm just glad I decided not to have any...
Tacoman to LICC/Small, have you found anything useful over there?
Ops, locate Quantum Man.

By Captain Tacoman, getting an idea on Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 12:12 pm:

Steve, do you think TerrSec would like a present? Say... a fully intact, but slightly damaged Sith Ship?

By Rocket Ranger on Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 01:44 pm:

(Regarding Captain tacoman's post at 12:07...*groan*!) :)

Rocket Ranger, who isn't one of the people eating the pudding, looks at the catalog Tacoman handed him

Actually, Captain, my tech is up to date; it just looks old to confuse my enemies. However, I do need to order a couple of new helmet upgrades...hmmm....they've come out with the NightScanner Mk. 1.3, I see. Mine's Mk. 1.2....

Earlier (and off-screen, panel...whatever)...Rocket Ranger ordered a redshirt to go back to the SnowCrane to effect repairs on the cargobay's tractor beam....

By Time to whack a redshirt! on Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 01:50 pm:

A redshirt walks into the shuttle bay where the SnowCrane is parked. He walks over to the side of the ship and presses three buttons on the hatch

Why me? I just got through repairing the...

You Have Input The Wrong Passcode! Prepare To Be Discombobulated And Disintegrated!

Back on the bridge, Rocket Ranger remembers something...

Oh. no! I forgot to give the redshirt the proper sequence for the hatch-lock!

By Eye of Darkness on Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 03:44 pm:

The peaceful Class M planet. Quantum Man...or is it the Eye of Light...waits for its eternal nemesis. A black waveform shoots straight from the sky and collapses into the form of Darth Fury.

Finally. After Eons and Eons...it will be decided here and now. Prepare to abandon whatever existance you may have had and accept the reign of cHaOs and Evil in the galaxy.

By Furby on Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 06:39 pm:

Hey, what the Sith is this?

Some kind of a target display points to a very remote planet. The sign DF is blinking there...

Brother, do we have everything we need? Yes? Then we better return to the Spidership.

By the Subplot master on Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 07:55 pm:

Meanwhile in another time and place. a young man is talking to someone who is in the shadows because it is not time to reveal his identity yet. {as young man] but Sir are you sure you want to do this I mean it is risky and there could be complications. What if you can't get back? you might be stranded? {as shadowy figure} Son, risks are the name of the game here You knew that when I enlisted you for this. they are the best in the business and I'm pretty sure they might be able to solve our problem.

By Eye/Quantum Man on Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 09:27 pm:

It will be as it will be.

By Commander Milkshake, hoping to finish this storyline on Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 11:01 pm:

Meanwhile, on the Spider, repairs are proceeding nicely, with the crew recovering from their battle. The Furbies, with their load of stolen loot, had just returned to the ship when...

...and Colanator says we should be ready to get underway soon, Captain. Now-

Every sensor display fuzzes and turns to static. The viewscreen flashes on, displaying a previously empty area of space. Now, a huge burst of light, brighter than a supernova, overwhelms the visual sensors.

What is that?

By Blueshirt manning the science console on Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 11:51 pm:

It appears to be coming from the fourth planet in the system ahead, Commander.

By The End...of this story on Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 12:13 am:

And abruptly, the light stops, as if switched off by an unknown force. The galaxy returns to normal.

By BladeWolf on Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 12:27 am:

Can we get back to the TerrSec problem now?! Sheesh!

By Plot Complication on Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 01:51 am:

Why is Adon keeping his encounter with Radagast a secret?

Is Radagast telling the truth about the whole Bhaal thing, or is it a delusion that came about due to the blow on the head Greymoran mentioned in an earlier chapter?

Could be, but then how do you explain Adon's outburst during the fight with Darth Terror?

Can any of these questions be answered in one chapter?

Will Tacoman choose to turn his attention away from TerrSec to find the mad wizard Radagast?

Will there be a LICC/Hunt For A Jake Grey crossover?

Who knows, and who gives a ••••! Let's dance!

By BladeWolf on Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 05:42 am:

Plot Complication?! Welcome back, Webber! (If there's a L.I.C.C./Hunt for Jake Grey crossover, I'm so outta here!; this has gone on for too d@mn long!) :)

By BladeWolf on Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 05:43 am:

Uh...waitaminute....Plot Complication can't be Brian Webber....he used the spellcheck!

