Before you proceed any further, you'd better learn something about
my musical tastes - and decide whether it'll be of any use to read farther.
Overall I tend to eclecticism, but I do have some personal preferences
and, unfortunately, some biases. Here they are. You may ridiculize them
or praise them - feel free to leave any comments or open any discussions.
Superstition # 1: My favourite period in rock music is the 60's. It is my deep belief that much more than half of all absolute rock classics were either written in this Golden Age of rock, or else were written by artists whose roots lie deeply in the 60's (like the ex-Beatles). And yes, I know that I am no expert in late 70's, 80's or 90's music, but trust me - I've heard a lot, and about ninety percent of all I've heard sounds utterly, ferociously and inevitably derivative. That is, there is a large bunch of bands that sound good, but whatever you say - they are not original. Originality in modern rock is something practically unheard of. And why should I need to listen to unoriginal music when I can always go back to its roots? Hah! The greatest stupidity in the world is when people prefer listening to modern music instead of listening to good music. As for the 60's bands, practically every one of them that I try to review had something new and fascinating to offer to the world, and in most cases that's exactly why I love 'em. Note: I don't want to say anything particularly bad about the better bands of the 70's-90's. I just want to say they are not as good as the bands of the 60's. And for that particular reason they are mostly absent on this site. For a more detailed discussion of this problem, please see my essay: Music Today: Where The Hell Is It Heading To? Challenge or support my Superstition # 1? Mail your ideas Your worthy comments: Scott Kohler <skohler@netcom.ca> (18.07.99) Saying as a rule that bands of the 70s to 90s are not necessarily bad but that they're "not as good" as the bands of the 60s is a pretty risky thing to say, without going on a band-by-band basis. It borders on dangerous, in fact - for the late 70s, listen to Elvis Costello and the Clash, for the 80s check out the Replacements, and for the 90s listen to Sloan and Elliott Smith. All of these artists can, in my opinion, hold their own alongside of my favorites from the 60s like the Beatles and Beach Boys and Zombies. Boris <Kreatore@aol.com> (25.08.99) I also have a few bones to pick with you about the fact that you say that modern music is all derivative. I would really like to disagree with that, or amend that to being all mainstream music is. I personally like the 60's the best as well, but I know quite a few bands which are very creative today. Coil, Nurse With Wound, I don't really have time to get into it now, but I could definetly provide you with more examples if you want them. Nick Karn <Awake600@aol.com> (30.08.99) I also disagree with this. While many bands you review on this site
were incredibly groundbreaking and had a unique, I also wouldn't say they
were totally original. Pretty much no band is original. Originality has
ALWAYS been an unheard of thing in rock. I mean, come on, on this site
and in Prindle's reader comments you contradict yourself on this. Look
at the opening paragraphs on your reviews for The Beatles... you say everything
bad that could be said about them, and how a great deal of things attributed
to The Beatles were not invented by them, which is true. If you listened
to old Chuck Berry or Buddy Holly you'd probably find some striking similarities,
especially in the early days. Even their later experimental stuff came
from something, it just didn't appear into John Lennon's mind, although
there's no denying he was a true musical genius. But they're considered
the greatest band of all time because they combined their diverse influences
better than everyone else, no question about that. Also take a good look
at your Bob Dylan comments on Prindle's page again and you will see that
you're contadicting your "creed". Dylan wasn't really original,
he took his cues from old folk music and added "poetry" and sung
it in his "pleasantvoice". Simon Hearn <simon@leehearn.freeserve.co.uk> (07.09.99) I do believe 60's and 70's music stands alone as the greatest of modern
times, but what about Bowie, REM and Radiohead (even U2). These are class
acts and should be added to your site (not enough time in the day?). My
particular faves are Bowie - so influencial, this can never be underestimated
- European music was irrevocably changed after Low, Heroes and Lodger
and REM - who in my opinion should get a 5 rating on your chart. I personally
think of them as equals to the stones, with the Beatles on top. Lyrically
and musically they are superior to most other bands present and past. Josh Fitzgerald <breezesf85@email.com> (13.01.99) Well, I understand where you're coming from when you say that "the
60s was the most influential decade of music," however, if you listen
carefully, the music of the 80s and 90s are 100% different in style, and
presentation than those of the 60s, and even 70s. In my opinion, the music
of the 60s and 70s could be an entirely different story than that of the
80s and 90s. I know it's been said before, but I understand that you feel
this way, becuase the 60s was truly the decade that r'n'r hit the mainstream.
