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THE BEATLES

Year Of Release: 1968
Record rating = 10
Overall rating = 15

The Parody Album. Shows that nobody could beat the Fab Four at any genre.
Best song (how the heck can I define): oh, well, possibly WHILE MY GUITAR GENTLY WEEPS.

The Beatles stepped into 1968 not just as the greatest rock band in the world, but rather like The High Kings And Patriarchs of all rock music and rock musicians. Their eteranl glory being firmly established, the guys took the time to relax - a trip to India, an independent record label (the first but, alas, the least successful precedent), and a double album with some of their most lightweight music since... well, probably since 1965. Still - lightweight does not mean insignificant.
This is often called 'the Parody Album' (as well as 'Double Album', since it's double, and 'White Album', since it's completely white). The Beatles finally forsake their psychodelic experience and record a great bunch of songs with such a great variety of styles that I even find it hard to believe, like most other people. Like on the two previous albums, Paul is the major star on here - he not only directs and controls the creative and productive process in general, but also contributes the majority and the maximum variety of the songs. Don't believe me? See for yourself!
(a) There is the traditional rock'n'roll style, practically totally absent in 1967. Now it returns, to the glee and joy of more hard-rockin' Beatles fans, and returns immediately with the opening number - Paul's 'Back In The U.S.S.R', devoted to the beauties of Ukrainian and Moscow girls which Paul probably never saw until twenty years later. It is said to be a parody of contemporary Beach Boys, and maybe it is, but we Russians dig it for you-know-what reasons! Then there's 'Birthday', a hilarious anthem to anniversaries with extremely silly lyrics and a dang jolly parody on a drum solo, and 'Why Don't We Do It In The Road' - a little piece of boogie with just two obscene lines repeated over and over, one of the most controversial songs in the McCartney catalogue. A good counterpoint to 'Revolution 9', though.
(b) There's some country-western - c'mon, where would a good parody record be without some country-western? 'Rocky Raccoon', a song dedicated to Paul's ventures into the saloon and hoedown life, is probably the funniest and most enthralling singalong on the whole record and a living room favourite. And who else would come up with such hilarious lyrics as the ones about poor Rocky and his interactivity with Gideon's Bible?
(c) Of course, no Beatles album can get away without piano pop - yes, this is the record that features the universally known 'Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da' (some call it a parody on ska, but I don't know too much about ska to be presenting much evidence). Anybody else and the number would be a toss-off - but in the care of McCartney the song becomes so darn silly, so blatantly poppy and stupid that it breaks down the scale of cheesiness and streams even deeper - to a level where banality invokes genius. Another charming ditty is 'Martha My Dear' which you probably think of as a love song, and you're right: it's a love song addressed to Paul's dog. (Must be dead and gone now, poor thing). In my opinion, this song has the best McCartney vocal on the whole album, and if you wanna ape him, this should be your test element.
(d) Piano pop is all right, but weren't the Beatles a superior guitar band, after all? In that case, you're welcome to 'Mother Nature's Son', a gentle, lazy folkie song where Paul does his best to recreate the atmosphere of 'sitting by a mountain stream/See her waters rise/Listen to the pretty sound of music/As she flies'.
(e) Finally, just so as to demonstrate you that sissiness is not everything Paul has in store, he thumps up the heaviest number in the Beatles catalogue which I thought was inspired by Hendrix but, as Paul himself recollects, was his try at competing with the Who. 'Helter Skelter' rocks so hard that you can hear Ringo cry out in the end: 'I GOT BLISTERS ON MY FINGERS!' Believe it or not, the song really proves that the Beatles could blow all competition in that genre away if they really wanted to - the song's main crunchy riff, emphasized by deafening drumming, Paul's violent screaming and a thundering, snapping bassline, was heavier than anything else at the time, Jimi included. Come to think of it, the level of fury and heat generated by this song wasn't really surpassed until hair metal started to gain force (of course, hair metal lost in all the other components, such as originality, melody and inventiveness, but that's another story).
All of these, as I was careful to mention, are Paul's creation, and it's no wonder: by 1968 Paul has clearly taken over the leadership of the group, doing most of the arrangement and production work. Still, John's contributions to the album are not less important, and, while they are fewer, they are among the most universally beloved songs off the album.
Thus, the bitter 'Glass Onion' debunks the complete psychodelic thingamajig with the killing lines 'Well here's another clue for you all/The walrus was Paul' (and don't forget to add to this the cool 'boom-boom-boom' drum intro and the pseudo-psychedelic violin fiesta at the end). The magnificent guitar ballads 'Julia' (dedicated to John's mother) and 'Dear Prudence' (with a catchy riff ripped-off from Townshend's 'Our Love Was', but I don't really mind) are among the most gentle and romantic songs John has ever put out - in fact, 'Julia' can't keep the tears away from my eyes, and the way they build up the tension in 'Dear Prudence' is fascinating: first just the acoustic, then a quiet bass and drumline come in, then the harmonies, then a verse with some lead lines thrown in, and finally the song climaxes in a mighty crescendo with everyone playing at the top of their forces. The bitter, desperate 'Sexy Sadie' that presages some of John's later work accounts for his profound disappointment in Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, and there are some more Dylanish lyrics-exercises ('Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Monkey' - also a quotation from Maharishi with the monkey thing added on later; 'Cry Baby Cry', with its dark, spoooooky atmosphere). And how can one forget 'Yer Blues', John's most angry, most pissed-off statement of his emotional conditions since 'Help'? 'Revolution 9', however, is the only flaw of the album: a lengthy eight-minute bore which is more Yoko Ono than John Lennon. Collages of sounds ranging from opera-singing to baby cries, machine guns, traffic noises and a lot of excited incomprehensible speech, this is more schizophrenia than psychodelia. I hate it, although there are people that actually love it. It don't hurt to try, though - maybe you'll love it, too? It might make an impression, that's for sure; but it's just so pointless and totally incompatible with the material in general that I can't help but call it the first crack that Yoko managed to splinter in between the Beatles.
Another interesting thing is that George has four songs on the album (well, it's a double one, after all), three of them being absolute classics. The amusing 'Savoy Truffle' is lyrically just a stupid ode to various delicacies, but musically it's a fine rocker with a gruff, distorted guitar riff and as much arse-kicking as George could ever muster in one song. The satiric 'Piggies' is mostly interesting for its lyrics and the pig noises at the end, but 'While My Guitar Gently Weeps' with a guest-star in Eric Clapton whose solo is very well constructed (most certainly not improvised) is the real highlight on the whole album. That solo is one of the most gorgeous things on Earth, by gum! Yup, only 'Long Long Long' doesn't really pass the test, but the problem is mainly that it's too damn quiet - I guess they wanted to make a good contrast after the roaring 'Helter Skelter', but if you're too lazy to readjust the volume control, you'll hardly hear anything at all.
Even Ringo gets a chance to shine, with the silly but catchy countryish 'Don't Pass Me By'. This is a truly democratic album! Even though it is no longer groundbreaking and it really did not do much of an influence in 1968, it is nevertheless grand and completely Beatlish. Critics at the time complained about the album being too long, and there are still many who believe the album should have been reduced (even George Martin thought so at the time). But I fully support the other critical side - the one that says this album's greatness lies primarily in its being so voluminous. It's like an encyclopaedia of popular music seen through the prism of the world's greatest pop band ever. This album should be studied in musical colleges.

