Me - The only book on tape I'm interested in is "Kamasutra" Cory - U da man and keep it real! (I know, it's not a joke, but I promised him I'd put it there) Anthony - When I get home today, I'm gonna make love to my motherboard!
Me - Then your cock's gonna be a prong!! Patrick - What's your name? Ahh! I'll just call you Mike! You look like a Mike. (The day I met Patrick) Chris - Only you would take a bite out of a scolding hot cookie... then finish it! (*shrugs* I was hungry!!) Chris - If I was a guy I would fuck you... wait... that didn't come out right. (My bro to some girl) Bhavin - SHE STOLE IT! Me - I'm not white I'm.... mediterranian!! Me - I got arms so strong now, I can jack off for 5 mins and BOOM!!
Bhavin - >.< Me - Janna!! Guess who bought you that rose you wanted?
Janna - Ohh! Francesco! Thank you!
Me - Woah!! Who said it was me? (I love getting people's hopes up) Chris - That really sucks, like it sucks hardcore nut. I mean that sucks so bad, it should be in a porno. (I told him that my math exam was complicated) Anthony - Should I take my bag?
Me - Either you take your bag, or me.
Anthony - *closes his locker*
Me - Uh oh.... Chris - Babies are like pets. (Long story....) Dadman - When you want me to come get you, phone me on my phone.
Me - As opposed to phoning you on your shoe? Kristine - *smiling* I feel all warm inside
Me - so do I.... but I think that's lunch digesting.... (see how much I love my friends=P) Patrick - You know how I am with exams; either I fail like a bastard, or I pass like a fish! (*blinks* A fish....?) Anthony - "Acutaine". From fat to slim. From pimply to gorgeous.
Me - *points to Anthony* Results may vary. Gilda - No Connie, Dorothy isn't from the Lion King....
Me - (with a deep voice) Simba!! It's Dorothy!! Bh - I have to roll my wiener around...
Me - That's why I usually pull mine out. (Believe it or not, we were talkin about hotdogs) Yianni - can I borrow your eraser?
Me - Don't ask Yianni; just grab.... I wish sex was like that.... Ann - If these people don't go away I'm going to smack them! O.o;
Me - *offers a paddle* Me - I don't get why people say to "wear clean underwear in case you get into an accident". I mean, if I were about to get into an accident, I'd shit my pants either way!! Me - Hey!! I just had a thought!! Don't worry, I won't let it happen again. =P Dadman - It killed them instantaniously
Me - Instantly
Dadman - that's what I said. Instantaniously
Me - it's instantly.... I don't even think instantaniously is a word!! Chris - Dammit! Who would think that there'd be so many words in a short story?!
Me - I know!! What were they thinking when they put 24 words in that story? Me - "Ann!! You're all the way in another state!!"
Ann - "Francis.. you're in a state! O.o;;"
Me - "Yeah.... denial...." (Ann and I talking about if we ever go to the "Four Corners" =P) Me - Look up in the sky!! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's.... *flips through the script* "Super Biskutt"?? What will these people think of next....
Biskutt - I have been reduced to a pun *smile* (I make such wonderful jokes.... o.o; ) Me - but I got twelve....
Chris - well minus three, that gives you 11! (math runs in the family =D) Me - I'm gonna get a part-time job that pays well too, and it's a business that's run by my good friends. :D
Biskutt - are you going to be joining the mob?
Me - no, I'm sorry but I can't. I have to be a full italian. I'm only half. but I will be trafficing drugs. :) (aren't I such a good person? =D) Me - People suck.... I hate people; but I like individuals Me - are you a sarcastic computer?
SmarterChild - Wow. Great question. What do you think is the answer? (Ummm.... some of you may know SmarterChild.... the computer you can sorta talk to.... yeah.... he's a sarcastic SOB) Chris - (playing with those "Knik-Knak" toys) I wish I had a whole bunch of these things so I could make a huge tower!
Me - well, you got five so you can make a tower of three, two, one
Chris - (some time later) I got news for you; it takes six to do "three, two, one"
Me - .... well fuck you too!! Chris - They're just so nasal! (I think he meant "anal"....) Me - It's.... Peos Man!! With his sidekick, Lira Boy!! *Otto - (Looking at Marge lift up his bus) WOAH! What have I been smoking?? (looks at a joint in his hand) Oh right.... pot! Me - Ahhh....!! I can't take my shower now!!
Costa - why not?
Me - I can't because Tanya's bathing the rodents
Costa - hahahaha!!!!!!!!
Costa - I go to bed now franky...... I'm sleepy
Me - sure thing. I take my shower, then I say hello to Palmela, then I go to bed
Costa - who's palmela? (delay) oh my fucking God!!!!!! Ew! Get a girlfriend Me - TAKE ME NOW YOU HUNKING MAN OF HUNKEY SHE-BITCH!!
Mike - Oh, I love it when you talk dirty to me!! (.... yeah....) Bhavin - Alright bro, I'm out like a fat chick playing dodgeball Me - (Sending files to my bro on MSN)
Chris - (After cancelling all the files) I'm on Kazaa. It'll take forever
Me - So get them
Chris - Holy shit that's a good point (no kidding, eh?) Chris - (while making a whirlpool in my uncle's swimming pool) Ugh.... I'm getting tired!
Me - Remember what Peppy said, "Never give up; trust your instincts!"
Chris - He also said "Use the boost to get through!" (Peppy's from StarFox) Chris - (Playing SimCity 2000, and watching a plane crash and cause a fire) Holy shit Smokey the Bear would be afraid of this fire! Chris - (Playing Diablo 2) You know what..? I hate my paki [mercenary]..
Me - why?
Chris - I buy him a brandistock "Dinga dinga I can't use it, it doesn't smell like shit yet"
Me - check his strength
Chris - ...fuck you
Me - he doesn't have enough strength, eh? (for those of you that know/play Diablo II.... it was for a mercenary.... and it was really Dexterity he was missing) Me - Nelly, do you have any liquid paper?
Nelly - *offers an eraser*
Me - *blankly stares* (women.... =P) Dad - God.... I should bring this back to your grandfather.... this shit stinks....
Me - Well, yeah.... it's cheese.... (Good reason, don't ya think?) Me - I wonder about you Costa....
Costa - nonon... me = straight as a banana Me - Here's a hint.... "I must, I must, I must improve...."
Natasha - My pust!
Me - .... No.... (The correct answer being.... "My bust") Some girl who was doing a recorded interview for a class project - If you were stranded on a deserted island and could choose one movie to watch, what would it be?
Me - Billy Madison. So I could spend the rest of my life reading the back of the case and staring at the pictures until it all fades away or I lose all sanity from trying to find a tree that can play tapes. Joe - Santa's putting you on his naughty list!!
Me - Well good for him. I'll fuck him while he's at it!! Chris - How do you do you a character sketch?
Me - Dunno, haven't done it in like a year....
Chris - Thiiiiink!
Me - Well I don't think a character sketch is like an essary.... (Essary?) Looka dat!! It's fillin up with lots and lots of quotes!! o.o; Me - One time I was going to take a piss, and there was this Nautilus Plus ad.... and it was this guy's abs.... so I kinda moved....
Sabrina - man what's with guys and their sexuality?
Me - Hey, I'm comfortable with mine, it's just.... I dunno.... something about holding my DICK while looking at a guy's abs just kinda.... tends to bother me....