And in bringing it there, artists of the 70s, 80s, and 90s had a chance
to innovate the style of the 60s artist, and it gave them freedom to do
more. In fact, if I had a choice, I would say that newer music is even
more interesting than the first.If that makes sense. Oh well, an opinion
is an opinion. And I hope you don't mind me doing this here, but here are
my top 10 fav songs of all time- Rose Mary <raponte@prtc.net> (28.02.2000) Your creed is strictly based on one thing; nostalgia. Most probably
you were born and raised in the 60's and you cannot get rid of those feel-good
images of your adolescence (I was born in 1976 and was 23
years old as of writing this creed page - G. S.).
Why I know? Because the same thing has happened to me. I' m absolutely
convinced that the world's best and more productive period was 1968-1972....But
I think I have overcome this nostalgia bug, since I have been able to check
some material of the new wave. Give it a try, check Matchbox 20, Blues
Travelers, Third Eye Blind and Collective Soul and you'll find some good
or even excellent music..this is not to say that there' s a lot of mediocrity
but then again there was some in the 60 's as well ( who in hell remembers
the 1910 Fruit Gum Co., or the Grass Roots or Blues Image or Sugarloaf
or the Tee Set or Shocking Blue or California Earthquake or Moby Grape
or POCO, did I say POCO?) Anthony Mercadante <tmercada@automatedmicro.com> (01.05.2000) No rock music is completely original. Rock came from blues and bluegrass.
This is fact, not fancy. So where did these come from. Blues came from
black traditional folk music. Bluegrass came from folk music. Take a step
sideways to get to the pop of the 50's. Blues and Jazz are closely related
cousins. Jazz and the Big Band sounds shared blood. Big Band came from,
to make a long story short - classical music. Classical music came from
the gregorian chants. Now, if it weren't for those JAMMIN monks, where
would we be now? mjcarney <mjcarney@netzero.net> (22.07.2000) I used to have the same exact opinion of all music after oh maybe 1973 ish, besides Nirvana that is--as I grew up in the 90's. However, despite that I was a huge Nirvana fan--and all the music of that time, it was the 60's music that really made me a fan. The Beatles, The Stones, The Who, the Doors Dylan, etc. All is terrific, and better than anything after or before it, but still there is some great music/that is quite original that has been recorded in the last 25 years. I will list a few that you should check out. Tom Waits--either his ballad days--early 70's etc which is beuatiful, or his widely experimental days 80's--present. Check out Rain Dogs, Swordfishtrombones, Bone Machine for some amazingly new/experimental/brilliant music. Another band which might change your opinion is the Pixies. Black Francis + co, combined surf/punk/60's pop/and even the girl group's sound to make what is probably the most influential music of the 90's. I would check out either Surfer Rosa or the more instantly likeable Doolittle for some classic and 99.9% original material. They defined the 90's but without any of the credit they deserve. Sonic Youth too, has been extremely influential. Check out "EVOL, Sister or Daydream Nation for somewhat uncompromising yet classic material. These three alone give you a start, but there are also albums from Nirvana, Patti Smith, Talking Heads,Flaming Lips and many more which are completely original and can give anything in the 60's a run for its money in creativity/brilliance/ as well as originality. 60's were/are my favorite time too, but let's not go so far as to say that "originality in modern rock is something practically unheard of", the only difference with then and now, is that the original stuff today just isn't popular whereas in the 60's it was overly popular. Just thought you might want to know.... Dave Thomas <DTHOMAS@bowg.com> (13.09.2000) The idea that a thing must be new to be good seems incredibly wasteful
to me. It also shows a gross misunderstanding of the creative process.
Unless you grew up in a plastic bubble or on Venus, you cannot be immune
to the stimuli and impulses all around you. And you can't help but incorporate
those same thing into your own creations. So you see, nothing is ever truly
"original" in the sense of having no identifiable influences. Thomas M. Silvestri <cc3000@earthlink.net> (14.10.2000) This seems like the right place to just offer some general praise of
George and his website. I won't get overly into the question of whether
the '60s has to be THE period for everybody, better than the present, etc.