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YELLOW SUBMARINE

Year Of Release: 1969
Record rating = 5
Overall rating = 10

A soundtrack, but parts of it are great. Only parts, though.
Best song: HEY BULLDOG

This is actually a soundtrack - from the well-known cartoon (see the movie review below), and it suffers. It suffers because there are only four new songs here, moreover, at least half of them were outtakes from preceding works ('Only A Northern Song' is a Pepper outtake, and 'Hey Bulldog' was first recorded in the beginning of 1968 at the 'Lady Madonna' sessions). Furthermore, not all of the songs strike me as being masterpieces: George's 'Only A Northern Song' and 'It's All Too Much', for instance, share the flaw of being aimlessly overlong - their psychedelic atmosphere was slightly dated even for 1968, and there was absolutely no reasons to extend them to such long running times with 'groovy' jams at the end. That said, the melodies are very nice, especially the one in 'It's All Too Much' that's just as catchy as anything George ever wrote. But, in all honesty, the coda, with the band chanting 'too much, too much, too much' as if they were reprising that unhappy Elvis tune, is really, really overlong. It almost seems as if they were painfully trying to stretch and stretch and stretch the songs so as to fill up an entire side - a trick that the Beatles rarely allowed themselves. Meanwhile, Paul's 'All Together Now' is almost universally despised because of its utter childishness - and yes, it does resemble a nursery rhyme with its lyrics, but you can't deny the 'stupid' magic of the melody! Count it like another 'Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da': sancta simplicitas, if you know what I mean.
Still, the only real stand-out, and the true reason to own this record, is John's 'Hey Bulldog' - some more schizophrenic lyrics, but set to a terrific riff (the Beatles were not as notorious for riffing as The Stones and The Who, so every original and highly memorable Beatles riff, like the one on here or on 'Day Tripper', is a real event), and it has the guys barking at each other in the end! Very cool. 'What did you say?' 'I said woof'. 'D'ya know any more?' 'Whoa-wah AAAAHH!...' If ever somebody would have the idea of putting it as a B-side to 'I Am The Walrus', this would have made the greatest Psychedelic Single of the epoch. Unfortunately, in the movie it used to accompany a really stupid scene of the band being chased by blue meanie bulldogs or something and has even been subsequently cut out in the video version (I've only seen the entire sequence once, so I can't really remember why it struck me as being very stupid and not really fitting the movie's atmosphere, but I do remember that feeling).
The rest, however, is not as interesting. Two tracks are reprised from earlier albums (the title track is, of course, from Revolver and 'All You Need Is Love' is, of course, from Magical Mystery Tour; this last selection, however, is justified by the fact that by 1969 the LP Magical Mystery Tour was yet non-existent, so this song was only available on single). They're both phenomenal songs, of course, but why have a second edition of 'em?
As for Side B, it all consists of George Martin's instrumental orchestration and so has little to do with The Beatles; 'Yellow Submarine In Pepperland' that closes the album is a wonderful orchestrated version of the original that goes to show how deep the potential of such a seemingly feeble and childish tune is, but all the other compositions are not based on the Beatles' music at all. I must admit, though, that I actually enjoy these versions (especially the terrifying 'March Of The Meanies' and the depressing 'Pepperland Laid Waste'), but I also must admit this is no Beatles music. But don't be quick to dismiss it; after all, don't we usually consider George Martin as the 'fifth Beatle'? He might not be a genius of the same stature as Lennon or McCartney, or even Harrison, but he's a solid composer in his own rights, and don't you go telling me that the melodies of 'March Of The Meanies' or 'Pepperland' aren't just as catchy as anything Beatlish on this record.
So if you're willing to endure the orchestration and the Martin compositions, get this album. It will still be worthwhile. And, of course, be sure not to miss the cartoon itself. One of the best, most exciting and hilarious pieces of animation in the whole wide world, no doubt about that.
Oh, and one more thing: the long-time plans of a new overhyped re-release of this album that would eventually include some new previously-unheard-of Beatles song have finally come true, and I must warn you: if you really want this record, SEEK OUT THE ORIGINAL. The new rerelease is nothing but a straightforward collection of tunes from the cartoon, with nothing that can't be found on other records. No bonuses, nothing. Logical resolution: I'd rather have my Yellow Submarine with its George Martin instrumental side that never really spoils the general atmosphere, than have pointless reduplications of Beatles songs on other albums. After all, if I really want to have a trustworthy soundtrack, I can always make myself an audio tape and be happy with it (actually, I'd already done that in the past). This is just another in a series of shameless plans to rob Beatles fans of their money. Shame on you, Capitol Records!

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ABBEY ROAD

Year Of Release: 1969
Record rating = 10
Overall rating = 15

One of the most satisfying products ever, brimming with musical ideas and pure delight.
Best song: once again, I just don't know. A very even album.

The group's swan song, and it's probably the most fantastic swan song ever recorded. It was indeed a miracle: for a few days (weeks), as if by special consideration, all the quarrels, hatred and bullshit were thrown out and all four did some tight and real co-operative work. Why? Because everybody knew this was the last time.
Despite this, nothing in the world could suffice to make Lennon and McCartney not only make a record together, but write songs together as well. So some of the tracks are definite Lennon, while some are definite McCartney. The record in general produces a very strange feeling - it sounds almost years more mature and aged than the previous album, and when I first heard it I couldn't help wondering: 'THIS is the Beatles?' In the end I only believed that this was the Beatles because no other band alive at the time, not even the Stones, would be able to come up with such an incredible album.
Anyway, this is the last place where you're going to see John working as a Beatles unit - while McCartney carried his style onto his ensuing solo albums, John underwent a major songwriting revolution right after cutting the album. Thus, "Come Together" is probably his last great psychedelic anthem - yet in among the 'groovy' lyrics and the call to 'come together' the seeds of sarcasm and irony are sown - come on now, isn't the song actually a ridiculization of hippies in an almost Zappa-esque style? Not to mention the 'shoot' whisper that introduces each verse - an ominous choice, really. But nothing could be more bitter and angry than "I Want You" - the longest Beatles song ever recorded (this one, and not "Hey Jude"!, as many people believe), with a great vocals/guitar interplay (parodying Page/Plant?) and a fantastic dark riff emphasized by special synthesized effects (like the wind blowing) towards the end of the song that goes on and on forever until it unexpectedly cuts off as if there was just no more place on the vinyl.
The typical McCartney numbers are no slouch either, particularly "Maxwell's Silver Hammer", a stupidly hilarious take on black humour with a melody as simple and as catchy as only Paul could have composed. But "Oh Darling" is hardly worse - rumour has it that John was pretty much pissed off at Paul for not letting him sing it. He might be right, too, because the emotionally hot, loaded atmosphere of the song really called for a Lennon treatment - but the ambitions were so high that Paul just couldn't allow himself the compromise and preferred to bark all the lyrics himself. Fortunately, it was not 1993 and his voice was in top form, so it works out just fine.
Side B is pretty much completely occupied with the long suite of short, half-baked tunes, every single one of which is a small gem. Some of them are Lennon's, some Paul's, but Paul's was the general concept, and it works: the funny moments are wonderfully interwoven with the sentimental ones, the Mystery Tour-like nonsense ("She Came In...", "Sun King") is starring close to generic rock'n'roll stuff ("Polythene Pam", "The End"), and to crown it all, after a lengthy pause (during which the unexperienced LP listener was supposed to unsuspectingly switch off the turntable, especially since the track was not in the listing) we have a political statement (oh yeah?) in "Her Majesty".
Oh, I almost forgot: this album is so much unique because it features Ringo's best moment ("Octopus's Garden" - a very naive childish tune but set to a great melody with wonderful guitars and amusing synthesizer effects), and George gave "Something" and "Here Comes The Sun" - beautiful ballads which are probably his best creations as well (nothing surprising about it, especially since he was already nearing his All Things Must Pass period).
Overall, there is not even a single second on the album which I wouldn't like. Perfection from beginning to end. Then again - few would disagree with this anyway. And the funniest thing is that the Beatles were really always willing to progress - even on their collective deathbed. They could have settled on finishing and polishing the Let It Be album, for instance (see below); instead, they started from scrap and pushed rock music even further in one last, desperate move. Of course I don't mean the use of synthesizers (synthesizers were already used before them by the Byrds and even the Monkees - the only thing in which the latter managed to surpass their prototypes): what I really mean is that they managed to put together an emotional masterpiece. It is quite possible that out of all Beatles albums, this one's the one that really hits your senses as no other does - sadness, anger, joy, childish ridiculousness, melancholy, and awe are all mixed in this terrific package as never before. If The Beatles was their encyclopaedia of pop genres, then Abbey Road is their encyclopaedia of human feelings, which is of course a far more outstanding musical conquest. Buy this album today, and if you don't enjoy it, you're simply not human - there was definitely some bureaucratic error in your personal karma.

