How to Win at Golf
Winning at golf isn't that easy. There are many ways to win at this sport, including bribes hehe just like buying your opponent a large amount of game sodas before the match which will cause him to go to the facilities a lot. hehe. Never cheat by writing the amount of strokes, but rather cheat by messing around with the opponents golf ball. By eating healthy foods, you can make sure you dont feel bad during a match, while your opponent will have to go to the facilities after those sodas. Playing video games will also help in learning how the game works such as the wind. Hope this list below will help you win your first match of golf. Good luck!

  1.     Training


    1.     Mental Prep


      1.     Watch PGA on TV religiously
      2.     Get that Playstation game "Hot Shots Golf"
      3.     Rent "personal victory" subliminal tapes

    1.     Equipment


      1.     Make sure your putter has a pro autograph on it
      2.     Pick up a bargain bag of tees-n-balls at Costco

    1. Diet

      1.     Avoid baseball or football food

        1.     No hotdogs
        2.     No pretzels
        3.     No peanuts and Crakerjacks

      1.     Drink diet Coke only, no Pepsi

  1.     Pre-Game

    1.     Dress


      1.     Put on shorts, even if it's freezing
      2.     Buy a new hat if you lost last time

    1.     Location and Scheduling


      1.     Select a course where your spouse wont find you
      2.     To save on fees, play where your buddy works

    1.     Opponent

      1.     Look for: out-of-shape, inexperienced players
      2.     Shun: suntan, stethescope, strident walk, Florida accent
      3.     Buy opponent as many pre-game sodas as possible

  1.     On the Course


    1.     Tee first, then develop severe hayfever
    2.     Drive cart over opponent's ball to degrade aerodynamics
    3.     Say "fore" just before ball makes contact with opponent
    4.     Always replace dvots when putting
    5.     Water cooler holes are a good time to correct any errors in ball placement
    6.     Never record strokes taken when opponent is visiting the "faculties"


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