By Captain Tacoman on Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 09:21 am:

So we've eliminated several storylines... Now, we have to decide what to go after next... TerrSec may be endangering Earth, but Radagast might endanger the entire universe... Plus, we have President Sheridan to return to his home dimension.
Scan the planet that the bright light came from. I want a few answers about that...
Now, are we going to leave the Sith ship here, or are we going to give a tow... all the way back to Earth?

By Science Blueshirt on Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 11:42 am:

Aye, Captain. I am reading massive energy signatures... and two sentient life forms.

By Commander Adon on Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 12:35 pm:

Adon had taken a much needed break from the action and had retired to his quarters. He got himself a cup of Hot Apple Cider and stood at the window looking out at the stars. The only sounds were the quiet rumble of the ship and the ticking of a clock on a shelf. Then the ticking stopped.

Adon didn't turn around.

I was wondering when you were going to come back, Radagast.

Sure enough, Radagast was standing in Adon's quarters. Time had indeed stopped, since Adon's clock was frozen in mid tick.

Radagast: "I have given you time to consider my offer. What have you decided?"

Adon turned to face Radagast.

What is the price for such a gift?

Radagast laughed. "There is no price. All this power will be yours, and you will rule over countless universes. All you must do is join me."

When I first became a Wanderer, I found that I could rule over countless worlds, I would be a living god for trillion. I chose instead to help others.

You say that there is no price, then you are a fool because everything in life has a price. Everyone onboard this ship pays the price of being the target of every evil-doer in this galaxy. My price for being a Wanderer is to forever travel from one universe to the next, helping others. To watch my family and friends grow old and pass away while I remain unchanged. I say again, no.

Adon drew his sword. You say that I am a Bhaal, therefore, I cannot destroy you unless you let me. Let us put your theory to the test.
Suddenly, Radagast vanished and Adon's clock started ticking. Adon sheathed his sword, sat down behind his desk, and turned to stare at the stars. His clock continued to tick uninterrupted.

By Plot Consternation on Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 04:35 pm:

Does Adon give a fig about Radagast?

Is Radagast the result of a blow to the head?

Couldn't Adon have used his innate powers as a Wanderer during the fight with Terror?

Should these questions be answered, EVER?

Doesn't Tacoman have more important things to do, like rescuing his Science Officer?

Will there be a LICC/Religious Musings/Voyager Kitchen Sink crossover?

Please note: The above post is intended for satire/parody purposes only and is not meant to be the true opinion of the author, the author's family, or the entire population of Saskatchewan. Thank you.

By Anonymous on Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 05:24 pm:

Consternation?! With all the storylines going on right now, it should be Constipation! :)

By Captain Tacoman, showing concen for Quantum Man on Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 06:08 pm:

Science station, scan the lifeforms. Is one of them Quantum Man? If it is, and is injured, beam him to sickbay.

By Science Redshirt on Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 07:02 pm:

Sir, I can't get a good reading on the lifeforms. The amount of stray energy is unbelievable.

By Commander Adon on Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 07:18 pm:

Adon sat dozing in his chair. A book was in his lap, and an empty cup sat on the desk. He suddenly sat up, and then made his way to the bridge.

The Turbolift opened with a "whoosh" and Adon stepped out.}
Where is Quantum Man? I can feel that both him and Darth Fury are very close to each other.

By Nitpicking K-NIT TV-47 Viewers on Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 07:50 pm:

Hey! We thought a blueshirt was at the science station? That's a continuity error!

By Captain Tacoman on Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 09:23 pm:

Well Adon, we're reading a planet ahead with two lifeforms and lots of stray energy, but we aren't sure if it's Quantum Man or not...

By Another subplot on Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 09:49 pm:

[Meanwhile in another time and place, we once again see the young man talking to the shadowy figure} Sir, your transport is fueled and ready and it should take you to the co-ordinates you requested. {as shadowy figure} thank you Tobias, now go, I need to finish preparing. {in thought] after so long I can't believe it's about to happen. This might be our only and last chance to set things right.