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LET IT BE

Year Of Release: 1970
Record rating = 9
Overall rating = 14

Unfortunately, they lost interest in it halfway through. But that's the only flaw.
Best song: LET IT BE

The rating is a bit lower than for most of the previous 'mature-period' albums. But that's only because of the fact that this is a very raw album. The sessions actually took place in the beginning of 1969, before the Abbey Road sessions, and culminated in the famous concert on the roof; however, due to total dissension of the members lusting for each other's blood the results were shelved and resuscitated only a year later - by Phil 'wall-of-sound' Spector. Therefore, it is not really a Beatles product - it lacks the traditional McCartney/George Martin production and has a lot of 'alien' embellishments, like Phil's orchestration of 'The Long And Winding Road' that pissed off McCartney (I don't know what are their current relations with Phil) and still pisses off fans, although nowadays they can finally be relieved by picking up a copy of Anthology-III that restores the original version. Still, in all other senses it is the Beatles.
Some of the tracks are live, from the 'roof concert'. They do their last famous rocker, 'Get Back', and do it well, although the single version is far superior. Come to think of it, this version of 'Get Back' is probably a studio take, not a live one, since in the film, where they do two versions of the song on the roof, well, these versions do not seem to exactly match the one of the album. Only the famous Lennon remark that 'we've passed the audition' is taken from the 'roof'. The one tune that comes directly from the roof is 'One After 909' - a rocker from their earliest period, strange enough, revived for this album. While it's quite cool, I admit that the original, recently dug out and placed on Anthology I, is somewhat less generic and discovers the potential of this number in a far more obvious way. Another rough number is 'I've Got A Feeling' - a fantastic duet between Paul and John and a highlight of the record. Everybody who's heard it can easily understand that it's really two separate songs: John's funny 'everybody had a hard time...' never belonged here in the first place. What a brilliant decision it was to combine both songs, set the two vocal melodies to a single rhythm pattern, and let it all come to a giddy climax where Paul and John both sing their lines at the same time - as if you were playing two different tapes on the same tape recorder. And they did this live! Amazing guys! Finally, there's the live version of 'Dig A Pony', to my opinion, the most boring track on the album, because it's very slow and not very catchy - I frankly get a bit bored witnessing it crawl at this snail pace in its clumsiness; but it's decent still, and lyrically it's another hilarious word-game that completely fits in the Lennon tradition.
The other tunes are all studio outtakes, some of which are first-rate. The title track is a timeless classic, of course, and one of Macca's 'golden dozen' tunes that no live show of his can get away without. My favourite part, though, is the brilliant Harrison solo - in my opinion, its soaring majesty fully compensates for George's passing on the reins to Clapton on 'While My Guitar': make sure that you're listening to the album version, though, not the single version on Past Masters or the version captured in the movie. But in any case, do not let the brilliance of 'Let It Be' overshadow the other stuff, like, for instance, 'Across The Universe' - John's last 'psychologic & introspective & psychedelic' anthem, which he himself for some reason disliked; or the above-mentioned beautiful ballad 'The Long And Winding Road' - possibly 'spoiled' by Phil's orchestration, but then again, probably not.
A couple shorter tracks have been also included, just to reproduce the free-style jamming atmosphere: 'Dig It' - a brief extract from an overlong jam which you can see in the movie, and 'Maggie Mae' - an even briefer country-western tidbit with undecipherable lyrics. Oh, and the opening track ('Two Of Us') is also countryish, although the lyrics are far from country ('Two of us burning matches/Lifting latches/On our way home'). The most amusing story, though, is related to one of the two Harrison contributions, 'I Me Mine': while the song, with its pleading, high-energy gospelish atmosphere (very suitable for All Things Must Pass, in fact) was undeniably great, it was also much too short, so Phil without further thinking dubbed the only existent verse twice and put it on record that way. What a simple way to deal with such a complex problem, eh?
And one should not overlook the second George contribution, 'For You Blue': it's a must for everybody who's ever asked himself the question if the Beatles could play generic blues. It's true that they almost never dabbled in the blues for blues' sake, but this is one of the few examples. Personally, I think that John's (yes, it is John) outstanding slide part proves that the guys could have blown any other bluesman in existence off the planet. Gee, the Beatles could have gone on to become an impressive blues band! What a bummer.
The host here, once again, is Paul, with most of the really important songs belonging to him. However, he wouldn't remain in this position for much longer - for reasons you all know. And, in all, the album has a very interesting feel: never mind all the Spector embellishments, it still sounds as raw as a piece of freshly bought meat (pardon me for the bloody reference). All the fade-ins and fade-outs, bits of dialogue in the studio and on the roof, false starts ('Dig A Pony'), guitar tunings ('Get Back') - this was the closest to a 'Beatles-at-work' album before all these Anthologies started pouring out. For a person who's addicted to the well-polished sound of nearly all existent Beatles recordings, this can be a serious blow - but I assure you that it's very easy to get used to.

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PAST MASTERS (vol. 1)

Year Of Release: 1988
Record rating = 9
Overall rating = 14

Everything you're missing on LP's. A very wise album.
Best song: impossible to determine.

