1. ‘Maxwell Smart’ (stop now if you didn't get this).
2. Admiral Hargrade [95].
3. Hymie [46].
4. On Tracy Dunhill's lips [45].
5. Max [34] and Ann Ferris [64].
6. Sid Krimm [76].
7. ‘Checkmate’ [22].
8. The dartboard [21].
9. In the Sahara desert [56].
10. ‘Ludwig’ [111].
11. He forgot to remove the shoe horn [12].
12. Leave it loaded [23].
13. Limburger [34].
14. It had a blue cover [33].
15. A telephone [24].
16. The boy selling newspapers (Dr T) [73].
17. Agent B17 [23].
18. He thought Max was dead [34].
19. Set up a deck chair [28].
20. A yellow-bellied sapsucker [21][39].
21. It was black [47][48].
22. Dr Yes's [69].
23. Chopsticks [26].
24. Bananas [122].
25. Get ye lost [71].
26. He gives you a receipt [124].
27. An active volcano [38].
28. Hans Hunter [41].
29. A clip-clop sound [27].
30. Kerosene and oil [46].
31. A watch [99].
32. A chicken suit [8].
33. The Bunsen burner [60].
34. ‘DRY-UP’ [58].
35. A table cloth [128].
36. Secret messages [13].
37. Telephones [9].
38. A striped necktie [63].
39. The laser blazer [96].
40. Lady Fanny [101].
41. Tracy Dunhill's [45].
42. A haystack [88].
43. Running and shooting and screaming [25].
44. His tuxedo [19].
45. Ninety-nine [10].
46. Shrinking from them [67].
47. The porcelain cat [25].
48. A “pussycat” (Pamela Courtney from the Pussycat Club) [57].
49. In a tan [2][10].
50. Minnesota [5].
51. The Handy Dandy pocket decoder [49].
52. His queen [14].
53. The welcome mat [129].
54. Crying [28].
55. Killer [66].
56. Each was the second-biggest item of its kind that Max ever saw - the silencer on the Maestro's cannon [77]; Red Cloud's enormous arrow [6]; the Avalon cosmetics case (actually Leadside's wheelchair case) [109]; (also the "second-largest" aspirin [124]).
57. The Groovy Guru [75].
58. A flooding phone booth [20].
59. Doll Baby [71].
60. A camera in a pram [105].
61. Taco stands [71].
62. Bourbon-and-bourbon [16].
63. Joe Froebus (agent 63) [47].
64. Thirty-three [51].
65. Baby powder (for the twins) [132].
66. In the tunnel of love [80].
67. Brass knuckles [14].
68. A salami [132].
69. An electric toaster [102].
70. Die [110].
71. I'll Be Seeing You [87].
72. An electronic mosquito [69].
73. CONTROL's temporary headquarters [117].
74. Wedding gowns [77].
75. The spy school [3].
76. That he wants you to steal second base [18].
77. Water [59].
78. Hondo [40].
79. Buenos Aires [111].
80. Ambition [19].
81. Seven [4].
82. The cowboy with a knife in his back [8].
83. He would rust his eyeball [19].
84. He succumbs (not ‘dies’ or other synonym) [27].
85. Rip up a suit [16].
86. A radio announcer [53].
87. Mr Peter [65].
88. The Chief [93].
89. A Paint Detail detail [98].
90. A poison [72].
91. Greeting cards [62].
92. Max's shoe-phone rang [1].
93. Ninenty-nine [97][102].
94. They are bleeding [35].
95. They were all listening devices (briefly) [16].
96. Ninety-nine [26].
97. Slapping his left shoulder [15].
98. Losing his secretary [20].
99. ‘Ernestine’ [60] and ‘Susan’ [79].
100. The Chief [7].
101. A wigwam [55].
102. That she was a girl [1].
103. The Philippine Islands [18].
104. Anti-pro-anti sodium calcium chloride [124].
105. A fella [62].
106. The Orient [135].
107. Fang [23].
108. ‘Nancy’ [76].
109. A prune Danish [67] (liked by Max in [73][84]).
110. Searching the (occupied) lions' cage [40].
111. Octavia & Hymie [46]; Hathaway & Van Cleef [70]; Sid & Zelda [76]; Amanda & Kinsey [86]; Caruso & Tina [93]; Hazel & Lester [105].
