A quiz on the 60s TV comedy

 

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1.  What was the name of CONTROL agent 86?

2.  Who was best man at Max and 99's wedding?

3.  What weighed 982 pounds?

4.  Where was there a protective undercoating?

5.  Which two people visited their own graves?

6.  Who mooed at the President?

7.  What was the fatal word?

8.  What shouldn't be slammed?

9.  Where wasn't there an orange-juice stand?

10.  What was Siegfried's first name?

11.  Why was Max's left new shoe a little tight at the back?

12.  What should Max never do with his duck?

13.  Agent 13 did not like what kind of cheese?

14.  What was odd about the Green Book?

15.  The KAOS agents' cabin on Blue Mist Mountain was in need of what household appliance?

16.  What punk should buzz off?

17.  Which CONTROL agent repeated everything he heard?

18.  Why did the waiter cancel Max's bacon and eggs?

19.  What was Max unable to do while 99 was on the hair-dryer phone?

20.  What creature did Max see in a large reference book, and think he heard on an island used to rehearse a mission?

Answers 1-20


21.  What was unusual about the flower on Siegfried's suit?

22.  Whose insignia was a figure of a dragon enclosing a KAOS emblem?

23.  What composition did Max play on his debut?

24.  ‘Beauty’ was a brand-name of what?

25.  Fare thee well, and what else?

26.  What doesn't happen if you pay off a blackmailer?

27.  What was only about fifteen feet from the hotel?

28.  Against whom were Max and 99 armed with their raw courage, daring, resourcefulness and sharp wits?

29.  What peculiar sound was frequently heard on the Evening Star?

30.  What was Hymie's special blend?

31.  What took a licking?

32.  What inappropriate costume did Max wear to a party?

33.  On what phone did ‘p’ sounds blow the connection?

34.  What was formula 6076767 known as to scientists around the world?

35.  What did 99 drop on the floor that finally attracted the attention of the man at the next table?

36.  Max should have taken three of what for ten dollars?

37.  Max's shoe, wallet, eye-glasses, tie, handkerchief, belt and garter were all what?

38.  What should nobody wear with a plaid sports jacket?

39.  What had a special-purpose change pocket?

40.  Who wished she could do something with her hair?

Answers 21-40


41.  At whose party could be found a bunch of international, parasitic sycophants?

42.  What can't be climbed?

43.  The other occupants of the floor heard only the usual what?

44.  What did agent 44 want to wear that no one would see in a clock?

45.  Which CONTROL agent didn't like peaches?

46.  What were the female rabbits doing when they weren't chasing the male rabbits?

47.  What was missing from its usual spot on the mantelpiece?

48.  Who did not want a saucer of milk?

49.  In what cosmetically different form did Max ask to see a special pair of shoes and an ingeniously conceived car?

50.  Which state was Max from?

51.  What product did Max advertise in True Impossible Spy Stories Monthly?

52.  What did agent 52 leave unguarded?

53.  What will Hester van Hooten and Hogarth get rid of first thing in the morning?

54.  What habit did the Chief wish agent 44 would break?

55.  Gaucho was just a simple what?

56.  What did a silencer, an arrow and a “cosmetics” case have in common?

57.  Who was through cogitating and levitating, had given up infiltrating, and would start devastating and eliminating?

58.  Max needed a towel after escaping from what?

59.  Who had a unique way of shaking hands?

60.  What was cute and Japanese too?

Answers 41-60


61.  What did the outlaws Wheels and Legs terrorize?

62.  What's a B-and-B?

63.  Who still got letters from the tall one?

64.  How many wives did Prince Abu Ben Bubi have?

65.  The Chief and Larabee used corn starch as a substitute for what?

66.  Where was there a large ‘EMERGENCY EXIT’ sign?

67.  The commando kit consisted of a throwing knife, knockout drops, a revolver and what else?

68.  What could be eaten and was the approximate size and shape of a thermos of rocket fuel?

69.  Item 949 was publicly listed as what kind of product?

70.  A unique experience for Max and 99 would have been watching each other do what?

71.  What song did the computer trumpet twice play by mistake?

72.  What anti-personnel weapon made its victims scratch?

73.  The choice was between the elevator and the men's room to become what?

74.  In what business was Max's army buddy, Sid Krimm?

75.  What was next door to Mrs Green's house?

76.  If a CONTROL agent being followed touches his brim, rubs his left arm and hitches up his pants, he does not mean what?

