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Dead End:
sLARTY bARDFAST
Slarty bardfast, the grandaddy of grungeville. The first ever recorded man to get pissed at the dead end. heres a little more about him, including some ancient drunken stories
Slarty - 300bc-387bc
Name: Slarty Bardfast
Status: Deceased
Spouse: Acgh Acgh Urden Blech (below)
Favorite Carryout: Brontosaurus Cum + Coke
Favorite Moment: "When the swing was finally finished"
Worst Moment: "Being knocked over the dead end wall by a saber tooth tiger, i fell into the bann canyon and twisted my ankle"
Most imbarrassing drunken tale: "One solstice when everyone else was away worshiping i sneaked off and discovered a bottle of my favorite drink, brontosaurus Cum + Coke, it was quite embarrassing what happened next, i got quite drunk and wandered to the dead end, while there i caught a glimpse of what i thought was a nice tight little cave girls ass, i proceeded to try and mate with it and it turns out it wasn't a tight little cave girls ass at all, I'll let my picture do the talking"