112. The dor to Max's apartment [32].
113. That Max's knee was on their chests - Ben Gazzman [38]; British agent Forsythe [56]; an aide to the Baluvian prime minister [71]; Tahday [85].
114. An umbrella and a broom [106].
115. A KAOS emblem [47].
116. Caronia [74].
117. Her ankle [8].
118. The Return Of The Cisco Kid [25].
119. Admiral Hargrade [59].
120. A washing machine [31].
121. Deposit bottles [37].
122. Hopscotch [7].
123. CONTROL [1].
124. Horseradish [107].
125. Algernon DeGrasse [135].
126. Whistle [27].
127. The yolks [62].
128. A rubber dummy [17].
129. Hans Hunter [41].
130. A parking lot [121].
131. A hat [5].
132. Herbert Gaffer (retired agent 4) [21].
133. ‘Dorian Gray’ [123].
134. His Adam's apple [62].
135. Cars [86].
136. White Cloud's betrothed (Running Creek) [6].
137. They walked into Max's invisible wall - Max (twice) [5]; Max, Chain and Professor Whitaker [54]; Max [67]; Max and Sid [76].
138. Prunes [94].
139. The bathroom [78].
140. Pistol [134].
141. Because it's the trigger for the bomb [24].
142. Immobilo [10].
143. Red Cloud's enormous arrow [6].
144. Ohio [18].
145. Hymie [31].
146. The Chief's wife [11].
147. A pimento [67].
148. Fourteen, stupid [37].
149. Sid Krimm [76].
150. Maître d'hôtel [84].
151. Delaware [59].
152. For a pine box [71].
153. Apple pie [136].
154. When Indians attack [6].
155. The Exterminator [131].
156. Max's prison uniform [44].
157. “The frost is on the grass” [16].
158. Max's Aunt Bertha [12].
159. In his shoe [26] and on the wing of a plane [88].
160. Frankfurt [104].
161. The tunnel of love [80].
162. A collect telegram [39][94].
163. Destroyers [39].
164. Red [76].
165. They all turned out to be phoney (in CONTROL/KAOS trades) [33][72].
166. Fang [34].
167. Max's future [8].
168. On top of the mat [97].
169. The one-handed man (solitaire and one-handed gin) [78].
170. Moccasins [35].
171. Amnesia [53].
172. To put in the juke box [71].
173. Set up a lawn chair [19].
174. Ballerina [45].
175. Pigeons [42].
176. ‘Closet’ [65].
177. Secretary of the Army (in their dreams) [20].
178. A mole [95].
179. “Let Barney Kaufman come over” [37].
180. A mummy (Max) [49].
181. Siegfried [67].
182. Phoebe [31].
183. On Grillak's right knee [3].
184. The booth went up instead of Max going down [60].
185. Leap [10][61].
186. High-fashion model [29].
187. Edge Of [58][60].
188. Ann Cameron [116].
189. 980 million dollars [54].
190. The annual KAOS dance [39].
191. ‘Dietrich’ or ‘Dietrick’ - senate sub-committee counselor [48]; agent in Mira Loma [103]; defector [131].
192. A Japanese dagger [134].
193. A constant beating [35].
194. Dr Simon [104].
195. The President [9].
196. Flower [55].
197. Buttermilk [11].
198. The CONTROL bubblegum cards [93].
199. A bomb in a bon-bon box [131].
200. A poodle [65].
201. A toy [4].
202. Miss Cleveland (the stewardess) [89].
203. Cherry [78].
204. Liechtenstein [13].
205. Cuckoo clock [82][38][54].
206. A fool's frustration [80].
207. The Chameleon [94].
208. A ruler [84].
209. Sauerkraut [97].
210. Astronauts landed there [113].
211. Dr Drago's twin-channel flute (by a high C note) [14] and the Maestro's cannon (by the 1812 Overture) [77].
212. Max's coffee [65].
213. McClutsky [34].
214. Polish [28].
215. Siegfried [99].
216. Professor Cone [93].
217. Because it repossessed his car [78].
218. Nitrowhisperine [82].
219. Simon the Likeable [120].
220. Ninety-nine [16].
221. Charlie Watkins [52].
222. Hans Hunter [41].
223. “Crime doesn't pay” [90].