By Rocket Ranger on Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 10:01 pm:

Rocket Ranger enters the shuttle bay to check out his ship. He notices the black spot on the floor next to the ship that was once a redshirt, hunches his shoulders, then inputs the proper sequence on the keypad, and enters the ship

I hope its still here! If it isn't, we're going to be in a world of trouble! He looks around, then sees a rectangular black box. He grabs it, opens it, takes a look, then closes it and hides it underneath a secret panel in the floorboards. Afterward, he activates a hidden switch; anyone who tries to access the secret panel without proper authorization will be instantly disintegrated! Good....now to go to the galley and get something to eat! All this action has made me hungry! He exits the ship, locks it up, and heads out of the shuttle bay

By Commander Adon on Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 10:04 pm:

Two? Are you sure that there are only two?

Adon walked to the front of the bridge. He stood so close to the viewscreen that his nose almost touched it. He stood there with his eyes closed for a few moments.

There are definitely four beings on that planet. Two great, and two small. I think the small ones are Quantum Man and Darth Fury.

This is strange though, each one of the great powers seems to almost be... intertwined, with each one of the smalls. I wonder what is going on down there.

By Plot Complication, aka Brian Webber on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 02:02 am:

Note to guy who plays Adon:

Great use of my Radagast character! Any other way, and I probably would've complained, but you used it beautifully! But, for the record, you should've said child of Bhaal, not of Bhaal. Small nitpick.

Anyway, I'm putting the Radagast thing on hold for now. I want to see this TerrSec thing resolved.

I will however add this.

-

Time slows for Adon once again. Radagast appears smiling.

"I've done much thinking about what you said. You are quite right. Things have a price. And your friends will grow old while you don't. Thankfully, you won't have to watch your family grow old." Belatedly Adon realizes that behind Radagast is a bubble, with his relatives inside it. The bubble is contrating. "NO!" Adon screams and bolts towards the bubble. A large, cold metal hand grabs him. A massive creature made of Iron holds Adon down to the floor. Radagast laughs like a madman. "Farewell Adon. Hope the not knowing will make you suffer. I'm going on a brief vacation now. I'll coem back to let you know wether or not I killed them." Suddenly everything disappears around him, and he's back in his quarters. Adon grabs his sword and attempts to open a portal to check on his family, but discovers he can't. He notices a sky blue ring on his finger that wasn't there before. He tries to pull it off, but as soon as it comes loose, it tightens, and his finger begins to bleed. When he releases the ring, the pain and bleeding stops.

By BladeWolf on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 02:54 am:

(Note to Brian Webber: Bhaal is a dead god! He was killed by Cyric, another god!; so if Bhaal shows up, its an imposter! (I guess I'm more up to date on the Realms than you are....))


Suddenly an image shimmers into view before Adon: A female knight in blood-red plate-mail, accompanied by a giant war hound. The image lasts only long enough for Adon to make out the details and it points at Adon before it fades out of existence.

By Captain Tacoman on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 09:06 am:

Hmm.. Quantum man is the holder of the Eye of Light, and Darth Fury is the holder of the Eye of Darkness... I wonder if the greater beings are the two eyes fighting...
Adon, what do you think? Tacoman notices that Adon is frozen. Tacoman goes to touch Adon and is repelled by...something...
Somebody get up here and scan Adon!

By Commander Adon and Author on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 09:28 am:

Adon suddenly returns to normal.
That was a pain. Anyone have some magic ring remover?

Author's Note:
Actually, Adon's family were killed by Dragmire when he was twenty, which is why Adon followed him eventually to the LICC universe. By Adon's reckoning, that happened 250 years before he met the LICC. So his family and friends were long dead. He is about 1300 years old now, thanks to a weird dimension where time flows much more quickly.

By A Complaint on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 10:59 am:

Note to BladeWolf. If you haven't noticed yet, we take incredible liberties with whatever we use. And will you PLEASE STOP trying to force LICC into a pre-existing world?)

By The Observer, alarmed on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 12:56 pm:

Captain, I would seriously advise we do not attempt to interfere with the Struggle unfolding below us. The Eye of Light and the Eye of Darkness are using enough power to destroy whole galaxies!

And Adon, I do have an old spell that should break binding enchantments. I can probably remove that ring for you, if you choose.

And no more subplots, please. We have enough on our plate right now.

By Commander Adon on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 01:03 pm:

Thank you, Observer. Please remove the ring.

I do agree with you about not going down there. I sure don't want to get in a crossfire between those powers. And when I don't want to get involved, you know its bad.

