Baptism sermon

 

The patient is tearful and crying constantly. 

She appears to be depressed.

 

The patient refused autopsy. 

The patient has no previous history of suicides. 

She has been depressed since she started seeing me in 1983. 

Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

 

Well, we probably know what those doctors meant, but they just didn’t seem to make sense.  And we often do some funny things in church really.  You’ve brought Charley to have water put on his head.  You’ve promised to resist the devil.  Carlie has promised to submit to Christ.  We might know what me mean when we do these things, but anyone coming in might be a bit perplexed.  So why do we bother?

 

It’s all about remembering who we are.  On my hand I have a golden band of metal.  It makes me remember not just that I like pretty shiny metal, but it helps me remember that I am Guy who is married to Ruth.  Wearing the ring doesn’t create the marriage, and it doesn’t guarantee its quality, but it helps me remember who I am.

 

When I think of the way we live today, I think of two pictures.  The first is being an astronaut.  If you were to go up in space you would be floating around.  You would have a feeling of being absolutely weightless.  Nothing you held would stay in the same place.  It’s called living in zero gravity.  A lot of people seem to feel like that today.  They don’t have any particular story that tells them who they are.  They don’t have any particular answer as to why they are here in the first place.   They just float around.  David Beckham said this about his new child Brooklyn:  “Posh and I definitely want to have Brooklyn christened.  We just don’t know into what religion.”  People are uncertain about the very reasons they exist.

 

The second picture is this.  Tent coming out of peg.  Peg it down.

 

When we do things like getting baptised it’s like we are being pegged to the ground.  We remember why we are here.  Each of these things  tell us a bit about where we have come from, what matters.  They make us stand firm when the wind gets strong.  They are pegs that can be trusted. They aren’t imitations.

 

And how do we know they can be trusted?  Because they are all about the only person who has faced the death of a friend, felt its pain, and then whacked that death on the head.  Jesus is Lord of life and death.  Dying is the one thing that is still common to everyone, and the Jesus we trust in today is the one who has defeated it.  When we remember who he is, then we remember who we are too.  As you take part in this meditation, you can begin to feel rooted in history, you can begin to know all these things we remember tell you who you are.  They tell you that God has given our lives a story and a meaning that will never fade, and that makes perfect sense.

 

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