77.  Mexico offered the United States as much what as it needed?

78.  Who no liked?

79.  Major Fritz Kessler was the beast of where?

80.  Max always admired a man with what?

Answers 61-80


81.  How many steps led to the door of 121 Linden Street?

82.  Max had a feeling nobody could finish whom off?

83.  Why shouldn't Hymie cry?

84.  The inspector has been stabbed in his cabin and must talk before what happens to him?

85.  Max had a dry-cleaner that would do what for nothing?

86.  What did Max always want to be?

87.  Whom did Max call ‘Fat Man’?

88.  Who developed the comb-phone?

89.  What was a PD detail?

90.  What doesn't even upset your stomach?

91.  In what business were Miss Primrose and Mr Pepperfeathers?

92.  What disturbance occurred in the audience during the third movement of Beethoven's seventh symphony?

93.  It was dangerous to sneak up behind which CONTROL agent?

94.  What was wrong with two of Max's fingers?

95.  How were a light bulb, a fly and an ice cube alike?

96.  Which CONTROL agent could play the violin and the harp?

97.  What was Max's nervous habit, not Rhonda's?

98.  What was very careless of Dr Braam?

99.  Ninety-nine's first name was not either of which two names?

100.  Who was a delightful child?

Answers 81-100


101.  What was the only thing missing from the gathering of CONTROL chiefs?

102.  During their first assignment together, what did Max discover about 99 that surprised him?

103.  The letters ‘PI’ did not mean what?

104.  What is the antidote for pro-anti sodium calcium chloride?

105.  What did the irritable Mrs Macklin need?

106.  What part of Japan was the gardener Yakimoto from?

107.  A turtleneck sweater and a toy duck were among the items that reminded Max of whom?

108.  What was the Maestro's code name?

109.  Siegfried ordered what kind of sweetened, yeast pastry that Max liked?

110.  What was Max was ordered to do, but without taking any unnecessary risks?

111.  Arrange the following names into the correct couples: Caruso, Amanda, Sid, Lester, Octavia, Hathaway, Tina, Kinsey, Van Cleef, Hymie, Hazel and Zelda.

112.  A sharp blow precisely twelve inches above the center of the lock opened what automatically?

113.  What did a number of dying or injured men complain about?

114.  The scepter was found at the cost of which two household items?

115.  The workman on the street, who couldn't be expected to remember everything, didn't know how what got on his back?

116.  Hungary, Yugoslavia and Romania each has a border with which country?

117.  What was Mrs Dawson rarely up without?

118.  In which movie did Raoul Hernandez not play the lead character?

119.  Who took a two-hour walk to his office each morning?

120.  What household appliance would be worse to fall in love with than a robot?

Answers 101-120


121.  What did Max leave to 99 that were worth twelve cents?

122.  Six of the greatest scientists in the whole world did not run around the room playing what?

123.  The headquarters of which organization were directly across the street from Symphony Hall?

124.  What killed the tarantula?

125.  Who watered his office carpet?

126.  What was Max unable to do after eating a dry cracker?

127.  What did Dr Bascomb keep breaking?

128.  Section 387B of the penal code concerned sitting in a chauffeur's uniform next to what?

129.  Who decided not to be Mister Nice Guy any more?

130.  A banging and scraping and twisting of metal was heard when passing what?

131.  What did Ehrlich have that the Chief didn't?

132.  From whom did Max copy his technique and style?

133.  What was the name of the paint that aged people prematurely?

134.  What cute part of Max's anatomy had 99 seen before?

135.  The doors on what were an unnecessary accessory to Amanda Krispin?

136.  Who did not like plan 26E?

137.  What painful accident happened to Sid Krimm, Chain, Professor Whitaker and many times to Max?

138.  What did Admiral Hargrade eat to stay in shape?

139.  The hotel's bridal suite was nearer to what than its royal suite?

140.  The Chief and Max broke out of the steam bath with the Professor Peter Peckinpah all-purpose anti-personnel Peckinpah pocket what?