By The Observer on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 01:45 pm:

Very well. Hold extremely still.

(Observer chants, and the hair of everyone present on the bridge stands up. Tiny sparkles emit from Observer's palms as he weaves his spell.

Adon's ring shakes and begins to contract, but Observer adds an imperious tone to his chanting and the ring begins to expand. It soon grows as large as an embroidery hoop and Adon quickly retracts his hand. Observer stops chanting and with a loud crack, the ring returns to normal size.)

Phew. I would advise leaving that in a safe place, my removing it probably conflicts with someone's plot point.

By Commander Adon on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 02:18 pm:

It might be a good idea to keep that, and I know just the place.
Adon opens a small portal in the deck. He then slides the ring into the portal. As soon as the ring passes through, the portal closes.

There. I can retrieve the ring at any time, and there is nothing in that particular universe to find it. It should be quite safe.

By BladeWolf on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 03:13 pm:

Note to A Complaint: Read some of the older L.I.C.C. boards; Brian Webber brought the Forgotten Realms into this, not me, so buzz off! I'm actually trying to put a stop to all of this! I'm fed up with the Realms being used here, because I've played D&D for about 15 years, and the Realms are my favorite D&D game world! If you've got a problem, aim it at Webber, not me! He actually sent L.I.C.C. into the Realms for a shirt period of time!

I don't know how to do a `steamed' emoticon....so just imagine this is it: :(

AND....if Webber reads this, wrap this up soon, or Elminster's making an appearance....that's a promise! :)

By The End of this story...for good! on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 04:37 pm:

The crew watch for days as the battle rages...the days turn into weeks, and still no end...hideous amounts of energy are concentrated on this one area...and then...finally a conclusion. The planet explodes into uncountable pieces. Quantum Man shimmers and appears on the bridge. He no longer has the bright sheen to his violet nimbus, and the reverberation of his voice is gone. A voice speaks.

Thank you. The mortal was eminently suitable for my needs. The mortal housing my nemesis has been destroyed. But know this, the Eye of Darkness is not destroyed. It is a vital part of the Balance. It has been once again imprisoned, but will rise again. When, no being can say. Farewell.

By PD Insane on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 04:42 pm:

I'm glad that's over. I ran out of popcorn.

By Commander Milkshake on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 04:46 pm:

Welcome back, Quantum!

Captain...the strangest thing...we stopped recieving holonet data from Earth. The news and entertainment channels suddenly went static. I'll run a diagnostic on the communications equipment to be safe.

By Eye./Quantum Man on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 04:54 pm:

Meanwhile, on the planet, the battle rages. The once pleasantly green plain is scarred and cratered. Quantum Man and Darth Fury hurl huge energy beams/balls/blasts at each other. Suddenly Quantum Man stops.

This is foolishness.

He stands still (well, as still as a quantum entity can). Straining with all his strength, Darth Fury fires a blast of darkness at Quantum Man...

TO BE CONTINUED...


----
A side note: I have a question for Darth Fury's author. Am I allowed to destroy him?

By PD Insane on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 04:58 pm:

Um, didn't Quantum Man return to the ship?

By Quantum Man/Eye on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 05:01 pm:

Previously on LICC 2

This is foolishness.

He stands still (well, as still as a quantum entity can). Straining with all his strength, Darth Fury fires a blast of darkness at Quantum Man...

And now, the conclusion -- see above posts

----

Quantum Man allows the darkness to surround him. Then with an epic blast of light and energy, he disperses the darkness! The energy blast is too strong and the planet begins to shatter.


Oh no, I'd better get out of here.

Quantum Man delocalizes into a wave, and reappears on the bridge of the Spidership.

Author's Note to "The end of this story..." If you don't like a story line, don't contribute to it. I didn't particularly like Baldur's Gate, Red Mars, and B5, but I didn't cut it off like that. Also, don't kill off other's characters, such as Darth Fury. And the way things are in the LICC universe, I wouldn't be surprised if someone found the Eye of Darkness again...

By Quantum Mans Author on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 05:03 pm:

To Insane - I had started that post before "The End..." posted his thing. I got interrupted by work, and by the time I'd finished, that post had been made. See my rant immediately above.

By PD Insane on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 05:03 pm:

Must have been a Jedi vision, then.