(I've rapped with plenty of real old-timers who'll tell you it was the
'50s, the 40s, the 30s...) But I will say that he's wise to at least start
by covering that period and some of the crucial work of the '50s, as there's
no denying that the wonderfully democratic forum provided by rock 'n' roll
from the '50s to the early '70s was a wonder to behold for anyone lucky
enough to live in America or England at the time. (Disco rather threw a
spanner into the works after that and things didn't regain momentum till
the punk/new wave thing.) I try to tell younger people that before the
Beatles and all that came after, you couldn't even buy a T-shirt with lettering
on it, much less record songs with any kind of controversial or explicit
lyrics and hope to get them on commercial radio. (And P.S., that's no endorsement
of Two Live Crew, Eminem, and other people who I think have really gone
overboard and, in Eminem's case, probably need professional counseling.)
At any rate, even Herbert Marcuse was stunned by the diversity and depth
of the cultural dialogue of the '60s, so I certainly understand George's
strong interest in its musical variant. Lyolya Svidrigajlova <vsvitov@diamin.msk.ru> (11.12.2000) Neither challenge nor support... Well, in fact, I like late 50's - 60's
American rock more than anything else about foreign (I'm Russian) music.
But there surely are Dire Straits who are more about 70's and 80's music!
And lots of other things. Not that I listen to that very often but Prodigy,
Greenday and Rednex are a lot of fun! Dumb but a huuuge LOT of fun! Nothing
new but a huuuuuuge LOT of fun! (Hell! And this dumb woman (I mean myself)
loves Carl Perkins!) Don't look for too much in this music "en vogue"
- that's not much for thinking, that's for fun! Don't frown at me, you
who love the Doors! I love them too! But sometimes we need to relax, huh?
But... can't deny the fact... I hate the Beatles! <Manofnekc@aol.com> (13.12.2000) to say that bands from the 70s---90s are castoffs from the 60s is correct
but the 60s bands are castoffs from the 50s which are bastards from blues,
jazz and country, so where in all this mix does the 50s bands fit in? originality
can be boring. as long as the music is FUN, enjoy it. Jon Morse <jon@sitestar.net> (15.12.2000) Originality... it's really a subjective term. Taken to a ludicrous extreme,
one can say "Oh, I've heard those two chords in sequence before; this
is derivative." Therefore, in George's defense, understand that one
person's "original" is not another's. I, personally, find such
acts as Rush, Queensryche, Tool, and Japan (not an exhaustive list, obviously)
to be "original," in that they did do something different than
was previously being done, and had their formula followed. By the same
token, they derived a great deal from their predecessors.
Superstition # 2: Yes, I like blues music. AND I like bluesrock heroes like Clapton. So sue me. Pardon me, but it seems that it's become the general tendency among web reviewers to dis the blues and especially blues rock. I don't know why this is happening. My guess is that either they play guitar and just can't afford the virtuosity which is so necessary for good blues rock, or maybe they just think that blues has been largely overrated as a genre throughout the years. Me, I like a good bluesy guitar solo now and then, and I can even tolerate lengthy 20-minute Creamish solos (although that's not what I like to do best with my music). Not to mention that Mr Blues is the daddy of Mr Rock'n'Roll. And blues is the only music form that hasn't been nightmarishly vulgarized in the heavy metal 70's, electronic 80's and puzzled 90's. Put on a good blues record now and then and have a good time. Just don't do it too often. Challenge or support my Superstition # 2? Mail your ideas Your worthy comments: Anthony Mercadante <tmercada@automatedmicro.com> (01.05.2000) Clapton, a bluesrock hero? Call him an unimaginative thief, maybe, but
a hero? There are MANY better bluesmen out there. At the very least you
need to give Zeppelin its due for changing the musical landscape with this
regard. I know that it's cool now to bash Zeppelin because they get overplayed
and are 'given too much credit'. Let's put that into perspective, however:
doesn't that mean that their influence over rock has been so great that
it is impossible to ignore them? Does it not mean that their music has
such an enduring power, like the Doors (which is the college kids equivalent
of Led Zeppelin), that it must be that they made truly great TIMELESS music?