Answers 121-140


141.  Why would it be a mistake to turn the gold-tipped screw?

142.  A raw peach will protect you from what?

143.  What weapon was on display in the west wing of the White House?

144.  In which state is Stubensville?

145.  Which agent joined CONTROL when less than one year old?

146.  Who made the rule that a female suspect cannot be interrogated without another agent present?

147.  What was the pimento when it wasn't a receiver?

148.  Two times seven is?

149.  Who called Max a ding-a-ling?

150.  For dessert, Max ordered three serves of what item that has a French name?

151.  In which state was KAOS incorporated?

152.  Why did Brute have to get Wheels's measurements?

153.  What dish is Italian when tomato sauce is added?

154.  Under what circumstance should you form your wagons in a circle?

155.  Who caught up with the Joneses?

156.  On what was the number ‘868686’?

157.  “The geese fly high.”

158.  Who was fortunate to be spared a whack on the head for insisting on two coats of wax?

159.  In which two places did Max find one or more cuff-links that he'd lost?

160.  Where did Fred Fargo fly to on Friday?

Answers 141-160


161.  The builder of what had a lot to learn about togetherness?

162.  What did Siegfried and the Chameleon each send to CONTROL?

163.  Another submarine called for four more what?

164.  What was the color of Max's address book?

165.  What did the Chief, the X-eleven, the antidote to a poison and the key to CONTROL's new secret code have in common?

166.  Max was in the same graduating class as which agent at spy school?

167.  What was jet black?

168.  Where did Emil Farkas leave the key when he went out?

169.  Who knew only two card games?

170.  Max had to wear a pair of tennis sneakers instead of his lucky what?

171.  Dr Mangle gave Max what kind of pills that you can also get without a prescription?

172.  Why did Brute give another hundred bucks to Zombie?

173.  What was the one thing Hymie wasn't able to do?

174.  What was the profession of Ivana (so pretty and just nineteen years)?

175.  As bronze statues, Max and 99 would have given pleasure to thousands of what?

176.  Complete ‘c- of silence’, the five-syllable name of a troublesome and ineffective security compartment in the Chief's office.

177.  What job did Max and the Chief lose in identical circumstances?

178.  What wasn't a mountain?

179.  “Red Rover, Red Rover.”

180.  What did the Chief drop four times?

Answers 161-180


181.  Don't hiccup around whom?

182.  Who had Max's sugar?

183.  Where would you have found a heart-shaped birthmark?

184.  In what way did CONTROL's telephone-booth entrance malfunction?

185.  Max had to abandon his cover as a dancer and flee after he was ordered to perform a what?

186.  What was 99's occupation before she became an agent at CONTROL?

187.  Which two words produce a movie title when followed by Darkness, Morning or Car?

188.  What woman killed twelve CONTROL agents?

189.  KAOS's gross profit of 980 million dollars was how much after taxes?

190.  What finally persuaded Siegfried's men not to mutiny?

191.  What was the most common surname among KAOS agents?

192.  What did the Chief throw at Larabee for his birthday?

193.  Federal Prison tried to give the prisoners a little warmth and understanding along with what?

194.  Who couldn't perform without her bubble?

195.  Who contributed twelve dollars to the ‘Help Our Chief’ fund?

196.  Operation ‘Big K’ was foiled because of a fake what?

197.  What usually helped the Chief when his ulcer troubled him?

198.  KAOS knew what all CONTROL agents looked like because what backfired?

199.  What did the package placed at Max's door with the compliments of Cousin Cora's Candy Kitchens turn out to be?

200.  A Mr Buck Henry was asked to collect what from the airport baggage counter?

Answers 181-200


201.  What kind of thing was Destructo?

202.  Who didn't come second in the Miss America contest?

203.  What kind of pie was difficult to serve?

204.  Which country had to be evacuated?

205.  Albert Pfister, a Swiss guest at a hotel and Max each owned a what?

206.  What else is a warped barrel?

207.  Which KAOS agent impersonated the Chief, Larabee, Admiral Hargrade and 99?

208.  What will a man think he is if you give him an inch?

209.  What kind of food was in abundance at pier 47?

210.  The Chief thought that CONTROL would probably have to abandon its secret meeting place of four years after what happened?

