Who the hell?
What is your current state of mind?
Chilled.
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Being a great pitcher.
What is your most treasured possession?
My lucky glove.
What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Me, my baby, and whipped cream..
What is your greatest fear?
Being lonely, and unsuccessful. I've been lucky so far.
What is your favorite journey?
To a sports game.
Which historical figure do you most identify with?
Hugh Hefner.
Which living person do you most admire?
Hugh Hefner.
On what occasion do you lie?
When I'm guilty..
Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
"Whatever" and "Fuck you"
What or who is the greatest love of your life?
Sports.
Which talent would you most like to have?
Anything I don't know how to do already.
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Vanity.
What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Blowing me off without an explanation and taking shit too seriously.
What is your greatest extravagance?
My personality.
What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
I don't know the answer to that yet.
What is the quality you most like in a man?
Good at a sport.
What is the quality you most like in a woman?
Pretty inside and out, and saucy and sexy.
What do you most value in your friends?
Putting up with me and being jerks to me whenever I am a jerk to them.
If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think
it would be?
A car.
If you could choose what to come back as, what would it be?
Myself.
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