True, the Doors did do some original new things to and with their music,
but did Zeppelin not do as much? Just ask 5 rock bands who their musical
influences are and see if you can get none of them to say zeppelin. Remember,
plagiarism is the highest and sincerest form of flattery. Dave Thomas <DTHOMAS@bowg.com> (13.09.2000) How can anyone with such an aversion to "derivative" music
enjoy the blues? We're talking about the most constrictive structure in
all of music here, folks. One scale. Basically one chord progression. A
billion interchangeable solos.
Superstition # 3: I like conceptual rock music. I like rock operas. I like it when rock is trying to be art. Of course, all the three statements need a little correction: all of these things have to be done well. But, apart from that, art rock is probably the last epochal music genre of the XX century. That doesn't mean I have anything against simple pop music of the likes of what has been done in the early 60's; but the way rock music grew and matured has always fascinated me, too. It just makes things more interesting. Challenge or support my Superstition # 3? Mail your ideas Your worthy comments: Mr. Flash <zwetan@stud.uni-frankfurt.de> (01.09.2000) I don't have the impression you really like that sort of thing. You
gave unashamingly low ratings to the Kinks' Preservation, which
IMHO couldn't have been done better, and seemed to be delighted to write
that Sleepwalker was "at least no rock-opera"... You also
dislike Genesis' Lamb and Floyd's Wall for a great deal,
too great actually for any rock opera fan. Anthony Mercadante <tmercada@automatedmicro.com> (01.05.2000) I guess Rush 2112 is too 'new' to be to your liking. This album is what every concept album should aspire to be, in my opinion. And it follows it's theme in the Classical sense.
Superstition # 4: Progressive rock? Approach this genre with care. Prog-rockers are a very dangerous breed. On one hand, prog-rock was probably the 'highest' rock music ever got, and at its best it wasn't just a popularization of classical music (which, by the way, is not a bad idea by itself, as was proved by ELP): it was really a separate musical genre the likes of which were never unheard before. On the other hand, prog-rockers were often whiny, self-indulgent, artsy and way too serious. When their seriousness was justified by their actual smartness, clever philosophic conceptions and deep lyrics that actually HAD some sense (early Genesis and Jethro Tull; Pink Floyd), it worked; when their seriousness turned out to be puffed up and purely imaginable (King Crimson, Yes), it didn't. Come on now - don't you sometimes want Greg Lake or Jon Anderson to just shut up? Nevertheless, even in these cases they were often coming up with good music. So yeah, I can say that I rather like prog rock. But oh boy, are some albums overrated! Challenge or support my Superstition # 4? Mail your ideas Your worthy comments: Gustavo Rodriguez <rodblanc@webtv.net> (28.06.99) Hate prog music. It's cholesterol for rock n' roll--just makes it sick and bloated! It stole the soul from rock more than anything else. In my opinion, it was more of a threat to rock n' roll than disco in the seventies. The enemy was from within! paul bartlett <paulrb@snet.net> (22.07.99) Prog-rock is the only "intellingent" (sic) rock music...and who the hell is Jon Anderson? <kenneth.e.willis@bt.com> (10.09.99) I love prog-rock, but yet i have to agree, there have been, and still are, times when i wish greg lake and jon anderson would shut up! Anthony Mercadante <tmercada@automatedmicro.com> (01.05.2000) Many famous musicians are prima donnas (I can assure you that, having met a fair number of them.) - so don't think that only the prog rockers are this way. And does all rock have to be reality based to make it worthwhile? Is Isaac Asimov worthless because none of his stuff is tightly attached to reality? Is Star Wars a terrible trilogy because it is non-fiction? Does all rock have to be serious? Wow, that would be a serious downer. Dag Larsson <dag.larsson@privat.utfors.se> (17.09.2000) Progrock is cool, I think. And often good. And of course Lake and Anderson should shut up sometimes! And an answer to Paul Bartlett: Jon Anderson is the singer in Yes. Simon Lacombe <porcimon@yahoo.com> (09.12.2000) First, I have to tell you reader, that I am s very huge progressive
music fan, it's my favorite kind of music, and it always overwhelms me!