The Past Masters albums are actually collections, and maybe it would be more just to put them in the collections section. However, these are not 'greatest hits' collections, but actually 'rarities' collections - songs from singles, EPs, alternate and rare versions, in other words, everything never included on original LPs. In this way, I deem it right to count them as original albums, especially since their obvious (and generous) purpose is to constitute a perfect CD-'coda' to the originals; and the songs included were not selected on a subjective basis, so I'm perfectly justified.
The first volume deals mostly with single material from 1962-1965, plus a 4-song EP Long Tall Sally consisting mostly of covers plus one good John original, 'I Call Your Name'. The singles are gorgeous - 'From Me To You', 'She Loves You', 'I Want To Hold Your Hand' are all shattering and groundbreaking; in fact, it is exactly these songs that constituted the Beatles' fame in the early Sixties rather than the brilliant, but still inferior LP material. I don't suppose it is especially necessary to introduce you to these songs - every teenager with a little bit of self-respect is supposed to know them by heart. I might point, though, that one mustn't dismiss their B-sides, ever: 'Thank You Girl', for instance, shocked me when I first heard it, with its thunderous beat and almost wild harmonica playing - it is certainly far less restricted and, in fact, far more experimental than its famous A-side 'From Me To You', though the melody is weaker. 'I'll Get You', in my opinion, defines the perfect unadulterated pop number: how can one forget these 'oh yeah oh yeah'? And finally, 'This Boy' is a true forgotten gem, a song unjustly overshadowed by the inferior 'I Want To Hold Your Hand'. The latter is a classic, of course, and has something of a cult status in that it was the song that laid America to their feet; but am I really alone in saying that its melody is far more simplistic and even 'pedestrian' as compared to the wonderful doo-wop of 'This Boy', with John's energetic, shrill screaming in the bridge and these wonderful four notes after each chant of 'this boy' in the coda? A classic, indeed.
Since this is a collection, you can witness the gradual progression and maturing of the band - through these earlier singles to the more intricate instrumentation and production on the Long Tall Sally songs, especially 'Slow Down' (somehow that repetitive piano riff sounds just marvelous to me). Of course, the title track of that EP is a McCartney fan favourite: God bless John for convincing Paul to let it rip on that track! Ever tried playing it back to back with the Little Richard original? See how much better it sounds? No, of course I don't mean Paul sings better than Little Richard (that would be heresy or simply slander), but these silly horns and uninteresting rhythm guitars can't be beat by the 1964-mark fury that the Beatles unleash on this record. And, of course, both Lennon's original 'I Call Your Name' and Ringo's trusty rendition of Carl Perkins' 'Matchbox' are highly recommendable as well.
Then we have the famous 'I Feel Fine' single, with the first registered use of feedback and a dog barking in the background at the very end of the song - a thing unheard of in 1964! Curiously, though, there was a long period during which I hated the song - hated it with a completely unexplainable hatred. Hated it, I mean, until I suddenly stopped and asked myself what in the world could cause anybody to so seriously dislike a Beatles' song. I found no arguments, relistened to the song again and discovered I had absolutely nothing against it. Maybe my gripes were with the lyrics - you know, that 'baby says she's mine you know/she tells me all the time you know/she said so/I'm in love with her and I feel fine' does exceed the limits of stupidity, and that's at a time when John's next move would be to successfully ape Dylan on 'I'm A Loser'. The melody is great, though. And there's also the B-side to this stuff, Paul's 'She's A Woman', a song that predicts disco almost ten years before its time (yeah, I'm serious! Even if Jeff Beck did manage to turn it into reggae...) Finally, the first part of this collection ends with a favourite of mine - 'I'm Down', a generic McCartney rocker used to supplant his concert cover trademark - 'Long Tall Sally'.
Among the more rare tracks are: 'Bad Boy', a John-sung rocking cover recorded specially for the American bastard release Beatles VI; and versions of 'She Loves You' and 'I Want To Hold Your Hand' recorded in German - the guys' Hamburg legacy, perhaps? Anyway, their pronunciation seems decent, so they must have passed quite a bit of time in Germany (which they had). Oh, that stupid practice of recording songs in different languages for the national markets...
Indeed, I think that if you're not too sure of your attitude towards the early Beatles, this collection will do fine, and don't bother getting that 1962-66 album. This singles' collection is very representative of that epoch, and its advantage is that if you decide to get all the original LP's afterwards, you'll still need to keep it because it has no overlaps. A must, a must for everybody's collection.

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PAST MASTERS (vol. 2)

Year Of Release: 1988
Record rating = 10
Overall rating = 15

This is some mighty indispensable stuff, too. Buy it today, don't wait until tomorrow.
Best song: same as above.

The second part of the singles' collection, and it's even more incredible - we step into their mature period. It opens with the singles from the 1965-66 period, all of which are just as good, if not better, than contemporary LP material. 'Day Tripper', for instance, has the best Beatles riff ever: it's no coincidence that out of all the Beatles songs, it was the only one played by Jimi Hendrix (you can hear a live version on BBC Sessions). My guess is that it was John's intentional attempt at going ahead and trying to create a 'rock anthem': after all, the band's strength never lied in their riffage. This is a powerful and convincing exception, and one of the cases where a Beatles B-side obviously overshadows its A-side. Not that 'We Can Work It Out' is bad, of course, with its wonderous shuffling, optimistic verses contrasted with John's pessimistic wailing in the stuttering, curiously decelerating bridge; it's simply incomparable to the power and excitement of 'Day Tripper'.
And how could one forget 'Paperback Writer', Paul's charming, ironic tribute to this class of people, with great lyrics and intricate backing vocals? Again, though, the single is maybe even more notorious for its B-side, 'Rain', which paves the ground to John's classic psychedelic tracks, with lazy, acid-drenched vocals, some of them recorded backwards, Eastern-sounding distorted guitars, and powerful drumming that bashes the very life out of you: and the refrain 'Rain, I don't mind' is the first mantra in the Beatles' history, right? I guess so. 'Rain', in fact, was that main herald of Revolver and the artsy-psychedelic revolution to come; the music community must have experienced a real kind of shudder from hearing it.
However, it's still the 1968-1969 material (the 1967 singles are not included because they're on Magical Mystery Tour) that attracts most of the attention. Some of these songs, indeed, are the Fab Four's most notorious creations of the period, like Paul's famous piano rocker 'Lady Madonna' which marked the transition from the surrealism of 1967 to a 'returning-to-roots' in 1968, with its boggie-woogie piano chords and brass section. And, of course, there's (also Paul's) 'Hey Jude' with the most famous coda in the world (and by the way, it's not about Jews, it's about John's son Julian). Funny how I know some people who complain about the coda's monotonousness and lengthiness - if it's too lengthy for you, just turn it off. It's supposed to be some kind of a unifying, grandiose, sweeping anthem that crushes everything in its way, perhaps the ultimate statement of optimism and hope, and in a somewhat less defiant and universalist way than John's 'All You Need Is Love'. No wonder it was the Beatles' best-selling single of all times, if I'm not mistaken, of course: you can never tell with such things. And the flip side to the single contains the original version of 'Revolution' which may well be the hardest track they ever did (indeed, the main riff is closer to Cream, hell, closer to Mountain, than to the Beatles!), but it's also fiery, driving and intoxicating! Not to mention that it's also politically correct: John does not adlib the 'in' in 'you can count me out... in', a thing that he did in just a month or so on the version re-recorded for The Beatles.
Out of 1969, the year of toil and tension, we have some more songs that are undeniable proof to the fact that the Beatles were always the Beatles - whether they were at their collective peak or on the verge of breaking. Thus, the tight, brilliantly produced single version of 'Get Back', with Billy Preston on piano, is far superior to the Let It Be version, and it features the silly coda that they decided not to put on the LP, the one about Loretta's mother waiting for her wearing her 'hi-heel shoes and her low-neck sweater'. And all the other 1969 songs make the game completely as well, at least for me. 'Don't Let Me Down', for instance, features a rip-roaring refrain interspersed with surprisingly gentle and heart-warming lyrics, 'Old Brown Shoe' is a forgotten, but genuine Harrison classic (dig in that magnificent rhythm!), and the lengthy, repetitive, Dylan-style 'The Ballad Of John And Yoko' is a bit overlong to my tastes but still quite hilarious. It's a travelogue telling about the famous couple's self-indulgent and nutty behaviour as idealistic, spaced-out hippies (remember all that crap, the bed-ins, Bagism, 'give peace a chance', eh?), but it sounds nothing like the avant-gardist garbage the two were flunking out as a 'duet' at the time - it's a song, and a solid one at that. The two letdowns are alternate versions of 'Let It Be' and 'Across The Universe', both of them inferior to the LP recordings, especially the former because the solo is much less emotional. But 'inferior' does not mean bad - why not have them on this superb collection too?
Oh, make it three letdowns: we also have 'You Know My Name (Look Up The Number)', which is the last groove ever released by The Beatles, but the least convincing as well - in some parts it reminds me of 'Revolution 9', although in general it's just a parody on jazz-rock. A boring parody, though. For the record: Anthology-II features an extended version of this song, although that's hardly any consolation. On the other hand, this is a truly unique number in the Beatles' collection, and the one where they move closer in style to Frank Zappa than on any other record. I don't know whether that sounds like a good idea to you, but, seeing as I just dig ol' Frank 'ere, I kin jes' cope weth eet! Anyway, go and buy this album, don't let me just sit here and bug you. Let the Beatles do the job for me. There ain't a single weak track on here! And I do mean it - I even appreciate Harrison's 'Inner Light', yet another in his endless series of mystical Indian-influenced ravings. It has a solid Indian melody, and I likes an Indian melody when it's solid. In fact, I thoroughly welcome any type of Eastern music as long as it's not 'combed' for European ears; fortunately, George never does that.