211.  Which two weapons were designed to be fired by a musical trigger?

212.  What was luke-warm?

213.  No use keeping whom waiting?

214.  Of which nationality was Hector Baccardo?

215.  Who was certainly repelling?

216.  Who invented the cone of silence?

217.  Why was it unnecessary for the bank to validate Max's parking ticket?

218.  What explosive made no sound?

219.  The Chief wanted a picture of whom that would fit in his wallet?

220.  Who was too statuesque?

Answers 201-220


221.  Max would have liked to be the one to pin the medal on whom?

222.  Which ruthless killer was also a gentleman?

223.  What was Sam Vittorio's secret?

224.  From where did it take six days to travel to New Jersey?

225.  How many fingers did the great pool champion have?

226.  Which acclaimed conductor was not licensed to kill?

227.  What cost $6.80 a yard?

228.  The quality of what is not strain'd?

229.  No desk clerk in his right mind would check a what into a hotel?

230.  The bird on its way to KAOS headquarters had what label?

231.  Which of the Exterminator's three attempts to kill the KAOS defector went unnoticed?

232.  To whom was “Battling Biff Bannister” married?

233.  Who depended heavily on the element of surprise?

234.  What fell fifty fathoms?

235.  Whose given name was ‘Wolf’?

236.  In which city was it a memorable night on April 3rd, 1963?

237.  On separate occasions, Max and the Chief described each other as what kind of kid?

238.  What did Max accidentally do to Herbert Gaffer, Professor Carlson and Leadside?

239.  Where would you have found Shirley, Sid, Trudy and Rex?

240.  What burped and died?

Answers 221-240


241.  What gather no moss?

242.  A swan must look like a swan, not a what?

243.  What was the only item in the newly-wed kit that wasn't in the commando kit?

244.  Who was off-key?

245.  What noise would bring help running if you used the wrong key?

246.  Agent X's plane was delayed by mechanical problems with what?

247.  Max paid five hundred dollars for a package of what?

248.  Franco was in jail for murdering his what?

249.  Max knew his guns but didn't know his what?

250.  What did Dr Zharko offer to make for Max?

251.  According to its density and the wind velocity, what object would have landed at about 14th Street and Avenue N?

252.  What did Max have to watch out for while he was invisible?

253.  For what occasion was Holland: Land Of Dykes And Tulips among the selection of movies?

254.  Agent 13 succeeded agent 44, who succeeded which agent?

255.  What kind of pill was not half-bad?

256.  On whose birthday did KAOS agents get their Christmas bonus?

257.  Don't order what at the bar on the waterfront?

258.  Which CONTROL professor's name is also a plant part?

259.  Who was the brave and beautiful girl?

260.  What can be pulled in the same way as a leg?

Answers 241-260


261.  Of which nationality wasn't Charles Lindbergh?

262.  What did Miss Evans's last customer need after his manicure?

263.  Which KAOS killer enjoyed his work?

264.  Adrian Listenger succeeded in becoming a really great what?

265.  In which dialect are there only six jokes?

266.  What came in harmless, break-away bottles?

267.  What do ‘minuscule’, ‘diminutive’ and ‘microcosmic’ all mean?

268.  Where did Max and the Chief eventually find the scepter?

269.  What did Grellman and Washington have in common?

270.  Don't touch his what?

271.  The members of what profession don't hear well?

272.  What did a scar on one man and the loss of a leg from another have in common?

273.  Where does fockleberry juice come from?

274.  “The migrating birds fly low over the sea.”

