Cruising down the road Harry was having the time of his life. The wind in his hair and nothing but corn as far as the eye could see. Just corn everywhere. Corn corn corn corn. Oh wait...there was a tree. Something was odd about the tree though. There was a person hanging from it! Harry pulled over.

    He ran up to the tree and a farmer was on a tractor tied up and if the tractor pulled away the farmer was a goner. [you know like the famous seen with the cowboy in the noose sitting on a horse, only its a tractor so it wouldn't really work because the tractor won't wander off] He got the man down and asked him what happened. So the farmer did what any person would do in that situation.

    He told him what happened. 

    The farmer's name was Sam and he had wanted some pizza. [oh no you can see where this is going] When he went to pick up the pizza, Earl tried to pick up on him. Sam got feisty, so Earl got nasty. He called out his Gay Mafia and they tortured him with cucumbers, then stuck him out here on his tractor. [Harry still didn't understand why Earl could do such vicious things with a cucumber, but he didn't give it much thought.] 

    Sam was incredibly thankful to Harry. He laughed pretty hard when he told him his name was Harry Johnson, but poor Harold didn't understand that either. Sam was so grateful though he decided to offer Harry something in return. He told Harry he could have his choice of two things. The farmer's very sexy daughter Mary, or Mary's little lamb. Sam said he didn't know what kind of sexual preference Harry had so he could take his pick. Harry didn't understand what that had to do with anything, but once again, he didn't give it much thought..

     Harry had been getting lonely on his trip and he wanted them both. He talked to Mary and she didn't want to leave her sheep behind either. So in the middle of the night he took Mary and her sheep. They drove off into the night with a sheep in tow and prepared for the next leg of their journey.