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LIVE AT THE BBC

Year Of Release: 1994
Record rating = 6
Overall rating = 11

Sloppy, patchy, sometimes risible, but certainly a lot of fun.
Best song: well, I like TOO MUCH MONKEY BUSINESS

This was the first serious CD cash-in on the part of BBC, and, like most of the following (Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, etc.), it seems to work perfectly. This double CD package includes about fifty live recordings made by The Beatles in 1963-65, and, thank God, there are no alternate versions, like on the already mentioned Hendrix or Led Zeppelin releases - probably because The Beatles were much much more frequent guests on Radio One than their colleague musicians and simply got to play more material (not to mention that their songs were shorter). That said, the Beatles weren't a superior live band - there is no denying that, and in that respect, these BBC recordings can't help but pale in comparison to, say, the fantastic Led Zeppelin sessions. For one, most of the live cuts of songs from all of their albums up to Help! (and there's quite a bit of them) are not very interesting, and at times they become almost boring - especially on disc 2, where at some point they sing nothing but For Sale and Help! songs which are all at worst inferior and at best absolutely similar to the studio recordings. I admit that sometimes it might be interesting to witness the subtle changes - to see them extend the ending of 'She's A Woman' with some 'jamming', for instance, or to hear Ringo sing 'Matchbox' and 'I Wanna Be Your Man' live: fact is, he goes into such a humoristic rage while pounding on his kit and shouting out the lyrics at the same time, that he can't stay on key even for one line. Good old Ring! Have a banana! Catch!
No, but the real attraction of the album is that there's lots of songs that never made it to original albums - most of them covers, plus one original - 'I'll Be On My Way', a rather silly pop song wisely given away to some Mersey band, either Billy J. Kramer and The Dakotas or Jerry and The Pacemakers, I really don't remember who. As for the covers, some of them are very entertaining. John does a good job in assimilating Chuck Berry's 'Too Much Monkey Business', for example, while George shows himself a great ape-man as he faithfully copies the classic introduction to 'Johnny B. Goode'. Paul, on the other hand, will display for you some more of that unrestricted rock'n'roll howler, as he bawls out the lyrics to 'Clarabella' and especially 'The Hippie Hippie Shake'. Lots of covers, surprisingly enough, are done by George, and they're good: 'Young Blood', for example, or 'Nothin' Shakin' and Carl Perkins' 'Glad All Over' on disc 2. Poor George was probably taking his revanche on not being allowed to sing much in the studio. Some of the covers, however, are total bullshit even by inferior standards: the sweety-sugary 'Honeymoon Song' belongs on a Frankie Avalon record, and the teeny-bopping 'Lonesome Tears In My Eyes' might have benefited from slick Beatles production, but live it just sucks.
But, anyway - this is the Beatles! This is the Beatles! The Beatles can't sing crap! Or, well, maybe they can, but I'll still prefer any Beatles-sung crap to the best stuff by the Smashing Pumpkins. Yeah. But wait, there's so many of this stuff here, there's just plain no need to listen to the crap - ever heard the Beatles play 'Carol'? 'Lucille'? 'Memphis Tennessee'? 'Sweet Little Sixteen'? What about Paul's magnificent Elvis impersonation on 'That's All Right'? John's soulful rendition of that Motown piece o' shit (heh heh), 'Soldier Of Love'? 'I Got A Woman'? And that's not all! Yes, taken individually, all of these songs were done better either in the original versions ('Lucille', 'I Got A Woman') or played tighter by the Beatles' colleagues (the Stones' version of 'Carol', for instance, is so much tighter that... ah, forget it. Who are we comparing anyway).
Maybe the greatest attraction on the album, though, is the dialogs between the boys and the Radio Man (actually, there might have been several Radio Men; I checked their names at some time, but I've forgotten, and, frankly speaking, I don't give a whack). It has John's great line: 'I play guitar, sometimes I play the fool', or John guessing that 'A Hard Day's Night' is 'Crinsk Dee Night' in Portuguese, or Paul telling about his musical tastes, etc. These things add a real domestic touch to the whole album. Still, regardless of all its virtues, I wouldn't recommend it to anybody who isn't already fed up on the original LPs. I can't see why anybody should prefer these live versions to the originals, and as for the elsewhere unavailable covers - they're all harmless fun, of course, but they sure don't add nothing to The Beatles' fame. Wilson & Alroy recently supposed that these two discs could be a good alternative to pulling out your original LP's for the hundredth time, and I agree - I did find out, in fact, that during the past two years I've played this stuff more often than any other Beatles album, just because it was relatively new.
The only major complaint about this stuff, and a thing that can seriously bug you if you're a rigid formalist, is that, for no reason, the songs are not arranged chronologically - while certain chunks of material do seem to be thrown together (perversely, these are the most annoying chunks, like three or four Beatles For Sale epoch originals), they're, in fact, all mighty inconsequential. 'Love Me Do' is the last track on the album, darn! No perspective! And you can't even program the thing unless you have a 2- or more-CD player, because you'd have to swap discs all of the time. No perfection in this world, right? Right.