275.  Who did not mind dying if My Mother The Car came back on television?

276.  What was Professor Carlson's wrench used for?

277.  What did the ‘K’ stand for in operation ‘Big K’?

278.  What was the name of the third spy network?

279.  What was a little high and outside?

280.  What book was red, white and blue?

Answers 261-280


281.  Who lived near Twin Falls?

282.  Where did Larabee keep his lunch?

283.  With whom did Max have dinner on his first wedding anniversary?

284.  How is protocol like a respite?

285.  What did Gino Columbus want to do to the White House?

286.  How many people made a clip-clop sound?

287.  While playing what game did Max receive a large purple bruise on his right ankle?

288.  What irritating musical instrument was silenced by a mop?

289.  Which craftsman of the seventeenth century was not KAOS's new Mr Big?

290.  The advertised product that really worked was a kind of what?

291.  Who was an ugly customer if Max ever saw one?

292.  Where was the safest place to talk?

293.  What hardened in twenty minutes?

294.  What was 99's father's occupation?

295.  What did Simpson, Schlermer, Karvelas and Prewitt have in common?

296.  What did Max buy with a seven-hundred-dollar silver dollar?

297.  What painting did Gino Columbus's men decide to take from the museum?

298.  Who was always distant and aloof?

299.  The chapter ‘How To Wear Down Your Opponent’ appeared in a book about what?

300.  What device needed part 127?

Answers 281-300


301.  What does Mary Lou think of fresh boys?

302.  What kind of factory could be smelled on the way to the airport?

303.  By what method can you drive your leg up through your head?

304.  What is the silent letter in Max's name?

305.  A code 16 was an invasion from where?

306.  What disease can be cured with the aid of an organ lid?

307.  What were you assured of winning on at Victor Royal's casino?

308.  What old thing had a chip off it?

309.  What did lonely little men write?

310.  Where did Siegfried's sister work?

311.  What was Larabee's favorite TV show?

312.  Ninety-nine did happen to have what on her that Max needed to open a crate?

313.  Where was the rest room that needed a new roll of towels?

314.  Whose shoe size was 9C?

315.  How were a mirror and a KAOS agent's spectacles broken?

316.  Who was kidnapped on his birthday?

317.  What numbered 192 to be exact?

318.  In which play did Siegfried star?

319.  Whose name wasn't ‘E Pluribus Unum’?

320.  Where would you find tiny little feet?

Answers 301-320


321.  What do diamonds glitter like?

322.  In which years was KAOS formed?

323.  What was Wednesday night for agent 8½?

324.  Who agreed that Max was so brave, so dedicated, so wonderful?

325.  Popovich's final formula will work on all what of every kind?

326.  What should Herbert do if he wants to help?

327.  What was odd about the two poker hands dealt by Victor Royal?

328.  What was blocking the keyhole in Max's closet?

329.  ‘Jasmine’ was a code word and what else?

330.  To keep them in one piece, what were best kept away from Basil of Caronia and Otto Hurrah?

331.  In what place was juggling a dangerous career to pursue?

332.  Who advised the Chief to try to stay cool?

333.  What was similar about each of Max and 99's escapes from the deadly devices of Dr Braam, Bronzefinger and Dr Yes?

334.  What did Colonel Kirby keep in his attic?

335.  What don't spies do any more when they walk?

336.  The mini-TH was designed to combat what weapon?

337.  Life is a what?

338.  In what language did dying spies write their final messages?

339.  What did the record play for three minutes?

340.  Who will say goodbye?

Answers 321-340


341.  What killer's name wasn't ‘Sam’?

342.  Who hates to hop?

343.  What huffed and puffed?

344.  What did ‘E’ stand for in Max's dial-a-fact?

345.  What was the third button on the dog-collar's TV camera for?

346.  Throwing the captain's hat overboard was not going to get Max and the Chief a what?

347.  The infamous Herr Bunny was helpless without what?

348.  Why is a dime better than a screwdriver?

349.  The author of The Tiger That Couldn't, The Elephant That Wouldn't and The Pussy That Would Like To also wrote what twelve-page book that Max was up all night reading?

