The Mighty Puddledub Journal

18/08/2001
Behold the might of the Wallaby!

18/08/2001 (a bit later)
Sunny France!

19/08/2001
First attempt at this techno wizard journally stuff. Slightly woozy due to an overdose of hospitality at the Rondelli Motorcycle Museum and Whisky Emporium.

26/08/01
Woops! It has been brought to my attention that I'm using a web hosting crowd who seem to specialise in hardcore porn. Not only that but the blighters are adding links to my pages directing unsuspecting Puddledubbers to said porn. To avoid any risk of outrage please ignore any links to www.topzite.com until I get it together to shift the site.

27/08/01
Panic over. We are free from the satanic porn monsters. Feel free to let your children visit once again. (Andy)

24/09/01
IT'S OFFICIAL ! I AM A WEB WIZARD!
2 HOURS AND A BOTTLE OF FINE RED LATER AND I CAN FINALLY CHANGE THE SEASONS AT PUDDLEDUB WITH NO MORE THAN A DRUNKEN MOVE MOOSE.
ONLY THE MIGHTY ANTIPODEAN CHICKEN INFLATOR CAN POSSIBLY APPRECIATE THE EUPHORIA. (thanks John)
THE WEB WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN.
oops, spoke too soon, it's not working


28/09/01
IT LIVES **********************

29/09/01
Disaster at Puddledub! Boris, who has not done anything stupid for some months now, has obviously come off 2nd best in a fight. Probably with a mouse or a butterfly or something, and as a result is now one eyed. Instead of an eye he now has a cardboard tube sticking out of his head - to drain the wound apparently. Now that I'm over the trauma I feel I must share this distressing (yet somewhat amusing) image with the world.



06/10/01
Okay, this is Emma learning how to update the journal so that when G is too hungover I can do it - so I'll be writing the entire thing! Ha! Ha!

19/10/01
We're back. Puddledub.com has been experiencing some major server problems but my new found web wizard skills are more than a match for these trifling techno hitches and we're back on the job Bob. Stay tuned for the big adventure starting in 4 weeks.

20/10/01
Boris report!! Despite the vets best efforts and another £150, Boris seems intent on self destruction. The eye is healing up fine but the bucket that Boff had on his head, to stop him irritating the wound, irritated his neck, and due to his steroid induced very thin skin the aforementioned idiot cat ripped a big hole in himself. This has now been repaired but within two days he'd opened it again. Its last chance time for old Boff as the vet wont be able to fix him again. Vet getting as frustrated as us - Boris yet to realise the seriousness of his situation. Watch this space.


22/10/01
By this time in four weeks we will be on our flight to Australia. Much rushing around and panicking (?) is now taking place. Boris continues to get well - amazingly enough - so she may yet live to get injured another day.

07/11/01
I today received a letter of introduction from my club to the general manager of the Hong Kong Golf Club, respectfuly requesting that he allow me, without let or hindrance, to carve huge lumps out of his beloved turf in pursuit of the famed "GrumAndy Cup". Get the clubs sorted oot boy.

Also, the tickets have arrived and for anybody who's in the area I've put an approximate itinery link on the homepage. Get the bus booked Ek. Trish, Dave and Neil. Sorry about my earlier insensitivity. There's a photo on the pics page for you

16/10/01
Yeehaaaaa! The intrepid Puddledubers are on holiday.

Hopefully, by next week we'll have something more interesting to report on than the medical problems of Boris the Bastard (who miraculously is almost completely healed).

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