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 ANTHOLOGY-I

Year Of Release: 1995
Record rating = 6
Overall rating = 11

A cash-in, interesting for hardcore fans and novelty collectors.
Best song: CRY FOR A SHADOW

First of all: let me tell you I'm not a terrible fan of the Anthologies. There's no doubt about the fact that the whole enterprise was intended to milk the numerous fans' pockets, and in that it succeeded admirably - it just couldn't fail. But I seriously doubt that even the most hardcore fan could prefer these tracks to the originals. Raw, without overdubs, with extremely simple guitar and keyboard lines, often stuttering and off-key vocals, sometimes with cracking noises, sometimes with painfully distorted sound, these primaeval versions of well-known classics are certainly interesting if taken as historical documents. But try to pass them for real music? Hah! Ridiculous.
Now then, the first one of these products is probably the most interesting in that it contains several early compositions and/or recordings made by the Fab Four when they weren't Fab yet (in fact, at some times they weren't even Four). Some people actually consider this a letdown, because all of these things are obviously inferior to the Beatles' classic material as we have grown to know it. However, it all depends on the attitude: if you're really planning to spend quite a bit of your time listening to this Anthologies stuff as real music, you'd better be off with the third volume. Me, I'm only willing to accept them as treasurable, but not particularly entertaining documents, and in this respect, the first volume is inarguably the most important.
And so, what do we find? There's the first recording John, Paul and George ever did together, the unlucky single 'That'll Be The Day'/'In Spite Of All The Danger', with horrible cracking noises and extremely lousy singing. Even so, while the version of 'That'll Be The Day' doesn't really differ much from your average fourteen year old teen schoolgroup's sloppy take, Paul's original already shows the first blossoms of creative energy - my, don't you think that with a little elaboration and a bit of changed lyrics they could make it a hit? Next come some poor-audience-quality bootleg recordings dating from club gigs in the late fifties ("Hallelujah I Love Her So", "You'll Be Mine" with John (Paul?) making a parody on Elvis), which are, as Paul confesses it, simply recordings made on a tape-recorder placed before the singers to satisfy their own self-indulgent needs. They're unlistenable, for sure, but just imagine all the hoopla!
Things start getting good with a couple o' numbers with Tony Sheridan, like the world-famous "My Bonnie", the band's first officially released recording ever. Even better, though, are the Lennon-sung "Ain't She Sweet" and the fabulous instrumental "Cry For A Shadow" which should be considered one of their best instrumental compositions (not that they did a lot of them, anyway) and, in fact, the first significant Beatles' composition of any artistic merit. That stinging guitar riff is really something, and it's a good thing the composition was not forgotten. Ripped off from the Shadows, I suppose (as the title suggests), but then again, the Shadows were a pretty interesting group themselves.
Most interesting, though, this volume presents us with some of the so-called 'Decca tapes' which were presented by Brian Epstein to Decca, but rejected under the famous pretext that "guitar-based groups are going out of fashion". These include a great "Searchin'", two Harrison-sung oldies (my personal favourite is 'Three Cool Cats') and especially Paul's own 'Like Dreamers Do' which, I guess, could be easily included on Please Please Me but for some reason wasn't.
The later stuff, however, is for the most part well-known. Live versions (some of them from the famous Royal Albert Hall gig), a lot of them: fun but certainly add nothing to the originals. And studio takes: some are exciting, I'll admit, especially the early version of 'One After 909', with some banter in the studio (I like the bit where Paul complains about his bassline, saying stuff like 'I can't play that, it's MURDER!', and the funny waltz tempo of 'I'll Be Back'. Heard that? John starts singing the song in that tempo, then growls that he can't do it, and they burst into a much faster take. (Of course, they were spliced only later, but still sounds fun). But most are just curios. Some are even unlistenable, like 'And I Love Her' which sounds as if the tape was chewn. Songs unavailable before include a great cover of 'Shout' with the band members taking turns to sing the repeating lines, a 'Leave My Kitten Alone' (great rocker with John at his best) and a 'Moonlight Bay' (imagine that!) preceded by a comedy bit which (the comedy bit, not the song) you can also see on video.
Oh wait! I've almost forgotten the 'Free As A Bird' tune which is really an old John Lennon demo enriched in the studio by Paul, George, and Ringo. And Jeff Lynne (sigh). The song is fantastic, the production is much too bombastic. Then again, such a great monster as the Anthology should probably have a bombastic start. Who knows? But it's interesting how Paul intertwines his vocals with the deeply mixed Lennon voice. Reminds me of a "seance in the dark".
I've even managed to get used to the bombastic arrangement, you know. By the way, if you want to hear a cool 'stripped' version of the tune, consult Adrian Belew's Belewprints album (which is pretty hard to find anyway) where he does a touching rendition of the song backed by just a piano. Just like the program specified.

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ANTHOLOGY-II

Year Of Release: 1996
Record rating = 4
Overall rating = 9

Another cash-in, hardly significant from the musical sense.
Best song: THAT MEANS A LOT

Same old line: live recordings and studio edits, from 1965-1966 (disc 1) and on to 1967 (disc 2). The main problem is that I consider this one much worse than the first volume, primarily because there are only two previously unavailable songs: "If You've Got Trouble" is a Ringo-sung childish pop rocker intended for Help! but replaced by "Act Naturally"... eventually, and "That Means A Lot" is a nice Macca ballad, shelved for unclear reasons. I like both of the songs, and I do think they hold up against the officially released contemporary material; however, two new songs for a 2-CD album? Gimme a break... Plus, we have "12-Bar Original" - a very strange instrumental jam that would not seem out of place on a Rolling Stones album. Apparently, the Fab Four did jam a lot in the studio, but, due to their lack of superior technical abilities, never included that stuff on their official albums (an impressingly clever tactics that quite a few not-so-modest bands should have followed). However, taken as an exception, it's quite intriguing to hear the Beatles engage in a musical genre they would never disclose during their career.
The rest, however, is only interesting historically. A lot of raw versions from Revolver and, strange enough, only two takes from Rubber Soul, both of them equally uninteresting. There's 'Norwegian Wood', spoiled by an overemphasized sitar arrangement (the standard version cleverly restricted the use of this instrument), and a pumped-up, more rockin' version of 'I'm Looking Through You', where the softer/harder sections just do not merge so seamlessly as, again, they do on the standard version. Revolver outtakes aren't that good, either: the demo version of 'Got To Get You Into My Life', with that noodling organ sound and without the horns, makes me cringe, and 'Tomorrow Never Knows' here sounds like one of those stupid acid jams by the Jefferson Airplane. However, I would recommend the version of 'Eleanor Rigby' which is actually nothing but strings: when you hear them solo, with no singing, you get a very strange feeling that keeps you on your toes.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
.............
And, for some reason, I quite enjoy listening to the cut of 'And Your Bird Can Sing' on here. Maybe it's because of the stupid giggling throughout - the band just sounds as if they were mocking themselves, and it's hilarious.
Some face is left on the live recordings (some from the Hollywood Bowl, some from their final performance at Candlestick park, I think), although not much. The live version of 'Yesterday', for instance, is totally unnecessary (although it did look cool in the video), and sometimes they just keep fuckin' up, like on 'Help!' where John keeps forgetting the lyrics (as usual). Oh well, at least the sound quality is better than on the official Live At The Hollywood Bowl album.
but it all comes to an end on disc 2, since the boys quit touring by then. It all consists of raw and unadorned Pepper-Mystery Tour takes, most of them unlistenable. Only a complete geek would like to listen to an instrumental version of "Within You Without You", or sit through three versions of "Strawberry Fields", or enjoy a "Hello Goodbye" with no overdubs. There are some interesting facts, though: like you know "Only A Northern Song" is really a 1967 outtake and not made specially for Submarine. And there's a full-length version of "You Know My Name" which, as you probably know, is the greatest Beatles song of all time. Enjoy! Frankly, I don't remember even a single track on that second disc that somehow managed to receive my attention. To make matters worse, some of the songs are Frankensteins, several takes seamed together, and some just follow the formula 'basic track with no overdubs of this and that', like on the stripped down 'I Am The Walrus' or 'Good Morning Good Morning'. I don't think even rock historians would be too interested in this stuff.
The opening track, 'Real Love', is cool, though. Yet another collaboration of John Lennon's ghost with Paul, George, Ringo, and Jeff Lynne, it is very emotional and could have been a great hit were it released by a living John. As it is, it wasn't. The production almost ruins it, of course (Jeff Lynne is about as compatible with John Lennon as George Martin with the Sex Pistols), but if you see right through the booming drums, you'll witness the genius. For the record, the soundtrack to Lennon's video biography (Imagine: John Lennon) includes the original version of this song in its simple piano arrangement. Check this one out. Oh, and as far as I know, the song was not performed by Adrian Belew.