By Captain Tacoman on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 05:09 pm:

Does sound strange, Commander. Run the diagnostic, and if that yields nothing, I think it's time to call a meeting.
By the way, welcome back, Quantum.
Helm, get us out of here, and tow the Sith ship with us. We'll make a stop at Earth and drop it off.

By Quantum Man on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 05:42 pm:

Thank you, Captain, Commander.

Goes to science console and takes over from the Science Blueshirt.

Commander, all telemetry from Earth is dead as well, not just regular comm channels.

By Jake Dominguez, author of DF and tEoD on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 06:11 pm:

Quantum...I was "The end...of the story". I was getting tired of it myself and tried to end it earlier, but no one noticed. Oh well. And consider Fury destroyed.

By Commander Milkshake on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 06:22 pm:

Captain, we're recieving a message from Sector 001. Not Earth, but...Alpha Centauri, I think. The communique looks like it has been partially jammed, but I'll play the intelligible parts.

League of Intergalactic Cosmic Champions, this is a Prio...lert. The Earth...kak and cyborg forces...unknown technolo...Earth defenses....verwhelmed....itary in retreat...resistance movement...ome to Proxima Centauri II...away...end transmission.

By Plot Complication on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 07:11 pm:

Note to Qunatum: Before the time of troubles when the Gods were made mortal, Bhaal spread his seed to a group of mortal progeny, forseeing his own death, but allowing his deeds to continue. And don't worry. The ending won't be what you think it will.

-

The mora Adon thinks about it, the more he realizes that Radagast is indeed mad, but not in the way he'd originally assumed. He brings up the Interdimensional Communicator, and calls the Archnagel. The ships' computer, Carrie, answers. "We're ina bit of a criss here. POlease make it quick." Adon relays everything that happened. When he gets to the part about being a child of Bhaal, Carrie laughs. Oh, the poor fellow has indeed gone insane. that blow to the head did more than we thoguht. Well, there is an XDCA policy for dealing with the mentally unstable, but I'll have to get back to you. Like I said, crsis." The message ends, and Adon smiles.

By ScottN on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 07:17 pm:

OK, I concede. However, I did have plans to finish up that line rather soon, but you short-circuited them, Jake...

By Quantum Man on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 07:20 pm:

What's with all this banana pudding? D*mn, I'm exhausted after that battle. I feel totally drained. How long was I fighting Fury for, anyways? I don't remember much of it.

Ensign Hawkingstein, take Science. Captain, Permission to go to sickbay for a bit. I'll be back by the time we reach Proxima.

The previously mentioned (and now named) Science Blueshirt takes over the science console.

By ScottN on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 07:22 pm:

Oh, and Adon, I thought your post of Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 12:35 pm was one of the most incredibly well written posts I've ever seen on LICC -- ScottN

By BladeWolf on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 07:23 pm:

Uhh.....does TerrSec use cyborgs, or is someone trying to start up another plot?!


By the way, for those wondering about Rocket Ranger's mysterious rectangular black box, there's more than one thing it, but none of the contents is a weapon.

By Plot Complication, Dramtic Effect, Greymorna, Brian Webber, ad nauseum. on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 07:56 pm:

Anonymous Redshirt: Commander Adon, a hail is coming in for you. Someone named Carrie.

Adon: I'll take it here.

Carrie: Great news! We have a time-stop protection amulet on board. We can send to you right away. Just put it on, and next time Radagast tries to stop time, he'll appear to everyone instead of just you. Stun him, and place him in suspended animation. As soon as we can free up some time we'll come and get him. Good luck.

*A tiny portal opens and a amulet plops out onto Adon's lap*

Several hours later, Radagast appears again. "Hello Adon. I'm glad to see you are wearing your sword. We have a long jour-" ZAP!

*A stun bolt knocks Radagast to the floor. He is stunned, but still alive. Tacoman and Adon lift him into the stasis tube where he'll be placed in suspended animation*

Tacoman: That was so easy I'm almost disapointed. I was hoping for at least a little skimrish. Oh well. I guess he's not our problem anymore. The Archangel should be here soon to pick him up. I just hope it's not too long though. I want to be rid of this guy already.

-

Happy now? I ended the Radagast sub-plot. Like the ending? A little anti-climactic I admit, but, the people demanded it. And I am a man of the people. The sick and twisted people I grant you, but people nonetheless

By Guest appearance by Homer Simpson! on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 08:07 pm:

clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! Woo-hoo! clap! clap! clap! clap!

