My Autobiography

This is my autobiography, I'll just call it "auto" from now on....

Me, myself, and I. That's all I really need to say, but since I'm sure you're just dying to know more.... I'm sure there's no harm in telling you just a little about me. Oh no!! You're gonna get to know about me!! Heaven help us!! Well, ya clicked here, so sit tight, buckle up and enjoy the ride. Now that I'm doin this page for my own personal use, I get to put whatever the f*ck I wanna put up here!! Heh, don't worry, I won't scare you.... that much.

I'm "Gritalian"

What that is, is both Greek & Italian. You see, my dad is Italian and my mom is Greek, which then made a Gritalian. Simple enough? "Gritaly" on the other hand is completely fictional. I made that up. (Soon enough, I'm gonna put a section all about "Gritaly", so just wait) It's basically my own Utopia where all the Greeks, Italians and Gritalians can all live together. Yeah I know, cheesey eh? Nonetheless, it's still alot better than this sh*thole of a province I live in!!

More about me, I'm an "ordinary" (when I say ordinary, I mean it as a general reference only) 19 year-old teenage boy. Plenty of people think that I'm pretty funny, but all my best jokes are all dirty and discriminating. So I'll have to debate before I post any of those jokes. Though most likely I can put whatever I want!! Either way, all my jokes are one-liners, so if I were to put them up, I'd need a "quotes" page, and put them there.... which you can check.

I currently reside in Fabreville, in Laval in the province of Quebec, it's pretty dull in my area.... nobody gets stabbed or shot there all that often.... Not that I care I mean!! But hey.... at least the poutine's good. I just moved to the area this June. The only perk about living up in the boonie's is that one of my closest friends, Costa, lives nearby.

I am of the Roman Catholic religion, which is a part of Christianity. Now, don't you all start sendin me e-mails about religion and stuff, this is my page, this section is about me, and my religion is a part of who I am. It doesn't matter what your opinion is, it doesn't matter if you don't like it, I just don't wanna hear it. Okay? I'm happy the way I am, and that's it.

In my family, there's kinda two parts, my mom's side & my dad's side. I'm tell you about the direct, in-the-family members. You know, Mom & Dad & stuff. I should have pics of them up soon in my "Family" page. Don't get too excited.... -..-;

On my mom's side I have my mom (no kidding) Jaye, plenty of people who have seen her say that she's hot but, I personally wouldn't talk that way about anyone's mom. I have my younger bro Chris, he's 17 but who cares about him? I also have a eight year-old bro named Matthew, he's a tyrant but he's still cute none the less. (At least that's what ppl say.) Then there's Matthew's dad, John. He can be pretty cool sometimes.

On my dad's side I have my dad, (notice a pattern?) The Dadman Joe, he's a cool dad, when he wants to be.... *cough cough* ahem.... =D There's also my stepmom Tanya, who's "oh-so-nice", my bratty little sister Connie, she's 4 and tyrant enough to be hitting PMS. Then finally Angela, who's about 16 months old. I prefer her, but she's still a little demon at times, heh.

Anyways.... more about me, because that's what you've all come here for, and what you're just DYING to hear. I know, I've kinda dragged myself on, and on, and on, and on.... and we all know that you wanna know about me, y'know? Yeah.... my head's kinda dizzy now. Anyways, about me. Like I sed, I'm 18, I turned it in July (I'm a Cancer). I'm a Gritalian, a Greek/Italian crossover. Of all the possible combinations, eh? It's fun though, I mean, I can always say I'm not white, mostly because I'm not. I'm mediterranian!! Heh. I love this. I'm about 1.65 metres, or 165 centimetres. I've got hazel eyes, which change colour in light, dark brown hair which I've cut short again!! AHHH!! I'm too used to long hair.... And I've got a personality that both made me remembered in my old school, and that got me the friends I have now. Yeah....

These all my bestest friends.

Bhavin: "Cops be circulin' cause BH be murdrin'. Playaz be driving fast because BH be capping their ass." Heh.
Cory: Masta C 4 Life
Costa: At least your friendship's better than your taste in women.... ;P
John: YIANNI!!!!
Nick: Chilly, Palmer, Charas, and whatever other name ya came up with. Heh.