| Never forget: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2. |
| Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk? |
| Error, no keyboard - press F1 to continue. |
| Programming is an art form that fights back. |
| "Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?" |
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| All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound? |
| My mail reader can beat up your mail reader. |
| Nobody has ever, ever, EVER learned all of WordPerfect. |
| To define recursion, we must first define recursion. |
| Good programming is 99% sweat and 1% coffee. |
| Planet 98% full. Delete politicians? (Y/y) |
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