224. The Moon [113].
225. Three [18].
226. Leonard Bernstein [26].
227. Strangling wire [13].
228. Mercy (William Shakespeare, The Merchant Of Venice) [56].
229. Werewolf [128].
230. ‘Pentagon’ [82].
231. The arrow he fired [131].
232. Larabee [121].
233. Red Cloud (and his braves) [6].
234. The fuchsia fox [73].
235. Captain Groman's [27].
236. Cairo [47].
237. A “darn fool” one [88][104].
238. He squirted ink on them [21][39][109].
239. At CONTROL (the intercom, coffee machine, noiseless typewriter and elevator) [68].
240. The crop-destroying bacteria [88].
241. “Bird in hand” [25].
242. Vulture [30].
243. Toothpaste [14].
244. Ninety-nine [36].
245. Your screams [13].
246. The movie projector [37].
247. Gum [18].
248. Dentist [44].
249. Arithmetic [32].
250. A brother [108].
251. The Chief's hat [5].
252. The lamps [100].
253. Max's bachelor party [92].
254. Agent 34 [1][4].
255. Absorbo [16].
256. Mussolini's [54].
257. The tomato soup [27].
258. Professor Stamen [81].
259. Verna Lenya Tsganyakov [30].
260. A lariat [67].
261. Chinese [2].
262. A transfusion [35].
263. Melnik (the smiling killer) [43].
264. Murderer [130].
265. A rare East Himalayan one [3].
266. Old Soldier [16].
267. ‘Teensy weensy’ [45].
268. In the umbrella stand [106].
269. Their birthday [32].
270. Hands [26].
271. Sound effects [126].
272. Each was done by a small blue convertible - Hans Hunter's scar [41]; Captain Groman's missing leg [28].
273. The bark of the fockleberry tree [72].
274. “Shadeless windows admit no light” [11].
275. Sam Vittorio [90].
276. Tightening bolts [52].
277. ‘Knockout’ [55].
278. ‘ACB’ (Atrocities, Cruelties and Brutalities) [85].
279. A hot rivet [52].
280. Who's Who At CONTROL [137].
281. Ninety-nine's mother [88].
282. In the Chief's wall-safe [137].
283. Ann Cameron [116].
284. Neither is anything like an aspirin [74][36].
285. Paint it [136].
286. Four - Inspector Sehokian (cane and shoe) [27]; Consuela Juanita Dorothea Marquita Merendez (castanets) [27][28]; Hector Baccardo (ring and shoe) [27][28]; Captain Groman (wooden leg and shoe) [27][28].
287. Bridge [63].
288. A bugle [71].
289. Stradivarius [26].
290. Deodorant [59].
291. Alexey Sebastian (disguised as the Chief) [11].
292. In a jet at 30,000 feet [87].
293. The plastic spray [29].
294. He was a spy [88].
295. Max asked them to be his best man (as well as Aldrich, Snyder, Novak, Holloway and Finch) [92].
296. A magazine [52].
297. Van Gogh's Sunflowers (more accurately, Still Life: Vase With Fourteen Sunflowers, one of many Van Gogh paintings of sunflowers and one of at least three with the same name) [136].
298. King Charles of Caronia [74].
299. Chess (How To Play Chess In 6 Easy Lessons) [22].
300. An atomic bomb [24].
301. She hates them [115].
302. Perfume [66].
303. Activate only one strato-shoe [13].
304. The last ‘l’ in ‘Maxwell’ [82].
305. Outer space [50].
306. Rheumatism [108].
307. The pay telephone [79].
308. A Braque (painting) [42].
309. Little Women [94].
310. In a decoding machine [55].
311. Dragnet [109].
312. A crowbar [55].
313. In a plane [89].
314. Max's Uncle Abner's [12].
315. By a note sung by the Chief (the mirror while he was agent Q) [84].
316. The Chief [33].
317. Banks robbed by Sam Vittorio [90].
318. The Killing Of The Shrew [55].
319. Max's [52].
320. On Max's electric snake [6].
321. A million starry nights [40].
322. KAOS was formed in 1904 [38], and again in 1957 [1].
323. His bowling night [91].
324. Max [37].
325. Sexes [67].
326. Shut up [95].
327. Both had an ace of spades [79].
328. The key [94].
329. A perfume [4].
330. Candles [74][60].
331. San Saludos [61].
332. Harvey Satan [9].
333. They were saved by 99's ring - diamond ring (Dr Braam's phone booth) [20]; razor ring (Bronzefinger's crucible) [42]; micro-battery-powered diamond-drill ring (Dr Yes's water chamber and blade, and his henchmen's caravan) [69].
