TID BITS

A teacher asked her class to write a note to GOD.  Here are some of the results:

Dear God: Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It worked for my brother and me.   Love,  Dick

Dear God: Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You keep the ones You have?   Love, Timmy

Dear God: If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.    Love, Melody

Dear God: I'll bet it's hard for You to love everybody in the world.  There's only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.    Love, Nancy

Dear God: In Sunday School they told us all You do.  Who does it when You are on vacation?   Love, Jane

Dear God: I read it in the Bible. What does "beget" mean? Nobody will tell me.  Love,  Lucy

Dear God: Did You really mean it when You said, "do unto others?"  If You did I'm going to fix my brother.   Love, Sam

Dear God: Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?  Love,  Ann

Dear God: Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before.  You can look it up.     Love, Johnny

Dear God: If we come back as something else, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton.  I hate her.   Love,   Lucinda

Dear God:  Is it true my Daddy won't go to heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?  Love, Denis

Dear God:  I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying.   Love, Dean

Dear God:  You don't have to worry about me.  I look both ways.    Love, Bruce

Dear God: In school they said, Thomas Eison made light, but in Sunday shool they said, You did.  I'll vet he stole Your idea. Love,   Sarah

Dear God: I didn't  think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made Tuesday night, That was cool.   Love Mary Ruth.

          The above was shared by Rev. Verne Rathburn