350.  From where did Mrs Dawson take a bus?

351.  Who didn't pick up his feet when he walked?

352.  The air force chief suggested round-the-clock saturation bombing of where?

353.  To whom is attributed the saying, “Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me”?

354.  What was unusual about the cuckoo clock in Ye Oulde Pfix-It Shoppe?

355.  How many shots did the KAOS agent fire from his XK1-30741-12-802 Luger?

356.  How did Max lose six million francs?

357.  What did Scotland Yard use Beatles lyrics for?

358.  Where did Max eventually find a pencil?

359.  Which are not the swingin' places?

360.  A repeat of St. Louis, 1962 was used to win what?

Answers 341-360


361.  The hotline to which city was off the hook?

362.  What was red, green or white and used by KAOS to contact its agents?

363.  What trick was expensive?

364.  What was the Chief's code name?

365.  “The tiger rules the restless jungle.”

366.  What innocent mistake did Nicola Darby and Consuela Merendez each claim to have made?

367.  Who was Melissa Westbrook's chauffeur?

368.  A remark about what TV show was the downfall of an enemy infiltrator at CONTROL?

369.  Whose little black book was in its twenty-fourth edition?

370.  Who never smiled?

371.  Who had a vague memory of a pair of cold hands?

372.  What piece of useless equipment did Max take to San Saludos?

373.  What did KAOS use to jam the radio frequency?

374.  Who said “sir” to no man?

375.  What was inside the National Archives building?

376.  What was in the water pitcher on the Chief's desk?

377.  What was Max's army rank in Korea?

378.  Max had to settle for an aluminum what?

379.  What kind of tie shouldn't be worn with a gray suit?

380.  They really threw the book at Sam Vittorio by deporting him where?

Answers 361-380


381.  What were dropped three times?

382.  What was the other way of getting the security briefcase off your wrist?

383.  Along with a wallet, a handkerchief and a comb, what belonged to Max that was not in the murder victim's possession?

384.  What were the four meanings of ‘TBO’?

385.  Where was there a nosy character?

386.  What did Schleppenheimer invent?

387.  What was Max's horoscope sign?

388.  An admiral, a hunter, a detective and a famous American scientist all had what in common?

389.  By what other name was British Intelligence's agent Cyril known?

390.  The Farkases were not after what assortment of items in Max and 99's apartment?

391.  Whose room was about ten by fifteen?

392.  What did British CONTROL use instead of a cone?

393.  Two men highly skilled in the same criminal profession each decided to give it up and become a what?

394.  What might you find at a hotel that is hazardous to a man on a stretcher?

395.  What will take place at 35 degrees latitude, 68 degrees longitude, or possibly at 36 degrees latitude, 67 degrees longitude?

396.  Whose office had no fire escape?

397.  Why did Hymie shoot the light bulb?

398.  In which state was Camp Gitchie Goomee Noonee Wa-Wa?

399.  What quotation was Max a little tired of?

400.  The product packaged as item 949 was really a what?

Answers 381-400


401.  What did Max lose that he might find at the Brooklyn Navy Yards?

402.  The tune of Dr Drago's sonata of death was not from which song?

403.  What was Max's rank in the United States Naval Reserve?

404.  What all looked alike to 99?

405.  Why wouldn't Larabee confiscate the plant?

406.  What did the assistant guru dream he was?

407.  What was Siegfried's occasional nickname for 99?

408.  By what name was Tyler J. Tattledove commonly known?

409.  In what kind of broom closet did 99 not want her son born?

410.  On which road did Max and 99's car break down?

411. 