By Furby on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 08:27 pm:

League of Intergalactic Cosmic Champions, this is a Prio...lert. The Earth...kak and cyborg forces...unknown technolo...Earth defenses....verwhelmed....itary in retreat...resistance movement...ome to Proxima Centauri II...away...end transmission.

kak...kak...Okak?!

By Good Old-Fashioned Plot Twist on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 08:29 pm:

A breeze blows in, ruffling the flags on both side of the heavy oak desk. The nature of the breeze is apparent by the shattered window directly behind the desk and chair. Through the window, the once-majestic skyline of New Atlantis is now jagged and rough. Several of the beautiful spire-like buildings have been blasted to pieces, and the smell of smoke is everywhere. The occupant of the ruined office brushes some shattered glass off of the leather chair before sitting down at the desk. With one hand, the figure enters some commands in a panel set into the polished desk and sits back to wait.

The Spidermobile bridge is busy as the interdimensional fiend Radagast is placed in confinement. The soft chirp from the communications console almost goes unnoticed, until some attentive ensign acknowledges the subspace communication. The viewscreen activates, and the crest of the Earth System Government appears on the screen. A recorded voice plays on the bridge.

"Please stand by for a message from the President of the Earth System Government."

The figure at the desk watches the bridge of the Spidermobile appear on his screen. As they catch sight of him, they recoil in surprise.

"Greetings, Captain Tacoman. It is good to see you alive and well."

The figure at the desk leans forward, and more of his face his revealed. The light gleams on his green scaly skin.

"I and my allies have conquered your homeworld. It was relatively easy to infiltrate and corrupt your law enforcement agency, and order your death. But you fled, and when your military was unaware, my forces struck. Ahh...the good Commander Milkshake. Consider my revenge...entirely fulfilled. To know that you spent years of your life keeping me light-years away from this chair, and ultimately that you failed, will be far more damaging than any physical harm I could inflict upon you."

O'kak grins as the image of Commander Milkshake on his screen stiffens in fury.

"It is time for plain speaking, Captain. Your homeworld is mine. My forces are already on their way to Alpha Centauri, to crush the remnants of your military. You would be smart to take your crew and your ship and flee this region of the galaxy. There is no safe haven for you. Farewell."

O'kak extends one scaly hand and switches off the communication.

By P.S. Plot Twist on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 08:40 pm:

"Did they recieve the message?"

O'kak turns to face the figure standing in the shadows

"They did. Are you sure they'll come?"

"They will, all right."

Taconator steps out of the shadows, a maniacal grin on his face

"And then they will be MINE."

By Plot Complication, this time not creating a new subplot on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 08:58 pm:

President Sheridan: Captain, I wouldn't feel right about going home without providing a little help in this crisis. I can use your Interdimensional Communicator to call in some help if you like.

By Captain Tacoman, trying to get all the help he can get on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 09:34 pm:

Tacoman sits heavily in his chair, still staring at the viewscreen
My god... how could have we let this happen? The Earth... in the hands of that...that...monster!
President Sheridan, you may call in any reinforcements you can get. We may need them all to take Earth back from O'kak and his people.
Commander, send out a general distress call to the galaxy. Tell them that the LICC needs help.
We will wait here until we get reinforcements.
Rocket, if you have anybody you can contact, contact them now.

By Dramatic Effect on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 10:15 pm:

Sheridan: Right.

He walks off the bridge.

Moments later a massive portal appears. And out of it comes a ship unlike anything Tacoman had ever seen. And behind were about a dozen White Stars, plus three tall ships, blue hulls, also unlike anything he'd ever seen before. Sheridan reappears on the bridge.

"There they are. The Excalibur. One of a kind. You recognize the White Stars of course. Those three are Minbari War Cruisers. I couldn't get thme to spare any more than that. I hope it will be enough. I'll be transferring over to the Excalibur as soon as they've slowed."

By BladeWolf on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 10:25 pm:

My next post will not be this nice, and yes, the bold text is yelling!


I have mentioned several times that I put Lord of the Hamburgers on the back-burner because their were too many plotlines going on and I didn't want to introduce another one. If you remember, I made an agreement with Nawdle to keep LotH and his crew off the boards until some plotlines got resolved.....