334. A slave [118].
335. Slink [86].
336. A torpedo (mini torpedo hammer) [39].
337. Kumquat [93].
338. The Dead Spy Scrawls [18].
339. Golden silence [82].
340. Otto Hurrah [58].
341. The Choker's [36].
342. Max's Uncle Abner [12].
343. The little red tractor [32].
344. ‘Everything’ [12].
345. Color [23].
346. Helicopter [98].
347. His monocle [4].
348. You can't make a phone call with a screwdriver [24].
349. The Clock That Lost Its Tock (by Mimsi Sage) [86].
350. The living room [8].
351. Bruce [108].
352. Arizona [6].
353. Confucius (as a child) [38].
354. The cuckoo had laryngitis [82].
355. Five (Max fired the sixth) [32].
356. Playing roulette (6.48 million francs to be precise) [79].
357. Passwords [127].
358. In the pocket of his robe [30].
359. Shrines and monuments [2].
360. A joust [71].
361. Peking [51].
362. Confetti [101].
363. Hondo's crushing diamonds with his teeth [40].
364. ‘Harold Clark’ [111][115][119].
365. The toothless tiger [11].
366. Entered someone else's room (believing it was her own) [26][27].
367. Maxwell [17].
368. Captain Kangaroo [7].
369. Victor Royal's [79].
370. Franco [44].
371. Hymie [31].
372. An inflatable raft [61].
373. Lawrence Welk music [37].
374. Octavia [46].
375. A vacant lot [34].
376. Water [131].
377. Corporal [76].
378. Knuckle [48].
379. Avacado [15].
380. Pittsburgh [90].
381. Dimes (by 99's mother) [120].
382. Amputation [13].
383. The keys to his apartment [25].
384. Three Brothers Omniwash; T.B.Orlando; Tomato and Bacon on an Onion roll; The Big One [60].
385. At a news-stand [37].
386. The hydrant phone [91].
387. Scorpio [37].
388. Their initials - Harold (Harmon) Hargrade [59]; Hans Hunter [41]; Harry Hoo [38]; Herman Heinschmidt [50]; (others were Hector Hernandez, Hubert Humphrey [38]; Herbert Hoover [38][59]; Hester van Hooten[129]).
389. ‘Krochanska’ [13].
390. The wedding gifts [97].
391. The Claw's [2].
392. An umbrella [70].
393. TV repairman - Jimmy Ballantine [35]; Simmons [118].
394. A revolving door [58].
395. The rendezvous [39].
396. Max's (his private-detective agency) [65].
397. To kill it [19].
398. New Jersey [111].
399. “A coward dies a thousand deaths” [47].
400. Radio [102].
401. His dinghy [123].
402. Heart Of My Heart [14].
403. Ensign [98].
404. Chinese laundries [25].
405. Because he's not a priest [135].
406. A butterfly [75].
407. ‘Cookie’ [82][88][99][125].
408. ‘Dr T’ [73].
409. One with a self-locking door [120].
410. Honeysuckle Road [14].
411.
In English: The captain is in his cabin. (I asked several speakers of Mandarin and Cantonese to listen to this dialogue, but it was unintelligible to them. I can't be sure that it isn't some other language, though. Thanks to J.Lau for providing the written Chinese form of what was purportedly said) [28].412. A discus [83].
413. Colonel Kirby [118].
414. George Washington [124].
415. Max's waste basket [55].
416. At the back of Schwartz's Island [99].
417. Germany [57].
418. The punch [8].
419. Hers wasn't working [89].
420. The pajama bottoms [50].
421. Too much sand [133].
422. Tiny Tim [87].
423. Stupid [41].
424. Octavia [46].
425. Holding the map up [25].
426. Tamara [85].
427. The Tarpaulin Insurance Company [130].
428. A compass [112].
429. Bubbles [98].
430. Ninety-nine hit her [133].
431. They acquired foreign accents [31][112].
432. The Tonight Show [11].
433. In Hubert's unfinished symphony (the sequence B-flat, A, D-flat, E, F-sharp and F-natural) [26].
434. The nitroglycerine [52].
435. Sue him [28].
436. ‘Hymie’ [19].