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ANTHOLOGY-III

Year Of Release: 1996
Record rating = 5
Overall rating = 10

Yet more cash-ins. Get it only when you learn all the rest by heart.
Best song: WHAT'S THE NEW MARY-JANE

And again we're exposed to a flood of 'musical skeletons'. Disc 1 is pretty much the White Album complete, and it's chock-full of uninteresting, dull, sloppy versions which would have been brilliant were they not completely obliterated by their elaborate peers on original releases. Who needs a quiet acoustic 'While My Guitar Gently Weeps'? Interesting... but no keyboards? No Clapton solos? No George wailings in the background? Who needs it? Not me. I mean, it's a good start if you're planning to learn how to play this kind of thing, and it is moving in a different way, but the definitive version will always be the definitive version. What is the point to listen to half-finished, raw versions of 'Rocky Raccoon' or 'Happiness Is A Warm Gun', or listen to an overlong version of 'Why Don't We Do It In The Road?' Historians are welcome, music fans better beware.
Still, there's some good news, in that there's a bit more previously unreleased material than on the second volume. George's sad, confessional 'Not Guilty' is at the least entertaining; it's kinda clumsy and doesn't hold up well, but it has enough quality to have been later resuscitated for his 1978 album, although it did not do much there. John's 'What's The New Mary-Jane' is certainly fun and could have been a ten tons better contribution for the White Album than 'Revolution 9' ever was: a groovy psycho number that starts out as a nursery rhyme and goes on to become a scary, creepy sound collage. Finally, inally, Paul's 'Step Inside Love' is a pretty ditty, chunking off in a mellow tempo before the band goes drooning in a psychodelic schizophrenia ('Los Paranoias'). But that's about it.
Disc 2 gives us insight into the Let It Be and Abbey Road sessions, and believe me, you won't be excited. Sure, Phil Spector's 'wall-of-sound' production is missing, and a lot of people rave about 'The Long And Winding Road' sounding a lot greater without the orchestral background. Could be. Could be not. Me, I personally don't feel the need for another version, I quite enjoy the original. Here, the standouts are 'Come And Get It', an interesting McCartney product which, as far as I know, was relegated to Badfinger, and some rock'n'roll jams which you can also see live in the Let It Be movie. Again, I think it's much more interesting to see the movie where you can really see the boys take off their load and engage in some mindless fun, forgetting about their problems. Here, on the other side, the only thing you notice is the displeasant sloppiness of these numbers. Come on now, the boys were just banging on their pianos and wailing out the lyrics to 'Rip It Up' and 'Blue Suede Shoes' that they probably haven't played for six or seven years already. Why this stuff ought to have been extracted from bootlegs and offered to the general Beatles' lover is way beyond me. 'Nuff said.
Other than that, there are also some interesting demo versions of songs which would later become solo Beatle songs: Paul's 'Junk' and 'Teddy Boy' were later included on McCartney, and George's 'All Things Must Pass', sure enough, on All Things Must Pass. If you like 'em, be sure to get these albums! They're as good as any Beatles disc... well, here I am - talking of solo Beatles instead of the Anthologies. Pure chance?
Nah. I mean, if you're really objective and if you're Beatles-obsessed, you would do yourself a much better job to grab the best of the Beatles' solo albums before even thinking of getting the Anthologies. If you ask me, indeed, I'll say that all this crazy hype did nothing but ruin the Beatles' reputation. At least, these archives should not be marketed under slogans like 'the lost great Beatles' legacy' or something like that, but with a severe warning to fans that these records are documents, not new records. As it is, I suppose many an ignorant fan of 'Hey Jude' and 'Michelle' has shelled out his money for nothing.
On the other hand, I think that, with a little (ok, with a huge) editing, you could tape off the best of the new material, outtakes and live performances to make a really good 90-minute tape or a superb 45-minute tape, which you'll be sure to enjoy just as fine as your average Beatles album. And don't forget to put 'Cry For A Shadow', 'That Means A Lot' and 'Come And Get It' on it!

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A HARD DAY'S NIGHT

Year Of Release: 1964

Possibly the best ever Beatle movie, this one is completely unpretentious, 'un-silly' and full of good-time generic British humour. It features the Beatles on a kind of 'average' day - a trip to some unknown British city to perform in a local theatre. Richard Lester tried, however, to make this 'average' day look as interesting as possible - and he succeeded, creating a real masterpiece that is often regarded as the prototypical rock movie. The hilarious scenes will certainly make you laugh till you're half dead, especially if you have a penchant for traditional British humour, and the lip-sync performances are great too. Also, each of the characters (except probably Paul) are very well shown with emphasis on their peculiar characteristics (see, for example, Harrison's 'clothes advertisement' scene, or Ringo's relations with 'Paul's grandfather', or John's constant hooliganry).
This film is Ringo's debut as a movie star - never surpassed at that, so Ringo fans are particularly welcome here; John displays strong acting abilities as well. On the other hand, both Paul and George obviously do not know how to act, and this is probably why Paul does not play any important part in the film (the same goes for Help!). Sorry, Paul! Unfortunately, he never ever really learned to act in his entire life - it was never part of his appeal.
Oh, and of course, the film is in black and white. Disappointed? Hardly - most of the early Beatles' photos are in black and white, so no need to get used or adjusted if you hardly stand black and white (I mean, there are people who do). Also, I warn you that they do not sing all the time - after all, wouldn't that get boring? And, of course, there is no real live footage with live audio, but I guess that goes without saying. And do you think that scene in the plot where Ringo fakes his departure from the band presages the Beatles' own break-up? I mean, didn't they actually break up to get to some 'real life', just like he did in the movie...

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HELP!