Superstition # 5: I have a feeling this one's gonna turn off most people (hey, just look at all the comments below, I feel like I'm being given thirty-nine lashes), but I'll go ahead and say it. Prog rock is what I like - sometimes. Punk rock is what I hate - most of the time. Braindead three-chord sequences do not make enjoyable music. Once again - if you wanna have some action go listen to 60's garage bands. At least, they were original. Some punk groups can be slightly above the average and even display loads of intellect (like The Clash or The Jam), some can be just a lot of fun (Ramones), but most of them produce dull, melodyless, overaggressive tracks which just do not catch my eye. Nor ear. I'm sorry. Still - the New Wave thing was pretty cool, and it did grow out of punk. New-wavers might possibly be the last intelligent rockers on this planet of ours. Luv The Police! Maybe someday I'll even review them on this site. Who knows? Challenge or support my Superstition # 5? Mail your ideas Your worthy comments: Eric Feder <ejfeder@amherst.edu> (22.04.99) I do NOT think Punk music is worthless. However, I also don't think it is the be all and end all that Prindle, et al think it is. There were lots of really fabulous punk bands back then. you may look at hardcore punk or the "punk" of today (Offspring, countless ska bands, etc) and think it is crap, but listen to the Clash, the Jam, the Buzzcocks (hell, even the Ramones!) and you will hear an updated version of the British invasion pop-rock that you rate so highly Scott Kohler <skohler@netcom.ca> (18.07.99) I'm still nowhere near an expert on punk rock, but after spending the last couple of years getting aquainted with the Beatles, Beach Boys, Dylan, etc. from the 60s, it's been a great place to go. If you can say you "hate" punk most of the time, it seems to me that you must have missed out on a lot of the best punk. In 1977, when the whole thing really got going, bands like the Ramones were trying to get back to things like MELODY and POP, which is what you claim they have none of. Maybe this isn't true for the hardcore scene, but you should at least listen to some of it to see what was happening. And I don't know how familiar you are with Elvis Costello or whether you consider him "punk" or "New Wave", but you should definitely try him out. <Jkh1392@aol.com> (30.08.99) Elvis Costello? Go for it. Pick up a copy of My Aim Is True, This Year's Model, or Armed Forces. All three get my highest possible reccomendation, and they're only vaguely related to punk. As far as that particular genre is concerned, I'm currently listening to the Buzzcocks a lot. They're a nice mid-point the Beatles and the Ramones. And as someone who likes the Who's first album so much, how can you avoid the brilliance of the Clash's self-titled debut? Both are fantastic albums, and they're not all that different from each other. Mike DeFabio <defab4@earthlink.net> (31.08.99) I'm going to have to agree with Mr. Kohler. While there were and are a truckload of punk bands that weren't and aren't worthwhile at all, some of them, like the Clash and the Ramones, actually had some talent behind all that noise. It might be monotony, but it's really great monotony, in contrast to most punk bands, which are just monotony. Aud Abrahamsen <auabraha@online.no> (06.09.99) You don't like metal cos it's more about satanism than music? Try Metallica, they're fantastic, pick up their greatest albums (ride the lightning, master of puppets, and justice for all) and find out that you are wrong. They're not about satanism at all and all about music. Imean, they're really seriuos (sorry about the spelling) about their music, they have never gotten lost in drug orgies and musical experimentation, never had a scandal in their whole carreer, and they're far more consistent than any of the bands you've reviewed. If you like powerful rock with fast riffing, metal is your thing. And don't be so afraid of a bit of religious allusions. A bit of occultism has never hurt anyone. Simon Hearn <simon@leehearn.freeserve.co.uk> (07.09.99) Punk is definitely not worthless - it inspired a generation of bands
- not all good though! - to believe anyone could make music. Never mind
the Bollocks is a classic and I believe without punk we would not have
the styles of music we have today. Just imagine - not punk - we would be
hearing Pink Floyd and Disco all day long - aghhhhhh. Nirvana and Rem to
mention two bands are indebted to punk. The Clash, Pistols et al are an
important part of the lexicon of 20 th century music Anthony Mercadante <tmercada@automatedmicro.com> (01.05.2000) Punk is to 70's rock and roll what rock and roll was to the 50's scene. It is an attempt to get away from the overly polished stuff the record companies were trying to stuff down your throat en masse. To the punk scene, they felt the 60's bands you list had sold their soul to make the deal to get rich and famous. They had turned their back on what made rock rock. Dag Larsson <dag.larsson@privat.utfors.se> (17.09.2000) I agree (not just to make you happy)