WELL, THEY'VE BEEN RESOLVED!

Nawdle has given me permission to bring LotH back whenever I'm ready, and I'm pissed! I've got every right to be; Furby, or whoever started this, you have no right to start this d@mn alien invasion plotline, as I've been waiting to bring LotH and his crew back for a story I had in mind. RESOLVE IT FAST, OR I WILL!

By ScottN on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 10:32 pm:

Hey, BladeWolf, chill. You can bring him on whenever you want. If you cut this short against what everyone else wants, you'll make enemies. Is LotH a good guy or a bad guy? If he's a good guy, weave him into the plot to help save the day. If he's a bad guy, weave him into the plot, he can help O'Kak and Taconator, and miraculously escape the heroes victory and start the plot you wanted.

By BladeWolf on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 10:34 pm:

Forgive me for that previous post. I don't mean to come off as a hot-headed jerk,but put yourself in my place. If you had come up with a storyline that took you almost a month to plan and several people kept preventing you from being able to implement it, A MONTH LATER, how would you feel?! :(


(The bold text in this post is meant as emphasis, not yelling; I'm not in the mood for italics.)

By BladeWolf on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 10:39 pm:

I know everyone here has the right to come up with storylines, but most of you have been here a lot longer than I have....give someone else a chance instead of hogging all of the action!

(ScottN's post was made while I was still making my previous post, so I didn't see it because it wasn't up; my attitude hasn't been changed by his post. LotH is a hero; however, I plan on using him for one story only; Rocket Ranger is my main character...well, him and the Female Redshirt....)

By Captain Tacoman on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 10:51 pm:

Tacoman notices a light on the interdimentional communicator
President Sheridan, I think there's a call for you.
Sheridan makes his way to the communicator and presses a button. The face of Tacoman appears on the screen
President Shreridan, this is Jackson Tacoman, aboard the Archangel. I'm sorry, but we can't help you at this time. We're trying to defend a planet against Grey's Death Star. I'm sending all data on what's been going since I've arrived. Tacoman out.
the Tacoman of this universe looks at the screen
That should do nicely. Thanks, Mr. President.
Mr. Hawkingstein, search for iron asteroids, and when you find some, beam them to cargo bay 1.
Steve, get a team together to start construction on iron products so we can fight the O'kaks. Contact any of your marine colleagues that are left so that they can help in the fight.
Adon, see if you can contact your fellow Wanderers to see if they'd be willing to help us.

By Captain Tacoman, adding something on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 10:53 pm:

Oh yes... contact the military at Alpha Centauri and warn them of the approaching O'kaks. See if they'd be willing to join us in our fight.

By BladeWolf on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 10:53 pm:

Okay, I know I've made several posts in a row...this is the last one for now....

First, I plan on leaving Rocket Ranger out of the current storyline. This isn't because I'm mad or because I'm protesting; its' because a.) I need to work on some details for the character's personality and background. b.) I need to work on some things for the current Fantasy RPG storyline. and c.) Because I think alien invasions have been overdone!

Second, I'll make a deal with you; keep this alien invasion story short (two days at the most) and let me start my plot. If you do and there is no sidetracking (that is, no old enemies of L.I.C.C. showing up, or Radagast escaping, etc) before the story is over, let me know if you enjoyed it. If you do, fine. If you don't, I won't complain again about it and I'll try harder next time. I just think that it's completely unfair for the veterans to hog the storyline-creation spotlight! I wouldn't do it to you, so you shouldn't do it to me!

BTW, I'll be re-introducing LotH soon, but they won't actually show up and meet L.I.C.C. until the alien invasion's over.

By The Observer on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 11:03 pm:

Two days?? BladeWolf, we have had adventures that have lasted weeks, even months! Jake told us about this O'kak/Taconator thing back in the beginning of September. He's been waiting a lot longer than one month. But, if you are adamant about this, in the interests of galactic peace, how about some sort of alternate universe or something that will allow us to freeze the O'kakian takeover of Earth and meet the LotH?

You could also try to weave the LotH in with this story as a introduction and after the League deals with their old enemies then use your story.

And I would like to state this again, and please excuse my shouting: ANY DISCUSSION ABOUT THE STORY SHOULD GO ON THE DISCUSSION BOARD.

