"Vinnie Da Shit"
This page is where Imma put the story soon enough, but for now it's jes gonna be the brief descriptions of the characters.

Winnie the Pooh - "Vinnie Da Shit" Instead of always sittin and "Think, think, think"ing, he's always, "Toke, toke, toke"ing.
Piglet - "Fidget" Permanent acid trip. Nothin more to say.
Tigger - "Wigger" His quote, "Bouncin's what tigger's do best, yo!" explains him perfectly.
Rabbit - He owns his own drug plantation, and he's known as being a "crop tester".
Eeyore - Always baked.
Owl - He's a "narc" (Narcotics officer) but instead of bustin Vinnie and his freinds for all their drugs, he instead supplies them with whatever he piks up.
Gopher - A senile old man who has escaped from a rehabilitation centre. He's in charge of supplying the outside world with narcotics. (Although he keeps some for himself)
Kanga - "Spanka" Extremely cheap, overly used, out-dated whore. (Gives good head though)
Roo - "Mia" In reality, he's a transvestite, but nobody knows he's a boy, not even his own mother.
Christopher Robin - He's the drug lord/pimp. In charge of all the drugs and cheap whores. (Also Kanga's boss)