Smelly Feet...

She wouldn't be my girlfriend if her cunt smelt like her feet, cause I could never go down on her to eat. And eating out a pussy is something that I like, in fact if I was born a girl I'm sure I'd be a dyke... My Girlfriend has got smelly feet. So if I took off her knickers to nibble on her box, and caught a whiff of something that smelt just like her sox. I'm sure that I would vomit, or at least I dry wretch, cause there aint nothing stinkier than my girlfriends feet... My Girlfriend has got smelly feet.