412.  What did the woman at the bus-stop take from the trash basket?

413.  Which KAOS agent was especially proficient with the bull-whip?

414.  Who cheated at billiards?

415.  What thing was a size nine?

416.  Where was there an enormous outboard motor?

417.  In which country did the universities not give ‘A’s?

418.  What drink at the embassy party contained no poison?

419.  Why did the woman want Max's donut?

420.  Of Max's shirts, socks, pajama bottoms and classified information, which did he keep in a locked drawer?

Answers 401-420


421.  Why didn't Larabee and his wife want to live at the beach?

422.  Of the photographs Max had to choose from, which one did he tear up?

423.  CONTROL agents were trained to be very loyal and very what?

424.  Who had evil, penetrating eyes, a cold, ruthless mouth, a defiant chin and a strong, unyielding body?

425.  What was that guy doing up there in Manitoba?

426.  There's no who?

427.  Which insurance company covered everything?

428.  What could Max have used more than a flashlight?

429.  What did the new CONTROL escape device produce instead of a smoke screen?

430.  How did 99's double get a black eye?

431.  What peculiar change occurred in double agents Kirsch and Kendall?

432.  Which TV show did Alexey Sebastian do for two weeks before they found out?

433.  Where was there a sequence of six items that included two that were flat and one that was sharp?

434.  What did Max hide in the cement?

435.  What will Captain Groman do to Max besides having him flogged and keelhauled?

436.  What was Dr Ratton's father's name?

437.  In a hotel room in which city was it a lovely evening?

438.  Where did nobody live for long?

439.  Henry Ratchek became the prime suspect when his colleague was found jumping what?

440.  Who was Ronald Reagan dancing with?

Answers 421-440


441.  What are half-brothers always called?

442.  In which KAOS agent's hands did a weapon stolen from CONTROL only play Sacred Cows music when he fired it?

443.  You'd be surprised how many lives were lost over what?

444.  Her royal highness, daughter of the King of Esterhargen, Duchess of Baravia, lady-in-waiting to the dowager Queen of Liechtenstein, heiress apparent to the Barony of Lowengrau, grand-niece to the Duke of Braustach, first cousin to the Count of Montevideo, third cousin once removed to the Bürgermeister of Cameronbrau, the betrothed of King Charles of Caronia, was Princess who?

445.  What will happen to trespassers at the Dartford Springs Water Company?

446.  What two things did Max get his tie caught in?

447.  Which two nations were neutralist?

448.  What eight-year-old will the professor have to play with?

449.  Max didn't rip the cloth, but he did do what?

450.  How was a new sweater like a red carnation?

451.  What were in Max's ‘Agent Of The Year’ silver cup?

452.  What did Max's chest have in common with Frogsy Debs's shirt?

453.  What did Max win instead of a lace pillow that says ‘Mother’?

454.  Who did Henry Ratchek report to?

455.  “Ace” Weems had a choice between ‘Ace’ and what other name to call himself?

456.  What didn't work with sixteen agents?

457.  Whose father hates to see children subjugated?

458.  Who had a very distinctive thumb?

459.  For what was it necessary to dispense with the holding of hands?

460.  What thing was certainly noisy?

Answers 441-460


461.  The Chief instructed Max to kill 99 if she tried to stop him doing what?

462.  Who lived in a spaceship?

463.  Whose picture was on the thousand-dollar bill?

464.  While doing what was the Chief concerned that he wasn't a young man?

465.  The little bow-ties and little white shirts are removed from what before cooking?

466.  What was 99 wearing that was shattered by a high note?

467.  Who else was gorgeous and deadly?

468.  Every married man in the country will want a car with a what?

469.  Who had a filthy job?

470.  For what affliction of the head was the remedy a couple of aspirins and a good night's rest?

471.  What drink did Max always have before dinner?

472.  Who were the pick of the scum of Europe?

473.  What happened to Dr Krautmeyer while he was sleeping?

474.  What was caught as well as it was thrown?

475.  What were the two sources of unintended white imprints on Max's dark suit?

476.  Max mistook the bill for what as a phone number?

477.  What did Max mistake for another salted button?

478.  Who didn't used to kill and Hello Dolly?

479.  “Apples.”