Superstition # 6: This can probably be evident from the above superstitions already, but I'll still say it: I don't like glam rock, 'cos it relies on theater more than music - apart from a few bands like Mott the Hoople, it didn't ascend to much. I don't like heavy metal (or, at least, what is currently understood as 'heavy metal' - I'm not speaking of Led Zeppelin or Deep Purple here), 'cos it relies on Satanism more than music. I don't like disco 'cos it makes an idiot out of you (if not put to proper use by Mick Jagger or the like). I don't like rap 'cos all of it sounds the same. In other words, I don't like any musical genre created after 1970. Oh, except that New Wave thingie... that's how conservative I am. If popularized/vulgarized/profanized/recycled music is what you're after, you've come to the wrong place. Challenge or support my Superstition # 6? Mail your ideas Your worthy comments: Richard C. Dickison <randomkill@earthlink.net> (22.08.99) Well, what about the Electronic movement? It encompasses everything
from Eno to Kraftwerk to Orbital. I like a few (very few) Industrial bands
Skinny Puppy or Nine Inch Nails. You can Bop to it but it won't eat your
brain like Disco did. Anthony Mercadante <tmercada@automatedmicro.com> (01.05.2000) Per heavy metal - I'm not too big on it or on thrash metal either. But your assumption that it relies on satanism is not quite right. Many of the bands use it cause the kids that listen to it think it's 'kewl'. But heavy metal is about a particular style of music, regardless of what A&R reps do to make it sell. Dave Thomas <DTHOMAS@bowg.com> (13.09.2000) All rock relies on theater. From Elvis' hips to Jimi's burning guitar
to the rock opera to Grateful Dead extravaganzas to glam to punk to new
wave to everything in between. Music doesn't exist in a vacuum! Even bands
who never perform live (i.e. XTC) still draw heavily on theatrical themes
and influences. There may be other reasons to dislike glam rock.
But in my opinion, its theatricality was one of its strongest points, and
the genre did rock and roll a great favor by bringing that element to the
foreground. Dag Larsson <dag.larsson@privat.utfors.se> (17.09.2000) HM may be satanic but not bad becase of that. I just love Black Sabbath (remember that Ozzy is a Christian), Iron Maiden and Twisted Sister.
Superstition # 7: I don't mind 'oldies acts'. Whoever says that rock'n'roll is music for the young should go throw that crap out of his head. Rock'n'roll was music for the young when it was young itself, but the old rockers have grown old and would you want to order them to throw out all their tapes and listen to Bach instead? Or pass a law forbidding rock bands to play after their members have turned 30? Cut the crap! If talented writers and artists (and classic musicians, too) can make masterpieces up to their nineties, why can't rock musicians do the same? Nobody used to call Charles Dickens 'Dinosaur' when he was writing 'Great Expectations'! And what do you expect from old rockers? When they write new music in their old style, they're called unimaginative and dubbed 'dinosaurs'. When they experiment and try to keep up with the fashion, they're called old farts and dubbed 'dinosaurs' again. I'm no PC type, but to me it's ageism at its most obvious... Challenge or support my Superstition # 7? Mail your ideas Your worthy comments: <kenneth.e.willis@bt.com> (10.09.99) I agree John N. Diller <Jndiller@aol.com> (29.01.2000) I agree totally! Case in point: David Crosby. He's making some of the best music of his career with CPR (Crosby-Pevar-Raymond). It's a breath of fresh air from an artist who almost literally returned from the dead. John N. Diller Anthony Mercadante <tmercada@automatedmicro.com> (01.05.2000) Of course, this is dependent upon the assumption that these bands continue to make GOOD music instead of reissuing formulaic, overused, been there done that crap. Unfortunately, this has not been the case with most of these 'fogie' acts. How many more power ballads can Aerosmith really do before someone notices that they are all the same song with different lyrics? Sure, they sell. Maybe I missed part of your discussion (this IS a long page to take in all at once); however, think about who publishes their music - the record companies. They don't care about good music - the best music is not generally NOT published - they just care about what SELLS. And who can blame them in this capitalist society - it is their right to just make what sells. But that doesn't make it good. Lyolya Svidrigajlova <vsvitov@diamin.msk.ru> (11.12.2000) Yuick! What is this - an "oldies act"?
OK, that's it. And bear in mind these are 'superstitions' - representing my personal tastes. Once again, I admit I am no expert in 70-s-80-s-90-s music, so they can be subject to change, too...
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