Slurp slurp slurp.....Ohhh thats nice.... ohhh stop.... stooop. Mary get him to stop licking my ear!

    Harry, Mary, and their sheep were cruising down the road with the wind in their hair/wool and enjoying the freedom. Harry enjoyed Mary's company so much he had forgotten about the frights of the evil world behind him. [mostly just earl] Lets face it, how could Harry not enjoy Mary's company.

    Mary was a nymph. She had an obsession with Harry's johnson. Harry liked Mary. Mary liked johnson. In turn, johnson liked Mary. As did leftie and rightie.... The only one not happy was little Highman. Highman was what they named the sheep. Mary being the nymph that she is, Highman got a lot more attention before Harry Johnson and johnson came along. Highman was a smart little son of a booger though, and he had a plan.

    Highman knew something about Mary that she was trying to keep hush hush. [Of course in the backseat she was anything but hush hush more of an Oh Oh] He started leaving hints to Harry so he could figure things out. He destroyed Harry's condoms but Mary said he didn't need them anyway. He wrote a little note that said Depends/Maxi.

    Harry figured it out. He picked up on the little things. How she always needed to do something with her teeth before oral sex. How she constantly complained about hip pains. Her gray thinning hair. So Harry confronted her. He asked Mary if there was something she hadn't been telling him....

    Mary came out with the truth, she was actually.....DUN Dun dun.... a 70 year old woman!!! Harry was shocked. But everything started to make sense now...the saggy boobs....the gray hair....the menopause....he should have known she wasn't 16! He couldn't trust her so he dropped her off at the next retirement home [assisted suicide clinic]. Then Harold and Highman went off into the sunset.

    Slurp slurp slurp slurp......ohh Highman.......