480.  What will Max do by himself, using nothing but his wits?

Answers 461-480


481.  What did the rhino and the whale have in common?

482.  Who was a pig, a dog, a rotten filthy swine and a lowlife?

483.  What was hidden in the fountain?

484.  What hit the fan?

485.  What drink did Alexey Sebastian like?

486.  Max was alarmed that the helicopter had no what?

487.  Who won five dollars from Max in a bet?

488.  What did Ironhand always like to have on his desk?

489.  What could be found only in Formosa?

490.  The negro customer ordered a poster of George Wallace along with what?

491.  With one exception, it wasn't too late for any of whom?

492.  Which state was missing from the map of the United States?

493.  If anyone wants him, where will the Chief be while he's down at the lab?

494.  A Russian sailor came to the Chief's apartment to replace a burnt-out bulb where?

495.  What were boiled in goat's milk?

496.  Why did Larabee have his hands behind his back?

497.  With what kind of radio can you send a secret message while entertaining an audience?

498.  What did agent 498 call a silencer?

499.  Not the what?

500.  What machine couldn't Max hear because it wasn't running?

Answers 481-500


501.  Who hates tortillas?

502.  What did Max, in Caronia, and Jamal, in the Sahara Desert, not have before that they do now?

503.  Max wanted the doctor to wipe everything from his memory, especially what?

504.  Hugo, Rex, Igor and Hassein were all afflicted by what condition?

505.  A bazooka butt will blow a hole of what size in the back of your head if you take a second puff?

506.  What was the other fur coat for?

507.  What happened to CONTROL's bus driver?

508.  What did Dr Noodelman hate?

509.  Hugo was pursuing a career as what?

510.  What kind of table will 99's mother order?

511.  How did Max's double get the large purple bruise on his right ankle?

512.  What was the name of the street in which CONTROL's top-secret headquarters were located?

513.  Never look a gift horse in the what?

514.  What would be an even trade for a 1956 Edsel?

515.  In which city was a snow storm most unlikely?

516.  Did Max ever steer the Chief wrong?

517.  Littleton, New Hampshire is no place near where?

518.  What was Max willing to spend $80 on?

519.  Which CONTROL agent had the cover name ‘Morris’ on one assignment?

520.  KAOS does not make what kind of deals?

Answers 501-520


521.  Where was there a red ‘W’?

522.  By wearing what kind of coat can you float across a floor?

523.  Who had a weapon called ‘The Spoiler’?

524.  What is the world's deadliest poison?

525.  What would you hear if you played the record's flip side by mistake?

526.  What might Sebastian break if rigor mortis sets in?

527.  Who was positive and who was negative?

528.  Who guessed right and won the pool?

529.  Vampires go right for what?

530.  Who needed a little push?

531.  What aren't you supposed to step on?

532.  Siegfried's subordinates were fools, incompetents, bunglers, Dummkopfs and what else?

533.  What was Max shown sitting on in his photo in the CONTROL file?

534.  Who wore seductive, subtle, feminine, mysterious cologne?

535.  Which CONTROL award did Siegfried win?

536.  Whose secretary had to call Helen back later?

537.  What did ‘CAD’ stand for?

538.  What were kept in the statue Zeus?

539.  What was everyone's favorite country in Africa?

540.  What did the parrot from Kilmen's pet shop like to repeat?

Answers 521-540


541.  Which KAOS agent thought about things?

542.  What machine wasn't moved to Argentina?

543.  What would Leadside never do again?

544.  In which country was the S.S.S.S.S.S. based?

545.  What wouldn't Siegfried's mother get for him?

546.  CONTROL's fearsome Grill Team was summoned to extract vital information from whom?

547.  Other than KAOS, what organization of shrewd, determined men had been trying to get control of the United States for a number of years?

548.  How did Siegfried make his living?

549.  What did Max and 99 sing to Fang?

550.  What dead man didn't lock a door?

551.  If the Chief had children, he'd like them to be like Max and whom?

552.  Who didn't like shouting?

553.  What kind of flowers did Hymie like?

554.  What former dance team was very unusual?

555.  Otto Hurrah could provide money, blood and what else?

556.  A retired spy, 99, a seed salesman and 99's mother were each at least once described or addressed as what kind of animal?

557.  Who contributed five hundred dollars to the ‘Help Our Chief’ fund?

558.  General Christian, Colonel Quinton and Admiral Crichton were also known by what term?

559.  Who would have jumped off the bridge if the Chief had asked him to?

560.  What was the Chief's wedding present to Max and 99?

Answers 541-560