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If I was the head ABC honcho, I would save the people who move on from last week until the end of the show, but I'm not, so we'll get to find this stuff out now. Our 2 winners for this section are Ryan and Kevin. Luciano and Jameel are not hot enough to advance, and I will spare you all of any Randolph and Luciano jokes that i may have formulating in my twisted little skull.

But enough about them - let's go to the Northwest. We start with the traditional parade of meat until we are left with our final 8 Northwesterners. Stupid Hot/Not Casualty quote? We don't get one. we just see the guy sniffling at the screen. Sheesh.

Guy #1 - A 20 year old sales associate, from Bellevue, Washington. Brandle Kimble 'I'm going to go out there like a tiger.' Are the judges purring or growling?
Randolph - You've got very strong, features - everything is angular...and hard.' Face - 8.1, Body - 7.9, Sex Appeal - 8.1.
Lorenzo - Body - 8, Face, 9, 'And because you're having such a good time', Sex Appeal 8.5
Rachel correctly deduces that he plucks his eyebrow. 'It would be tragic if he came across here with just one eyebrow.' Face - 8.9, Body - 8.9, Sex Appeal - 8.2
Total - 24.1 + 25.5 + 26 = 75.6 points

Guy #2 - A 32 year old firefighter from Washington, Eric Watson, he shaved his legs and walks and poses like a girl He's even got braids.
Lorenzo - Body - 9, Face - 9, Sex Appeal - 9.4
Rachel - 'He's got an amazing face, but whats with the Milli-Vanilli hair?' Face - 8, Body - 9, Sex Appeal - 8.9
Randolph - 'I'm not getting Milli Vanilli, I'm getting Bo Derek'. Face - 8.9, Body - 9.9, Sex Appeal - 9.9 I think Randolph found his new Luciano.
Total - 27.4 + 25.9 + 28.7 = 82 points.

Guy #3 - A 27 year old from aspiring model from Seattle, Washington, Rob Conell. 'I have to do my thing to make myself stand out.' With a disheveled afro puff hairstyle, goofy jewelry and large beige shorts, This makes the guy with the teddy bear in episode 1 look good.
Randolph - 'You made your choices with the jewelry and those shipwrecked Gilligan's Island shorts - Face - 7.9, Body - 7.3, Sex Appeal - 7.9
Rachel - Body - 9, Face - 7.5, Sex Appeal - 9.8
Lorenzo - 'If you are going to move on to the next level, you are going to have to gain at least 15 pounds, bro' Body - 7, Face - 8, Sex Appeal - 8
Total - 23.1 + 26.3 + 23 = 72.4 points. He is not advancing to the next round.

Guy #4 - A 24 year old student from Denver, Colorado, Billy Van Heusel. 'I'll be here in the next round' If the other contestants are like Rob, you could be.
Randolph loves the face and has Billy give a side profile, which Billy does - and he sticks out a large long tongue. 'With a tongue like that, 9.5 for the face.' And all of a sudden, Eric is quickly forgotten. Body - 8.5, Sex Appeal - 9.5.
Rachel likes the tongue. - Face - 9.5, Body - 8.5, Sex Appeal - 9.5
Lorenzo - Sex Appeal - 9.5, Face - 9, Body - 9
Totals - 27.5 + 27.5 + 27.5 = 82.5 points. Billy can back up his talk - he is a virtual shoo-in.

Guy #5 - A 24 year old sales associate from Washington, Morgan Brown. 'I'm hungry. A lot of people aren't hungry. I'm hungry - I want this bad.'Is he too hungry?
Rachel - 'Sometimes I feel like you're a psycho-killer because you have there really scary eyes. Face - 7.9 (and lots of boos) Body - 9.9, Sex Appeal - 8
Randolph - Face - 8.9, Body - 8.7, Sex Appeal - 8.7
Lorenzo - Face - 8.5, Body - 9, Sex Appeal - 9.5
Total - 25.8 + 25.3 + 26.5 = 77.6 points.

Guy #6 - A 22 year old student from Seattle, Washington, Tony Mayer. Tony doesn't want the judges to just look at his biceps, trust me, they won't be.
Face - 9, Body - 9.5, Sex Appeal - 8.5
Rachel - 'I like your head' Ahhhhem. Face - 9.1, Body - 9.6, Sex Appeal - 9
Randolph wants a close up on the stomach. He asks if he's going for a 10 pack. Tony 'I'm just so tall that They gave me an extra 2'. Randolph 'Is there anywhere else where they gave you an extra 2?' Tony stares down. Face - 9.1, Body - 9.8, Sex Appeal - 9.3
Total = 27 + 27.7 + 28.2 = 82.9 Points.

Guy #7 - A 25 year old loan officer from Woodenville, Washington, Shipley Ettis. 'I have the animal inside - if it comes out, then it comes out.' The animal is apparently a pussycat, since he doesn't say anything when he's out there.
Lorenzo - Face - 9, Sex Appeal - 9.5, Body - 9.5
Rachel - Face - 9, Body - 9.5, Sex Appeal - 9.5
Randolph - Face - 9, Body - 9.5, Sex Appeal - 8.9
Total - 28 + 28 + 27.4 = 83.4 points.

Guy #8 - A 33 year old Mortgage Broker from Seattle, Washington, Scott Milligan. 'I'm not going to be cocky or arrogant - I'm going to bo confident, but not overconfident.
Lorenzo. 'Kind of a hang dog face going on there.' Face - 9, Body - 9.2, Sex Appeal - 8.5
Rachel - 'I wish you'd be a little bit more on the sex appeal - Body - 9.5, Face - 8.3, Sex Appeal - 8
Randolph - Face - 9, Body - 9, Sex Appeal - 8.9
Total - 26.7 + 25.8 + 26.9 = 79.4 points.
So far, 80+ is good and 79.9 and under is bad. We hold form, this week, as the 4 people with 80 plus points move on - they are Eric, Billy, Tony and Shipley. We'll see who makes the top 2 - and who the California people are in the Southwest Zone next week.