1-INTRO

2-PITBULL FUCK
Big fat slut, fucks her dog
Eat his cock, pitbull fuck
Angry dog, bites her tits
Because when he cums
She want to talk about love

3-DONKEY KONG'S BANANA DILDO
Donkey Kong is a fucking piece of shit
He puts his poo in banana peels
And sells it to hindous
They like the taste and buy more

4-WHAT I REMEMBER FROM GRUNGE
Seatle was the home of grunge
But now Britney Spears invaded our tv
And our internet
I'm going to fuck that fucking bitch yeah

5-BOUTCH THE DENTIST
I like to drug you and destroy your gums
I like when you're a litlle girl cuz I can
Tell that you've have teeth in your pussy
I like when I mistake your teeth with your
tongue
I forgot to ask you if you were allergic to
penicellin Even if I knew you were

6-JAZZ IS GAY PART 1
You are too gay to listen to metal
Even if you like metal you don't want
To lose your gay status
Put your Fender up your ass

7-JESUS IS A COCK SUCKER
Jesus
You're such a fucking faggot
You hung out with 12 dudes day in, day out
Jesus
You said no to a fucking hooker
Peter, Mark, Matthiew, John, Judas Anus
You sucked all their penises
Jesus
No one ever talks about your pedo tendencies
I know you have eight little boys in your basement
Jesus
You invented the inflatable doll thing
I know what that Lazarus shit was about
Jesus
You must be so fucking affraid of the clitoris
You rather masterbate with your finger in your anus
Jesus What the fuck were you doing in the desert for 40
days? I think you were sucking cactuses,
testing them to see if they fit up people anuses
Jesus
Your father sent you down because he had hope in you
But Jesus your just a fucking faggot
Yeah Jesus, you're a fucking faggot
Jesus
Why else would you beg forgiveness?
You suck cocks, you cock sucker, you suck cocks...

8-YOUR DOG JUST SHITTED ON MY SKATEBOARD
Your dog just shitted on my skateboard
I sliped on it, fell of my skateboard
I broke my teeth and my dick on the pavement
My shoes are full of shit, half of my dick
Is on the neighbor's lawn and my skateboard
Is in my eye, fuck it hurts
It's so dark here, I just realized my head is up my ass

9-WHY DOES THE TELEPHONE RINGS WHEN
I FUCK?
I'm laying in my bed on a sunday morning
When I realized my girlfriend's tits are very convicing
I get an erection and ask for a blowjob
She smiles at me and puts her hand on my cock
Beging to suck my dick, I like it a lot
Her pussy gets wet, Now I want to fuck
Very moist pussy, Interesesting intrusion, very slidy
fuck, feel like fucking a mustard sandwich. As I'm
having a lot of fun, the fucking telephone rings
I don't want to answer but ,my girlfriend insists
I'm very pissed off
Why does the telephone rings when I fuck?

10-KORN IS GAY
Check me out, I wear Adidas shoes
Check me out, I have stripes on my pants
Check me out,, I have springs under my shoes
Check me out, I'm cool I have the Korn album
You take the Korn album and insert it
on your little dick and then turn it real fast.
You realize that the album sucks and
You throw it in the garbage

11-5 REASONS TO HATE POWER METAL
First because it's gay
Second because it's gay
Third because it's gay
Fourth because it's gay
Fifth because you have no more testicules

12-FRIDAY THE 13TH
Kill, Ass, fuck, cunt, dick, buns, tits, mother fucker

13-NAPALM DEATH
My name is Napalm Death
I play in Napalm Death
I have a fat belly and I dance on my own music

14-CLOWN SEEK MALE PARTNER
I'm a clown and I want to get laid tonight
I'm tired of pussies, I want to skrew a man's asshole
I'm sure it's tighter and has more hair to chew on
His butt is going to be painted with my make-up
This gay bar is perfect to satisfy my gay needs
Oh! Somebody's coming
"Hi, my name is David, what's your name?"
My name is Toto the clown
And I want to lick your ass
"That's a good idea.
My room is just across the street"
I AM CUMMING!!!
I am the evil clown and you're full of sperm
Your ass is ripped and now it's fucking bleeding
My dick is full of your aids infected blood
In a very short while I will die
"Now that you're infected, you do not have any
other choice than to fuck me until you die."