437. London [70].
438. San Saludos [61].
439. Rope [7].
440. Betty Grable (in a magazine picture) [52].
441. ‘Basil’ [74].
442. The Whip (with the NARKO-512) [138].
443. The hoola hoop [89].
444. Marta [74].
445. They'll be drowned [124].
446. A suitcase and an atomic bomb [24].
447. India and the United States [6].
448. The Chief [7].
449. Broke the cue stick [18].
450. Both were beautiful - the sweater (said a news-stand attendant) [37]; the red carnation (said another news-stand attendant) [18].
451. Coffee grounds [44].
452. Both had been used as maps [95][117].
453. A kewpie doll [80].
454. Whom did he report to [7].
455. ‘Queen’ [130].
456. Operation Baby Buggy Switch [114].
457. Miss USA's [50].
458. Bronzefinger [42].
459. A seance [64].
460. A candle [51].
461. Destroying the chocolate mousse recipe [97].
462. The little old lady [32].
463. “President” Goldwater's [35].
464. Playing chess with Max [22].
465. Penguins [125].
466. Her “diamond” wedding ring [113].
467. Max [15].
468. Ejector seat [53].
469. The Chief [20].
470. Gears and levers [46].
471. A Gibson [83].
472. Captain Groman's crew [28].
473. He was killed by his dachshund [23].
474. A gun [17].
475. Wet paint from a wall [25] and chalk from a blackboard [54].
476. TV repairs [110].
477. His geiger counter [56].
478. Hymie (he used to kill and Mame) [92].
479. “MacIntosh” [11].
480. Cross the street [62].
481. They were both great and white [41][28].
482. General Pajarito [61].
483. The Tequila Mockingbird [103].
484. The fertilizer [135].
485. Bourbon [11].
486. Wings [98].
487. Ninety-nine (on who was in Mr Greer's office) [110].
488. A fresh globe [114].
489. Pure chaos [50].
490. A set of darts [102].
491. The mannequins [29].
492. California [115].
493. Down at the lab [130].
494. On the Christmas tree [96].
495. The ears of a camel [51].
496. To hide the bowling ball [114].
497. A castenets-radio [103].
498. A shhhh [51].
499. ‘Craw’ [2][25].
500. A Spiffy vacuum cleaner [100].
501. Ricardo Montalban [61].
502. A scabbard each [74][56].
503. His twelve dollars [8].
504. A severe speech impediment [14][35][41][56].
505. The size of a basketball [41].
506. Dragging [45].
507. He was kidnapped (by Siegfried) [33].
508. Little button noses [47].
509. A big-band singer [14].
510. A torture rack [105].
511. Siegfried kicked him [63].
512. Main Street (no. 123) [48].
513. Mouth [30].
514. Hymie [68].
515. Casablanca [36].
516. [43][66].
517. Blue Mist Mountain [24].
518. A diamond engagement ring for 99 [91].
519. Fang [3].
520. Cash [33].
521. On an ax [103].
522. A helio-coat [26].
523. Dr Yes [69].
524. Artificial sweetener [124].
525. Laughter [16].
526. The clock [129].
527. He was positive and she was negative (Hymie & Octavia) [46].
528. Shtarker [112].
529. The throat [14].
530. Admiral Hargrade [59].
531. Aerosol cans [131].
532. Sissies [47].
533. A pony [135].
534. The Chief [36].
535. Defector Of The Year [55].
536. Ironhand's [114].
537. Contrived Accident Division [83].
538. The Krispin papers [86].
539. Tanganyika [13].
540. “KAOS forever” [43].
541. Hans [48].
542. The sonic-boom machine [66].
543. Run [109].
544. Spain (Spanish Secret Service Strategic Security Staff) [98].
545. A sled [55].
546. Max [15].
547. The Republicans [50].
548. By selling icecream [48].
549. Happy Birthday [3].
550. Tiny Allan [40].
551. Fang [1].
552. Albert Pfister [82].
553. Buttercups [68].
554. Gertrude-Gerald [40].
555. Publicity [58].
556. A tiger or ‘Tiger’ - Agnes Davenport [21]; Ninety-nine [53]; seed salesman [135]; Ninety-nine's mother [105].
557. The boys in counterfeiting [9].
558. The fellas [125].
559. Larabee [119].
560. A croquet set [97].