By Lt Commander Rikard on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 11:18 pm:

Captain, we'll be rendevousing with the Earth fleet within the hour at our current speed.

By BladeWolf....insert foot in mouth... on Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 12:00 am:

Since September?! Jeez, and I thought I needed to get a life! (Just kidding! Just kidding!) I apologize; if I had any idea Jake had thought up the invasion angle that far back, I wouldn't have complained! I'm going to my room now....

Seriously, though...I can't bring LotH into the current plotline without bringing the villains I created in also, and too many villains is a bad thing (oh, god, I'm turning into Martha Stewart!).
Lord of the Hamburgers will make an appearance soon, and I plan on having him make a few more, but he won't actually hook up with L.I.C.C. until the alien invasion plot's over with.

I know this sounds kind of childish, but I call dibs; my plot's next after this one's resolved...and that's the bottom line, `cause Stone Cold said so! :)

By Lord of the Hamburgers returns! on Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 02:03 am:

I'm posting this to set up the LotH plotline, and as a safety device; It won't interfere with what Jake's set up, but LotH will make further appearances during this new storyline that also won't interfere with it....at least that won't be my intention.

Back onboard the Condimental, which hasn't been seen for some time :( , Blotzus' plan was implemented. You don't need to know the details. Lets just say several repairs have been made and everything's okay, except the comm-system's a little testy. LotH is on the ship's bridge/control room, when Sgt. Fortesky walks in....

Sgt. F: Sir, Blotzus and Bigg M.A.K.K. have been working on the comm-system it works fine right now, but they're not sure how long it will be before it screws up again. Are you going to try to contact them?

LotH: That's what I was about to do, Milos.

The Lord of the Hamburgers activates his ship's comm-system. A few minutes later his voice comes through on the Spidership's communications system.

I am the Lord of the Hamburgers, commanding officer of the starship Condimental. I must contact Jadlad! It's a matter of urgency! At one time we were teammates in an organization known as the Fantastic Order Of Defenders. The team disbanded several years ago, soon after Jadlad left, but one of the Greatest threats we ever faced has returned, more powerful than before! The W.K. attacked us several days ago, and Onion Ringster was severely injured. He's still in the Heal-o-Matic as I speak. We need your help!
Our comm-system's been damaged, so I don't know when I'll be able to contact you again. When its been fixed, I.....kzzzkzzzkzz!

By OrDeR on Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 04:48 am:

I'm fine with you bringing in your plot, but I'd rather you didn't announce it. It rather spoils LICC's style. Keep this sort of thing to the Discussion and Confessions board!

By Captain Tacoman on Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 09:24 am:

Very good, Rikard. When we arrive, hail them and have their captains and meet me in our conference room.
A soft chirp comes from the communications panel. When it is answered, the message from the Lord of the Hamburgers is heard
Jadlad, tell me more about the Lord of the Hamburgers. Do you think he'd be willing to help us take back Earth?

By BladeWolf on Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 01:37 pm:

Okay, I think the person who posted as OrDeR as being the same person who posed as A Complaint; if this is so, would you please read my posts THOUROUGHLY and re-read the old boards?! You've made accusations about me twice that were completely wrong! First, you accuse me of bringing in a crossover with the Forgotten Realms, which was Brian Webber's doing, then you accuse me of giving away my plot before I intro it!
If you re-read the Lord of the Hamburgers Returns post, you will notice that it is IN CHARACTER!

I'm not too happy with you, because you're either not paying full attention when you post, or you're an ally of Brian Webber's (or Webber himself) trying to place the blame for his actions on me (re-read the A Complaint post; it looks kind of obvious to me!). I hope its the former.

The all-capitals words are for emphasis, not yelling.

By OrDeR on Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 01:44 pm:

Please, I'm not A Complaint, but when you post as LotH post here, but when you talk about yourself and storylines do it on the discussion board, please. It really clutters things up here. Leaving an author's note is OK, but this really gets in the way, it's like if in Skin of Evil Yar came to life and said "This is me, Denise. My character's leaving, so don't expect to see my again." It really sticks out.

By A curious author on Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 02:12 pm:

How big is this board now?

By ThE aNsWeReR on Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 02:18 pm:

120k+.

By Brian Webber on Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 05:08 pm:

Well then let's move on to the next chapter!


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