Year Of Release: 1965

So this time Dick Lester decided he'd try to go for a real plot in his next Beatles film. Therefore there's a whole lotta intended humour in this film, and it does seem funny - in the best traditions of British comedy. Unfortunately, it doesn't have anything to do with the Beatles. The plot - about Ringo accidentally acquiring a sacred Indian ring needed for a ritual human sacrifice and being therefore hunted by some dark Indian cult - is stupid to the extreme (where did he get the ring? how come he can't get it off in the beginning and it comes off all by itself in the end? questions like these arise every five seconds, I assure you), and, while Ringo, as usual, does a great acting job, the other three are totally blank. Paul is even duller than he was in Hard Day's Night, and both John and George don't get even a single chance to shine. The other actors do look funny, though. Also, the film is in colours, so this may serve as some sort of consolation. And you'll see how the boys have certainly changed and let loose their hair since the last year - in the case of Ringo, quite literally. Elsewhere, they dress in beach outfits for the Bahamas, winter coats for the Alps, and, in the case of Paul, newspapers for the urinal (I'm not jokin'!)
It's a good thing this was their second and last try at making a 'traditional' movie with a professional director. I actually enjoy it - sometimes; but I shudder at the thought what would their next move in this direction had been. This one is only saved by the fact that it's a British, not American, comedy. No offense, but check the differences between Elvis films and Beatles films and you'll see the crucial difference in quality.

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MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR

Year Of Release: 1967

Their first (and last) self-made film. Everybody hated it at the time it came out, and few enjoy it still, but I don't think it's actually as bad as it is depicted. The problem is, there's not much humour here, and when there is humour, it is always the psychodelic kind of humour. So people who expected another Help! were disappointed. But I'm asking everybody: what did you expect in 1967? A comedy? A serious film? A thriller? This is the Beatles enjoying themselves, experimenting, trying out the first ideas that came into their heads. It isn't supposed to showcase their talents; it isn't supposed to have any message. It's just fun.
Of course, it's got its own defects. The stupid striptease scene at the end is absolutely unnecessary, for one thing. Guess they wanted some hooliganry, but the fact is that this is no psychodelia, and it muddles the concept. A couple of scenes are rather nasty, like the one where John serves spadefuls of spaghetti to Aunt Jessica. But there's a lot of great sequences, most of which are tied to songs: the great 'I Am The Walrus' sequence, Paul impersonating the Fool on the Hill, changes of cloud-colour in 'Flying', the closing 'Your Mother Should Know' with the guys dressed in white wearing roses... all these things are very nice. No meaning. No message. But enjoyable.
So really, I don't get what all the hatred is about. Guess it's accidental. Go correct this mistake - get a copy of the film and enjoy the guys at their psychodelic best.
Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you about the plot. Well... there isn't any.

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YELLOW SUBMARINE

Year Of Release: 1968

It's not even a movie, it's a cartoon. But it's great. The plot is childish and 'summer-of-love'-ish at the same time. A happy land called Pepperland is invaded by the Blue Meanies, and naturally there's no one but the Beatles to arrive on the scene in a Yellow Submarine and expel the nasty intruders with the power of music and love. The graphics are really inspired (indeed, as far as I know, this thing produced a revolution in cartoonery), the plot is a bit dumb but vompensated by lots of good humour, and the soundtrack consists entirely of Beatle originals plus some orchestration from George Martin (see the soundtrack album for details). Plus - the Beatles appear themselves at the very end to wish us all good luck and sing 'All Together Now'. Jolly.
I highly recommend this cartoon EVEN for adults. Every Beatles fan should own it, and it might seem groovy even to people who hate The Beatles more than paying taxes.

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LET IT BE

Year Of Release: 1970

A v-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-ry long documentary, released approximately at the same time with the corresponding LP. It was Paul's idea to get The Beatles all in a recording studio with cameras, lock them up and film all that would happen. Actually, all that happened was a lot of swearing and nervous breakdowns, and that's exacty what you get in the first part, culminating in the scene where George gets really pissed off at Paul and says something like 'OK, you can play what you want, and I'll play everything you tell me. I'll do everything you want'. Still, there is some interesting footage of the guys working on songs like 'Two Of Us', 'I've Got A Feeling', 'Maxwell's Silver Hammer' and others. Yoko is present, too.
The second part of the film sees the guys return to Apple Studios, where things seem to cheer up a little, especially with the arrival of Billy Preston. We see some jams where the boys clearly enjoy themselves, a great footage of 'For You Blue' and lots of interesting things, including George and Ringo having fun with the keyboards while playing 'Octopus's Garden'.
Finally, the movie's culmination is certainly the famous roof concert, filmed in its completeness (I guess). Everybody's happy - until the police arrives, that is, but even with that they manage to play a great handful of songs, some of them included on the LP. Really great! If you're really into Beatles, be sure to grab a copy of this: it'll give you real insight into the way The Beatles worked, even if the time already wasn't quite appropriate.

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THE BEATLES COMPLEAT

Year Of Release: 1982

The first historical documentary covering the complete (compleat?) history of The Beatles. This is the place to start if you're a novice: the text is very well narrated, there's a lot of photos and footage, excerpts from interviews and press-conferences, the soundtrack is very well selected, and there's even enough time for some live numbers in their entirety - 'Twist And Shout' from the Royal Albert Hall, two songs from their first gig in Washington ('I Want To Hold Your Hand', 'From Me To You') and three from Budokan, 1966 ('Yesterday', 'Nowhere Man', 'If I Needed Someone'). Unfortunately, real lovers of the Beatles live will get little from this film; at least, I suppose that just five live tracks is not enough for anybody. Still - as a historical documentary it is near-perfect.

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ON THE ROAD

Year Of Release: 1990

A short documentary with next to no music: this is The Beatles 'on the road', and that's what you get: excerpts from interviews, press-conferences, lots of footage you don't need because you can get it on Compleat, and some idiotic collations. The funniest thing for me is Paul playing the fool around the camera during a Japanese interview in 1966. Lousy. Avoid if you're not obsessed with the idea of getting every Beatles video there is.

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ANTHOLOGY

Year Of Release: 1996

Well, what can I say? This was intended to replace Compleat on a higher level: it has six parts instead of one, the story is narrated by The Beatles themselves, there's lots of live cuts, most of them previously unavailable, lots of videos and tons of interesting footage. Still, strange though it may seem, I would recommend you to get Compleat as well. The reason is: this monster of a movie boasts a horrible production. Nobody but God could understand the Beatles' story from this horrible mess of recollections. The usual pattern is: Neil Aspinall says there were 50,000 spectators at Shea Stadium, then in goes Paul and says there were 60,000, then we have George saying there were really 70,000. So the poor people who watch it are still left ignorant about the fact how many spectators there really were. Some important things are missed, e. g., the making of Yellow Submarine cartoon, etc. Sometimes the chronology is all mixed up. Sometimes you just can't get what in the hell they are talking about.
So my advice is - just skip the banter and watch the live performances. Thanks God, there's a lot of these. Highlights include: footage from the Ed Sullivan show, two numbers from the Royal Albert Hall (not 'Twist And Shout'), a great version of 'Hey Jude' from a TV show, studio footage from the making of the White Album, and lots and lots of others. For this, if for nothing else, the Anthology is certainly worth the money.

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