15-PEPSI
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Return for refund where applicable

16-SUCKED FOR 12 HOURS
Happy penis!

17-LOOK WHAT LOVE CAN DO

18-GAY GAY GAY
Gay gay gay, you'are gay, you are gay
Gay gay gay, you are gay so fuck you
(bis)

19-OH MY GOD! HER PUSSY IS TALKING
Oh my god, it's a pussy and it's talking!?
"Hey Mr Dick, you want to kiss me?"
My dick is not a fucking freak
And he doesn't talk to strangers
OH MY GOD, HER PUSSY IS TALKING
"Ok Mr Dick, then go visit my neighbor Miss Asshole
If I fuck Miss Asshole, she better fart in my dick
And make it bigger
Shut up and squirt

20-GAY HIDE AND SEEK
2 gays are playing hide and seek
One is in the closet, the other one is searching
The guy in the closet is naked
And his butt is oily, ready for the big surprise
I shoved some rats up their asses
They liked it but they died, happy

21-TARDZ BUT TRUE
Hey! I'm stupid, I'm sitting in a wheelchair
Hey! I'm drooling, I just pissed in a little pot
Hey! I'm dirty, I just shitted in my pants
Hey! I'm insane, I just sucked my dick
In my dreams, I'm the king, I have clean underwear

22-MASTURBATION
Do you know what happens
When you put two gay men in a closet?
Do you know what happens
When you put Jenna Jameson on your tv?
Do you know what happens
When your girlfriend has a headache?
Do you know what happens
When you masturbate for 5 hours?

23-O CANADA!
O Canada! What a gay country
People are gay, and have a hard cum breath
Small penises, Fat asshole
And bitches that dress to much
Shitty winters, Shitty summers
And criss de big grosse fat poutine
Cum in your ass, wipe it with the flag
Canada sucks but it's a little better than Etiopia
(bis)

24-WAZZUP?!?

25-JAZZ IS GAY PART II
You are so gay that you chose to play jazz
You want to fuck the drummer so bad
Because he plays gay beats
I see a trumpet up your ass, is that for orgasm?
You want to get ass fucked by Miles Davis
But he's dead

26-MEGAMAN VS. SHITMAN
I'm Megaman, the most powerfull blue midget in
the world. My bean gun will pulverize you in an
instant you maggot!
"I'm Shitman! I'm gonna shit in your face Megaman"
(Megaman won)

27-EVIL FART
I am the evil fart, when I come out I make no noise
But fuck I stink. I sometimes come out
With my buddy shitman
I burn your underware to ashes
Your butt hairs are no more

28-SITTING AROUND THE FIRE WITH
MARSHMALLOWS
Who takes a shit? (bis)
I take a shit (bis)
Who wants my cock (bis)
I want your cock (bis)
Are you a gay (bis)
I am a gay (bis)
Then put a marshmallow up your ass
I put a marshmallow up my ass
29-GAY GHETTO

30-BEWARE! I'M HETEROSEXUAL
I like some pussy on my face
And it smells so marvolous
I like wet and tight cunts
I like to rub it and lick it
I like fucking big boobs
I like to get my dick through it
I like to cum on your face
And that's because I'm a man

31-ROBOT ANAL INTRUSION FAILURE
You fucking asshole robot
Girls don't want your rusty dick
Go masturbate with Robocop

32-LES PAULS ARE GAY
Les pauls are gay guitar so Slash is gay
And he plays in Guns "n" Roses
The gayest band on earth

33-GRUZEN FAGGEN
I frazen die flupen naggen, pritt fur?
Kranen den clopta funen ich flopten
Aslom naz pritt faren nein fur
Ah ya! gruzen faggen...

