I have all this free space so I am going to start writing a story. Each night or every couple nights, or whenever i feel like it, I'm going to put up a few paragraphs and continue the story. I hope you enjoy.

            Some time not too long ago Harold Johnson got bored. He got so bored he decided that he was going to do something. Considering the laziness of the average teenager, this was an astounding feat.  Harry decided that he was going to find someplace else that wasn't as boring as his hometown. He lived in Bassville, which is north of Ovalville. So Harold left.

            He started heading south and first came to Ovalville. Ovalville was famous for two things. Thing one being its annual Jackolantern Show. Thing two being pizzas made by flaming homosexuals. Being that time of year he was lucky to get to partake in some festivities of The Best Free Show On Earth, just ahead of masterbating with sandpaper being the second best free show on earth. 

            Harry Johnson was out of sandpaper so he headed towards the gourds. While stopping to get some pizza he met Earl. Earl had seven teeth. Harry was scared. Earl was king of the pizza making rainbow fliers. A very nasty gang in Ovalville. They once killed one of their own members with a cucumber. Harry didn't really understand how they could kill someone with a cucumber, but he really didn't want to find out, so he left earl and his pizza's alone.

            Harry was getting tired and he needed to find a place to sleep. He couldn't afford a motel, nor did he have a butt cork to be safe out doors. Looking all over Ovalville he found a place to rest. There were many outhouses around Ovalville and he could lock that from the inside. The smell was atrocious and he vomited many times throughout the night, but the fear of Earl outside kept him inside.