Wayne Braer is sitting down on a wooden locker room bench, contemplating his next move. His back is all sweaty, the signs of a hard day's workout. He strokes his hair with his right hand, feeling the strands, while drinking a bottle of water in the left. He seems to be focused on something across the locker room. The camera pans over. It is a television screen of some wrestling matches. On the screen it shows Scorpion and Braer having an exhibition match at Scorpion's local gym, with Bombshell, Scorpion's wife, watching at the red turnbuckle. He is totally glued to this screen, and does not notice the cameraman that is standing a few feet from him. The sounds of tapping on metal lockers is heard from behind, the camera quickly swings to the direction, where Scorpion is standing, giving a big smile in the camera
For all that don't know what the legend looks like, here is a run-through of his details. Scorpion is just a couple of inches taller than Braer, standing at about 6'4" but stands more than half a foot taller than the average person still. He has a medium build, weighing in at about 235 pounds. His body is well defined and toned, his arms are very large for a man of his size and he has well cut abs. He is hairless as the camera sees everywhere outside of his head. The tanned complexion of this man is very decoration, he has a large assortment of Tattoos and piercings across his body. On his chest there is a large extended tattoo of a dragon, coiled up, with textured scales like that of a large snake. Also, on his arms, he has on the right arm a tattoo of thorny rose bushes, but instead of roses there are hearts, the inks of the heart is red instead of the traditional black. On the other arm he has the Tattoo of a desert scorpion, with disproportionately large claws, and eyes that are inked red. Finally on his back, he has tattooed the claw marks of a scorpion, enlarged, covering his back. Scorpion also has various piercings on his body. He has a belly-button ring with a little watch chain, no longer than 4 inches long, hanging from it. He has 2 earrings on each ear, all of them are gold. He also has a copper stud on the left side of his nose on the cartilidge. He has thin bright red eyebrows, his eyes a crystalized blue, and his hair is short, spikey, and bright red.
Scorpion peers into the lens of the camera.
Scorpion: Hey man you don't need to be talking to him, you'll break his concentration. Now, who might you be?
Royce Garland: I knew I would be wasting my time to come here to talk to a newcomer like you.
Scorpion: Hey listen here old man. We play things by-the-book here, and as things go in the book, a wrestler's manager does all the talking after all, what's his name, that fat dude that wore black, uh...
Garland: Alright fine if that's your condition. I am NWF reporter Royce Garland.
Scorpion: Garland? Hey man, nice to meet you!
Scorpion gives him an eager handshake with his right hand, and his left hand holding over the hands
Scorpion: I'm a big fan of your work, your magazine really rocked, wasn't it called Turnbuckle Times
Garland: Why thank you, but no, that wasn't the name.
Scorpion: Yea, name's don't matter though, not in the ring. Im Scorpion.
Garland: Im well aware of that
Scorpion: And that man that I cant let you bother, he's Wayne Braer, this is his first official professional wrestling gig, and I am going to see to it that things go smooth for him. If I know what your here for, its to talk to him, to get his comments on the match, is that right?
Garland: Of course it is, the wrestling shoot is a traditional part of the...
Scorpion: Tradition-Smatrition, it doesn't matter here man. Whatever's on his mind is on mine Roy. I trained him over the past few months, to think not as an individual, but as a machine. A machine that can perform in the ring, with the utmost skill, as I have had to learn the hard way through the ways, running through the circuit like a rat.
Garland: Well anyway can't you just tell me how Wayne feels about this match
Scorpion: I got your answers man. He's facing somebody I have fought and beat on a couple of occassions, a lovely lolita that probably doesn't know a frog splash from a V8 splash, and the guy I love to dub as 'some guy'.
Jacen Frost, he's a well-trained rookie in the world of wrestling. He's only been doing this shindig maybe a couple of years and has already established himself a name in the hardcore wrestling circuit. Im sure that he is well aware of the hardcore wrestling experience I have. I got my start in as a matter of fact, the most hardcore place of all, the Mexican wrestling circuit. Barbwired ropes and cages, flaming rings, practically any weapon you can think of, and some of the most death defying fliers your eyes could ever see without bleeding. Braer got his ass kicked so hard when I taught him to withstand the pain of hardcore wrestling, but I will bet my millions that he is ready to take on a supposed 'roughneck' such as yourself. Its not that I doubt you are tough and are able to take the pain, its just that, I taught him practically everything I know, and what I know is just plain and simple more than you. Im not worried that Braer is gonna lose to you Frost. The only thing Im worried about is you going to the hospital from a severe ass beating.
Garland: Sounds to me like you and your wrestler are awfully cocky...
Scorpion: Muhammad Ali was cocky too Mr. Garland, and he was the greatest boxer to ever wear the gloves. Not saying I, or Braer's the greatest to ever dance the squared-circle, but if you honestly think that any of his opponents that are going to be dancing with him at March of Death, then you are mistaking yourself. I mean, for christsakes, one of the people he will be wrestling is a woman. Now, that doesn't mean that she doesn't have a mean punch, or even a mean powerbomb, but its a fact that the woman is simply not built to wrestle. We men, are built to wrestle, and that is why our bodies are stronger, and tougher, is because we are the guys that drive away the predators and hunt for the day's fresh meat, not them, they did some of the less physical tasks, like cooking the meat and taking care of the kids. As long as Braer doesn't become a fool and fall in love or some bull**** like that, there is literally no way she will pin him, Vegas would be bankrupt if that were to ever happen, shoot, hell would FREEZE OVER!
And dont even open your mouth Garland, still gotta talk about the 'other guy'. Actually to be honest, if there's anybody that Braer might have to dish out the elbow greece for, this guy would be it. He doesn't seem to big, but my boy Braer isn't no Disciple either. That's why he's so dangerous, he knows he's a little guy, so he has focused on the fast and technical aspects of the match. Actually to call him the other guy is inappropriate, it should more be like the other opponent, since we're not too worried about the other 2 jokes. But that's enough flattery, Keane and I both know that when he steps in the ring with Braer, the world might as well turn upside down after Braer's brutal display is finally revealed to the world. Braer's hockey skills are the perfect match to ice this little guy. Hockey players have to be fierce like fire and graceful like butterflies, Hockey is such a great game. And wrestler's quite a bit alot like Hockey, I feel Braer's gonna feel right at home when he knocks out a tooth in that ring. Anyway, Roy, this interviews over
Scorpion puts his hand on the lens of the camera, then the feed is cut.