34-PUBERTY IS COOL
You got hair on your dick, it's brand new
So you have to cum in the face of your parents

35-GENITALY ENHANCE
The doctor added me 5 testicules
I have a 10 feet penis to insert in your ass
I'm sorry but you have to die

36-THANX GOD, KURT COBAIN IS DEAD
Cum in my face, nah nah nah
Eat chips ahoy! my penis is a toy
I fucked Courtney Love and she shitted on my feet
Snif your butt, masturbate with salt (bis)

37-D.R.I.(DIRTY RECTAL INFECTION)
Slayer is fun, my ass is on fire
I got rapped by a troop of gay
I'm fat cuz I play in Crowbar
I have beard under my feet
I don't play the piano and I'm not Bono
The fastest way to become trash metal
is to go to New York and eat a fat pizza

38-MY SHIT HOLDS ON TO ME
The toilet paper is not enough I tried with
The vacuum, now I'm stuck with my toothbrush

39-NO COMMENTS

40-POOR LONESOME FAGGOT
I'm a poor lonesome faggot
I'm a long long way from cunts
I'm a poor lonesome faggot
and I sucked dicks to long
I don't want to eat some pussies
I want my butt filled with dicks
I can't stand alone in desert
I put cactuses in my ass
Lone some faggot(bis)
WE DON'T WANT NO FAGS NO MORE!!!

41-PUSSY BEARD JUNGLE
Pussy hair in your teeth is not funny
But it saves you a dentist visit
Its so thick that I have to borrow my grand father's
Lawnmower, or I can sit you on the stove to burn it
Everytime I want to eat your pussy
I feel like eating a man's armpit
I prefer the sauce in my BigMac...slut!

42-HOLD THE BLAST I GOTTA SHIT
hold the blast I gotta shit... Thank you very much

43-TOTURE CHAMBER
Welcome to our torture chamber mother fucker
We are going to slice you with our hachets
And hammer some nails into your feet
Be prepared to die, you deserved pain
Your genitals are fucking crushed
Are you enjoying the hammer in your face?
Are you enjoying loosing your penis?
Are you enjoying the broken bottle up your ass?
Are you enjoying looking your hand ten feet from
you?....YOU ARE DEAD!

44-FROM METALLICA TO HOMOSEXUALLICA
The birds are singing and the sun is shinning
Metallica..........Homosexuallica

45-NO SENCE AT ALL
Pizza pie in your nose
Some piss taste like orange juice
Paper planes are funny
Long Dong Silver can fuck his own ass
I like celeri carpets
Each time I shit the telephone rings
Lego racers is a funny game
The playboy channel is to expensive

46-HONG ZIN TAN!?!
Hong tong zin tan no!
Tri nang tang fa po!
Zing zan tru zing zing?
Zing za zu zi zo!

47-BLACK METAL

48-DON'T HAVE A GAY COWBOY PARTY
You're a cowboy and you're gay
You dip your donut in sperm instead of milk
And you're having a fucking party in my parking
My car is stuck between your gay color tents
And I want to go to longueuil really bad
You're gay, you suck dicks
Get out of my fucking way
Or I'll smash your leather hat and pants

49-MOLSON DRY GIVES YOU A HEADACHE
First of all it tastes like my ass
And my ass doesn't taste good
The only difference between this beer and my ass
Is that my ass has hair

50-GAY DANCER
"we are celebrating our gay pride"
Hey fags! drink beer, not cum!

51-DON'T BUY A VIOLON TO YOUR CHILD
Your child is so fucking gay and he tries to play
violon with is dick
You're so gay and you'll buy him a violon
You smashed your son because he didn't want
to swallow your sperm
Now he's gay because of you and you baught
him a violon anyway

52-MY FATHER IS BILL GATES SO I BECAME
A SQUEEGEE
Your father's such a nerd that he fuck your ass
when you were little
Your father programmed your dick so it couldn't
erect
Your father can insert is dick in the floppy drive
because he has a floppy dick
That's why he throwed you out the window and
gave you 24megs of RAM
"My dick became my sqeegee, I wash windows
with cum. Now that I became a punk, I don't
have anyting to say"

53-DISCO IS DEAD
"I am a disco singer, I have a big afro"(bis)
YMCA-Why is My Cock Abrupt?
YMCA-Why is My Cock Alive?

54-ZOOM
Zoom zoom zoom zoom?
Zoom zoom zoom zoom!

55- MY ASS IS APOCALYPTIC