Well....we formed this band in late 2000 and were playing gigs about 6 weeks later. So far we have played just under 50 shows and aim to play another three or four more before we have a big fight and split up. Relations between us all are fair to average but we have learnt to tolerate each other a bit more than we used to. Jarvo (now known as Hey Mercedes) lives in melbourne with John of Fox Vandal fame, and Jarrod, formally the front man for the much missed Slovens. They have a spa at their house. Paul lives with the fam in some out of the way hick town just out of Geelong and we used to see him alot. Now he has a girl to call his own and I haven't seen him outside the jam room for about 6 months. We force him to play in this band and quite frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if he has already quit and just hasn't bothered to tell us. As for me (phil) I live in geelong and have a wife and 7 kids. I work as a janitor at the local school for troubled kids and like to chase them with my mop. I have no life plans and no car. When we are on stage, we play really fast so we can get off and drink our rider. I think we have made a total of $17.43 from all our gigs, and spent that money on our recordings. Have a listen to em...I'm sure you'll agree we got ripped off. The real talent in the band is the whore we pay to help pump us up before our shows. She has nice feet. We once played in dressed and we have been booed off stage three times already (they were the shows when we played in front of people).

Mervin Gribbs means "Dole Cheque" in Indonesian.